Sky Pony Editors - The Big Book of Belly Laugh Jokes, Riddles, and Puns for Kids: Includes 700 Jokes!

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Belly Laugh Riddles and Puns for Kids (ISBN: 978-1-5107-1198-3) Contents The Big Book of Belly Laugh Jokes, Riddles, and Puns for Kids Q: Whats the difference between a piano and a fish? A: You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish. Q: How do you get spoiled milk? A: From a pampered cow. Q: Why was the painting sent to prison? A: Because it was framed. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honeycombs. Q: What do you call cheese that doesnt belong to you? A: Nacho cheese! Q: Where do cows go on Friday night? A: To the MOOOvie theater. Q: Why cant the bicycle stand up by itself? A: Because its two-tired! Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look a tad flushed. Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? A: Someday my prints will come! Q: Why couldnt the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck! Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, it just waved. Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A: Supplies! Q: What is an astronauts favorite place on a computer? A: The Space bar! Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: Dont look now, but something in between us smells. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken joke wasnt invented yet. Q: What is a trees favorite kind of soda? A: Root Beer. Q: What do you get when you cross a thief with an alligator? A: A crook-odile. Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor. Q: What kind of pet makes the loudest noise? A: A trumpet. Q: Whats a toads favorite kind of drink? A: Croak-a-cola. Q: What is a sheeps favorite kind of dance? A: The baaaaaah-let. Q: What is a ghosts favorite position to play in soccer? A: Ghoulie. Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? A: She was always running away from the ball. Q: Why did the golfer have on two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole-in-one. Q: What do baseball teams and pancakes have in common? A: They both need a good batter. Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A: A private tutor. Q: Why did the ballerina quit? A: It was tutu hard. Q: Why was the policeman at the baseball game? A: He heard someone stole a base. Q: Why cant your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot! Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse into town? A: The horse was too heavy to carry. Q: What type of haircuts do bees get? A: Buzz cuts! Q: What animal does a dentist like best? A: Molar bears. Q: Why was the doctor angry? A: He ran out of patients. Q: Did you hear the one about the germ? A: Never mind then.