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1980s MOVIE QUOTES
The Ultimate Quiz Book
Jack Goldstein
Publisher Information
Published in 2013 by
Andrews UK Limited
www.andrewsuk.com
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Copyright 2013 Jack Goldstein
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Disclaimer: All facts presented in this title were gained from common and reputable sources in print and on the internet. If any detail within this title is found to be incorrect, the author will be happy to publish a corrected version.
Introduction
Are you a fan of 80s movies? Do you think you could recognise a film just from a single quote?
If so, youll love this fantastic quiz featuring 120 of the greatest movies from the decade that fashion forgot. With classic lines from Stand By Me to Scarface, Ghostbusters to The Goonies and many more, these questions - sorted into easy, medium and hard categories - are sure to keep the whole family entertained.
Questions
Easy
- Yippee-ki-yay...
- Theyre here...
- Elliot!
- Ill be back!
- You guys wanna go see a dead body?
- Remember how I said Id kill you last? I lied.
- Life moves pretty fast. You dont stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
- Kneel before Zod.
- I know you are but what am I?
- If you build it, they will come.
- I must break you.
- Wax on, wax off.
- Heres Johnny!
- Heeeey yoooou guuuuuys!
- Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
- Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
- This one goes to eleven.
- Dance, magic dance.
- If only you could see what Ive seen with your eyes.
- Say hello to my little friend!
- What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
- Lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
- Number Five is alive.
- Blurr, get the Dinobots in the shuttle.
- Oh God! The dog wet on the picnic basket.
- Your egos writing checks your body cant cash.
- Its 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and were wearing sunglasses.
- No, I am your father.
- Thats the Chicago Way, and thats how you get Capone.
- I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
- I aint got time to bleed!
- Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, a*****e.
- I am not an animal! I am a human being!
- There can be only one!
- I am serious, and dont call me Shirley.
- I Have The Power!
- Where were going, we dont need roads.
- Hi, Im Chucky. Wanna play?
- Monty, you terrible ****!
- Get away from her, you b****.
Medium
- China is here? China is here? I dont even know what the hell that means!
- If you give extra kisses, you get bigger hugs!
- If you give up your dreams, you die.
- You really are a guppy.
- Theres only two things youve got going for yourself in this town. Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.
- One must usually go to a bowling alley to meet women of such stature.
- Its over, Johnny.
- I never f****d anybody over in my life didnt have it coming to them.
- This dont look like no expressway to me.
- I may be wet, but my martini is still dry.
- I should have stayed at home and played with myself!
- Im washing lettuce. Soon, Ill be on fries. In a few years, Ill make assistant manager, and thats when the big bucks start rolling in.
- Now that youre dead, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?
- Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys.
- You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts!
- Never give up and good luck will find you.
- Hey bartender, know how to make a red eye?
- See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what Ive told you.
- Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- 97X, Bam! the future of rock and roll!
- Do you have anything besides Mexican food?
- I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium.
- Would you like to talk about a possible lunch trade?
- Ill have what shes having.
- Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!
- If I wanted a joke Id follow you into the john.
- Im not gonna to stand here and listen to this baloney!
- You keep a horse in the basement?
- Im not bad. Im just drawn that way.
- Its just been revoked!
- I am your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate.
- Wed better get back, cause itll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
- My blood is in your veins.
- I coulda been a contender.
- If it bleeds, we can kill it.
- That was Gary Cooper, a*****e!
- Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.
- If he gets up, well all get up, itll be anarchy!
- Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
- Do as I say and Ill be your slave forever.
Hard
- Looks like a gelfling, smells like a gelfling, maybe you are a gelfling.
- Soon as I get home, the first thing Im gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth!
- Listen... you smell something?
- We have weak trees.
- And the moral of the story is... if you walking on eggs, dont hop!
- Hes a pepper, shes a pepper, wouldnt you like to be a pepper.
- If you had any idea of the true nature of the universe, any at all, you would have hidden from it in terror.
- Im going to teach you to hate spending money.
- Youre right, Johnny, you cant win no matter what you do.
- To the winch, wench.
- Whos laughing now, huh? Whos laughing now?
- You are evil, and you must be destroyed.
- You know, youre kinda not so bad looking when your face isnt messin it up.
- I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here.
- This is where the law stops, and I start.
- I wanna let them know they didnt break me.
- I shall serve no fries before their time.
- Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.
- The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.
- I cant believe I gave my panties to a geek!
- So at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
- Hi, Im Fred. I like tacos and 71 Cabernet.
- First we crack the shell. Then, we crack the nuts inside.
- The rich. You know why theyre so odd? Because they can afford to be.
- Its not the years, its the mileage.
- Sometimes you just gotta say, What the f***!
- Spatula City!
- Hes trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!
- Ponce!
- He had to split.
- This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin.
- Why dont we just wait here for a little while... see what happens...
- A dead person breathed on me!
- Ive seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it.
- I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
- Sir, you are a vulgarian.
- Youre not dying, you just cant think of anything good to do!
- Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
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