Rinehart - The Man in Lower Ten

McKnight is gradually taking over the criminal end of the business. I never liked it, and since the strange case of the man in lower ten, I have been a bit squeamish. Given a case like that, where you can build up a network of clues that absolutely incriminate three entirely different people, only one of whom can be guilty, and your faith in circumstantial evidence dies of overcrowding. I never see a shivering, white-faced wretch in the prisoners dock that I do not hark back with shuddering horror to the strange events on the Pullman car Ontario, between Washington and Pittsburg, on the night of September 9th, last.

McKnight could tell the story a great deal better than I, although he cannot spell three consecutive words correctly. But, while he has imagination and humor, he is lazy.

It didnt happen to me, anyhow, he protested, when I put it up to him. And nobody cares for second-hand thrills. Besides, you want the unvarnished and ungarnished truth, and Im no hand for that. Im a lawyer.

So am I, although there have been times when my assumption in that particular has been disputed. I am unmarried, and just old enough to dance with the grown-up little sisters of the girls I used to know. I am fond of outdoors, prefer horses to the aforesaid grown-up little sisters, am without sentiment (am crossed out and was substituted.Ed.) and completely ruled and frequently routed by my housekeeper, an elderly widow.

In fact, of all the men of my acquaintance, I was probably the most prosaic, the least adventurous, the one man in a hundred who would be likely to go without a deviation from the normal through the orderly procession of the seasons, summer suits to winter flannels, golf to bridge.

So it was a queer freak of the demons of chance to perch on my unsusceptible thirty-year-old chest, tie me up with a crime, ticket me with a love affair, and start me on that sensational and not always respectable journey that ended so surprisingly less than three weeks later in the firms private office. It had been the most remarkable period of my life. I would neither give it up nor live it again under any inducement, and yet all that I lost was some twenty yards off my drive!

It was really McKnights turn to make the next journey. I had a tournament at Chevy Chase for Saturday, and a short yacht cruise planned for Sunday, and when a man has been grinding at statute law for a week, he needs relaxation. But McKnight begged off. It was not the first time he had shirked that summer in order to run down to Richmond, and I was surly about it. But this time he had a new excuse. I wouldnt be able to look after the business if I did go, he said. He has a sort of wide-eyed frankness that makes one ashamed to doubt him. Im always carsick crossing the mountains. Its a fact, Lollie. See-sawing over the peaks does it. Why, crossing the Allegheny Mountains has the Gulf Stream to Bermuda beaten to a frazzle.

So I gave him up finally and went home to pack. He came later in the evening with his machine, the Cannonball, to take me to the station, and he brought the forged notes in the Bronson case.

Guard them with your life, he warned me. They are more precious than honor. Sew them in your chest protector, or wherever people keep valuables. I never keep any. Ill not be happy until I see Gentleman Andy doing the lockstep.

He sat down on my clean collars, found my cigarettes and struck a match on the mahogany bed post with one movement.

Wheres the Pirate? he demanded. The Pirate is my housekeeper, Mrs. Klopton, a very worthy woman, so labeledand libeledbecause of a ferocious pair of eyes and what McKnight called a buccaneering nose. I quietly closed the door into the hall.

Keep your voice down, Richey, I said. She is looking for the evening paper to see if it is going to rain. She has my raincoat and an umbrella waiting in the hall.

The collars being damaged beyond repair, he left them and went to the window. He stood there for some time, staring at the blackness that represented the wall of the house next door.

Its raining now, he said over his shoulder, and closed the window and the shutters. Something in his voice made me glance up, but he was watching me, his hands idly in his pockets.

Who lives next door? he inquired in a perfunctory tone, after a pause. I was packing my razor.

House is empty, I returned absently. If the landlord would put it in some sort of shape

Did you put those notes in your pocket? he broke in.

Yes. I was impatient. Along with my certificates of registration, baptism and vaccination. Whoever wants them will have to steal my coat to get them.

Well, I would move them, if I were you. Somebody in the next house was confoundedly anxious to see where you put them. Somebody right at that window opposite.

I scoffed at the idea, but nevertheless I moved the papers, putting them in my traveling bag, well down at the bottom. McKnight watched me uneasily.

I have a hunch that you are going to have trouble, he said, as I locked the alligator bag. Darned if I like starting anything important on Friday.

You have a congenital dislike to start anything on any old day, I retorted, still sore from my lost Saturday. And if you knew the owner of that house as I do you would know that if there was any one at that window he is paying rent for the privilege.

Mrs. Klopton rapped at the door and spoke discreetly from the hall.

Did Mr. McKnight bring the evening paper? she inquired.

Sorry, but I didnt, Mrs. Klopton, McKnight called. The Cubs won, three to nothing. He listened, grinning, as she moved away with little irritated rustles of her black silk gown.

I finished my packing, changed my collar and was ready to go. Then very cautiously we put out the light and opened the shutters. The window across was merely a deeper black in the darkness. It was closed and dirty. And yet, probably owing to Richeys suggestion, I had an uneasy sensation of eyes staring across at me. The next moment we were at the door, poised for flight.

Well have to run for it, I said in a whisper. Shes down there with a package of some sort, sandwiches probably. And shes threatened me with overshoes for a month. Ready now!

I had a kaleidoscopic view of Mrs. Klopton in the lower hall, holding out an armful of such traveling impedimenta as she deemed essential, while beside her, Euphemia, the colored housemaid, grinned over a white-wrapped box.

Awfully sorryno timeback Sunday, I panted over my shoulder. Then the door closed and the car was moving away.

McKnight bent forward and stared at the faade of the empty house next door as we passed. It was black, staring, mysterious, as empty buildings are apt to be.

Id like to hold a post-mortem on that corpse of a house, he said thoughtfully. By George, Ive a notion to get out and take a look.

Somebody after the brass pipes, I scoffed. House has been empty for a year.

With one hand on the steering wheel McKnight held out the other for my cigarette case. Perhaps, he said; but I dont see what she would want with brass pipe.

A woman! I laughed outright. You have been looking too hard at the picture in the back of your watch, thats all. Theres an experiment like that: if you stare long enough

But McKnight was growing sulky: he sat looking rigidly ahead, and he did not speak again until he brought the Cannonball to a stop at the station. Even then it was only a perfunctory remark. He went through the gate with me, and with five minutes to spare, we lounged and smoked in the train shed. My mind had slid away from my surroundings and had wandered to a polo pony that I couldnt afford and intended to buy anyhow. Then McKnight shook off his taciturnity.