Eoin Colfer - Artemis Fowl, Book 2 Artemis Fowl and The Arctic Incident

THE ARCTIC INCIDENT

E OIN C OLFER

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First published 2002
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Copyright Eoin Colfer, 2002
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ISBN: 978-0-14-192957-6

For Betty

Artemis Fowl:

A Psychological Assessment

Extract from The Teenage Years

By the age of thirteen, our subject, Artemis Fowl, was showing signs of an intellect greater than that of any human since Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Artemis had beaten European chess champion Evan Kashoggi in an on-line tournament, patented over twenty-seven inventions and won the architectural competition to design Dublins new opera house. He had also written a computer program that diverted millions of dollars from Swiss bank accounts to his own, forged over a dozen Impressionist paintings and cheated the Fairy People out of a substantial amount of gold.

The question is, why? What drove Artemis to get involved in criminal enterprises? The answer lies with his father.

Artemis Fowl Senior was the head of a criminal empire that stretched from Dublins docklands to the backstreets of Tokyo, but he had ambitions to establish himself as a legitimate businessman. He bought a cargo ship, stocked it with 250,000 cans of cola and set course for Murmansk, in northern Russia, where he had set up a business deal that could have proved profitable for decades to come.

Unfortunately, the Russian Mafiya, decided they did not want an Irish tycoon cutting himself a slice of their market, and sank the Fowl Star in the Bay of Kola. Artemis Fowl the First was declared missing, presumed dead.

Artemis Junior was now the head of an empire with limited funds. In order to restore the family fortune, he embarked on a criminal career that would earn him over fifteen million pounds in two short years.

This vast fortune was mainly spent financing rescue expeditions to Russia. Artemis refused to believe that his father was dead, even though every passing day made it seem more likely.

Artemis avoided other teenagers and resented being sent to school, preferring to spend his time plotting his next crime.

So even though his involvement with the goblin uprising during his fourteenth year was to be traumatic, terrifying and dangerous, it was probably the best thing that could have happened. At least he spent some time outdoors and got to meet some new people.

Its a pity most of them were trying to kill him.

Report compiled by: Doctor J. Argon, B. Psych, for the LEP Academy files.

THE two Russians huddled around a flaming barrel in a futile attempt to ward off the Arctic chill. The Bay of Kola was not a place you wanted to be after September, especially not Murmansk. In Murmansk even the polar bears wore scarves. Nowhere was colder, except perhaps Norilsk.

The men were Mafiya enforcers and were more used to spending their evenings inside stolen BMWs. The larger of the two, Mikhael Vassikin, checked the fake Rolex beneath the sleeve of his fur coat.

This thing could freeze up, he said, tapping the diving bezel. What am I going to do with it then?

Stop your complaining, said the one called Kamar. Its your fault were stuck outside in the first place.

Vassikin paused. Pardon me?

Our orders were simple: sink the Fowl Star. All you had to do was blow the cargo bay. It was a big enough ship, heaven knows. Blow the cargo bay and down she goes. But no, the great Vassikin hits the stern. Not even a back-up rocket to finish the job. So now we have to search for survivors.

She sank, didnt she?

Kamar shrugged. So what? She sank slowly, plenty of time for the passengers to grab on to something. Vassikin, the famous sharpshooter! My grandmother could shoot better.

Lyubkhin, the Mafiyas man on the docks, approached before the discussion could develop into an all-out brawl.

How are things? asked the bear-like Yakut.

Vassikin spat over the quay wall. How do you think? Did you find anything?

Dead fish and broken crates, said the Yakut, offering both enforcers a steaming mug. Nothing alive. Its been over eight hours now. I have good men searching all the way down to Green Cape.

Kamar drank deeply, then spat in disgust. What is this stuff? Pitch?

Lyubkhin laughed. Hot cola. From the Fowl Star. Its coming ashore by the crate-load. Tonight we are truly on the Bay of Kola.

Be warned, said Vassikin, spilling the liquid on to the snow. This weather is souring my temper. So no more terrible jokes. Its enough that I have to listen to Kamar.

Not for much longer, muttered his partner. One more sweep and we call off the search. Nothing could survive these waters for eight hours.

Vassikin held out his empty cup. Dont you have something stronger? A shot of vodka to ward off the cold? I know you always keep a flask hidden somewhere.

Lyubkhin reached for his hip pocket, but stopped when the walkie-talkie on his belt began to emit static. Three short bursts.

Three squawks. Thats the signal.

The signal for what?

Lyubkhin hurried down the docks, shouting back over his shoulder. Three squawks on the radio. It means that the K9 unit has found someone.

The survivor was not Russian. That much was obvious from his clothes. Everything, from the designer suit to the leather overcoat, had obviously been purchased in Western Europe, perhaps even America. They were tailored to fit, and made from the highest-quality material.

Though the mans clothes were relatively intact, his body had not fared so well. His bare feet and hands were mottled with frostbite. One leg hung strangely limp below the knee, and his face was a horrific mask of burns.

The search crew had carried him from a ravine three klicks south of the harbour on a makeshift tarpaulin stretcher. The men crowded around their prize, stamping their feet against the cold that invaded their boots. Vassikin elbowed his way through the gathering, kneeling for a closer look.

Hell lose the leg for sure, he noted. A couple of fingers too. The face doesnt look too good either.

Thank you, Doctor Mikhael, commented Kamar drily. Any ID?

Vassikin conducted a quick thiefs search. Wallet and watch.