Doreen Gonzales - Silly Cat Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!

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Silly Cat Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone has jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes that will make you roar with laughter! Also learn fun facts about house cats and wild cats and how to make your own book of fun limericks!

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Ten cats were on a boat and one jumped off. How many were left? None, they were all copycats!

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Funny felines find fun fooling furry family friends.

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What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway? Miaooooooooooooooooooow!

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a canary? Shredded tweet.

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How do you stop a ten-pound parrot from talking too much? Buy a thirty-pound cat.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ballgame.

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Why did the cat family move next door to the mouse family? So they could have the neighbors for dinner.

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Cats chew cheddar cheese and chomp on crunchy fleas.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Cat. Cat who? Cat you open the door? Its cold out here.

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Copper cats play patty-cake while cream-colored cats play catch.

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What do you call a cat that can bowl? An alley cat.

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There once was an old cat named Hob
Whose friend was a mouse named Doorknob.
But every night
They pretended to fight,
For each had to keep his own job.

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I have a cat that can say its own name.

Wow! Whats its name? Meow.

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Why did the man purr in his sleep? He was taking a catnap.

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There once was a Persian named Todd
Whose friends considered him odd.
He always made plans
To visit strange lands
And was constantly traveling abroad.

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Cats cannot see in the dark. However, they do see well in dim light. The backs of their eyes are like tiny mirrors that reflect the light and make it brighter.

Also, their pupils can expand to be quite large. This lets in lots of light. During the day, these pupils narrow to slits so that they dont let in too much light.

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What happens when a kitten goes swimming? It gets wet.

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What do baby cats wear? Dia-purrrs.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Kitten. Kitten who? Are you kitten me?

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How do mama cats buy clothes for their kittens? They order them from cat-alogs.

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What do kittens like to eat on hot days? Mice cream cones.

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Where is one place that your kitten can sit but you cant? In your lap.

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Kittens paws pause while their tongues taste treats.

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Knock, knock.

Whos there? Three little kittens. Three little kittens who? The three little kittens who lost their mittens. Have you seen any?

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Who brings kittens presents on Christmas Eve? Santa Claws.

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Who helped Cinderellas kitten go to the ball? Her furry godmother.

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Heres a pretty itty bitty city kitty.

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What was the kittens favorite color? Purr-ple.

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Cuddly kittens cant catch clever canaries.

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Why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didnt want to litter.

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The kitten curled up on the rug
Was fluffy and cute as a bug.
So inviting it seemed,
As it quietly dreamed,
Everyone gave it a hug.

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Kittens are born with their eyes closed.

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Kittens are born with their eyes closed.

They use their sense of touch and smell to find their mothers. By the second week of life, their eyes have opened. Newborn kittens all have blue eyes. These will change over time into their adult color.

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What do cats put in soda pop? Mice cubes.

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Where do cats write down notes? Scratch paper!