Hay - Garbo Laughs

If you love movies, youll be enchanted.

Chicago Tribune

Thoughtful, smart, sardonically funny.

Toronto Star

Innovative in its reach and a stylistic delight, Garbo Laughs is endlessly engaging. Oscar for Best Novel.

Terry Griggs

Elizabeth Hays novel is an anatomy of all kinds of love. Full of Hays off-centre wisdom and bulls-eye psychological accuracy.

Katherine Ashenburg

[Hay] has a delightful deadpan wit, the kind that sneaks up on you.

New York Times Book Review

A sparkling demonstration of Hollywoods hold on our fantasiesand its awkward fit with our earthbound selves.

Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

Outstanding deft and compassionate and bittersweet. About community, in all its guises; about family, old friends, and cherished foes.

Bill Richardson

Dreamy, moving, frequently hilarious. Startlingly original.

Macleans

Sophisticated and intelligent, fresh and endlessly inventive.

Quill & Quire (starred review)

A beautiful story of love and loss. With wit and sympathy, Elizabeth Hay superimposes the world of film perfectly on the life of Harriet Browning. A novel that should be read and re-read.

Jury citation, Governor Generals Award

Imaginative, droll, and incisive, Hays profound tale of attempted escape and accepted responsibility, of found joy and dreaded sorrow, deftly explores the dangers and benefits of fantasy.

Booklist (starred review)

Thumbs up for Garbo Laughs! Four-star novel celebrates love, film, and love of film.

Ottawa Citizen

There arent enough adjectives to describe Garbo Laughs. The book is, quite simply, wonderful. It is inventive, intelligent, polished and enchanting. And you wont be able to put it down. Bittersweet, richly entertaining and deeply moving.

London Free Press

A gracefully written novel, mapping out the patterns of tensions and release in a family whose members are best able to express their love and disappointment through the films of the past.

Publishers Weekly

Garbo Laughs, written in Hays by now distinctively understated voice, gives us her literary talent in full, extravagant bloom [it] finds a pitch-perfect balance between comedy and sadness.

Vue Weekly

For Bella Pomer,
with affection and gratitude

We will never know the extent of the damage
movies are doing to us.

Pauline Kael

K enny lay awake in the smallest room in the house. It had a narrow bed, a narrow desk, and a cupboard-closet that started partway up the wall. In the dark he could make out his desk covered in books including his bible, the movie guide of 1996and his clothes hanging from a hook on the open cupboard door. With his dad he had gone to a used-clothing store and bought the oversized brown-and-white checked-tweed sports jacket and the red-and-pink tie and the long-sleeved blue shirt, his gangster outfit, and his dad had let him borrow, indefinitely, his black fedora. From Bolivia. His dad was a traveller.

Kenny loved Frank Sinatra. His mom he couldnt believe this thought Marlon Brando was better.

Whos better? hed asked her.

Not again, she said.

No, wait. Just this time. Whos better? Frank Sinatra or Marlon Brando?

Are you ready for this? she said. Can you take it? Id have to say Marlon Brando.

Youre crazy, youre nuts. I cant believe what Im hearing.

She laughed, as one nut laughs with another, since she too wore her movie heart on her sleeve. Hes a better actor. Hes better-looking. Which isnt to say I dont like Frank Sinatra. I do. At least, I like the young Frank Sinatra when he looked like Glenn Gould. He was an awful thug when he got older.

Kenny turned to Dinah, who lived down the street and never minded his questions and always answered them to his liking. Who do you like better, Frank Sinatra or Marlon Brando?

Frank, she said.

Me too. He was very excited. You think hes a good singer?

The best.

My mom says Marlon Brando is better.

Marlon Brando is good.

But hes not better than Frank Sinatra?

Frankie, said Dinah, is divine. But Dinah had always gone for skinny, serious, temperamental guys, until recently.

They were in the middle days of November, and all the hesitations of early fall, the tentative snowfalls and bewitching spells of balminess, had given way to sudden cold. From under the covers, in the pale green light that came through the curtains, Kenny heard sounds soft sounds that froze the blood in his veins. There was tapping, sawing, tiny running feet on the porch roof outside his window. Rats. He knew it would be hard for a rat to walk up the wall, but in the night anything was possible. Then water, flowing water. Then scratching. Bugs were in the walls. Big-eyed, hairy, losing their grip. He heard one land, very softly, on the windowsill beside his head and was about to call out when something else, something hard, slapped against a window.

It sounded like Jean Simmons slapping Marlon Brando across the face.

It worked. After that it was quiet.

Frankie was good in that movie, and Frankie hated Marlon so Kenny hated him too. Jean Simmons was pretty nice; though, on the whole, he had to say he preferred Vivian Blaine.

He closed his eyes. For a while he pictured the fight, Marlon cracked over the head with a chair, Jean Simmons drunk and funny and throwing punches. He wondered if Havana was really like that. His dad would know. Then Big Julie was rolling dice in the sewer and Nathan Detroit was eating Mindys cheesecake with a fork.

In the morning he opened his eyes when his mom opened the curtains and he said, Lets watch Guys and Dolls.

Why not Take Me Out to the Ball Game? You havent seen that one yet.

Is Frankie in it?

Of course, she said.

T hree nights later the slow, searching sound of a taxi came up the wet street and stopped directly below Kennys window. A door slammed, the taxi pulled away, and then Lew Gold was heading up the steps and Kenny was heading down. His sister was on his heels.

Their house was two storeys high and made of yellow brick. The wood trim in the hallway was American chestnut, a tree wiped out by blight in the 1920s. What remained of the old forests was inside. Everything outside had come inside, even the movies. The banister Kenny never bothered to hold on to was American chestnut too, golden brown in colour, but the steps themselves were white pine from the forests of white pine that used to grow where this house was standing. Lews grandfather had built the house in 1928; after he died it passed out of the family, until last spring, when the grandson had the pleasure of buying it back.

Lew came through the door, and then what a tangle of big and little limbs there was. What a scene of affection. He looked so tanned and lighthearted, so eager and beloved and beaming, that Harriet, standing in the living-room doorway, couldnt resist. She said, Something unpleasant happened while you were gone.

Doa, he smiled, reaching over the kids to take into his arms his northern-eyed, meatless-on-principle, strangely yearning wife. Ive missed you, he said. And the gift, wrapped in a piece of newspaper in his shirt pocket, got pressed a little flatter.