Jeffrey Archer - A Prison Diary

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Volume One

Belmarsh: Hell

Day 1

Thursday 19 July 2001

12.07 pm

You are sentenced to four years. Mr Justice Potts stares down from the bench, unable to hide his delight. He orders me to be taken down.

A Securicor man who was sitting beside me while the verdict was read out points towards a door on my left which has not been opened during the seven-week trial. I turn and glance at my wife Mary seated at the back of the court, head bowed, ashen-faced, a son on either side to comfort her.

Im led downstairs to be met by a court official, and thus I begin an endless process of form-filling. Name? Archer. Age? 61. Weight? 178lbs, I tell him.

Whats that in stones? the prison officer demands.

12st 10lbs, I reply. I only know because I weighed myself in the gym this morning.

Thank you, sir, he says, and asks me to sign on the bottom of the page.

Another Securicor man known by the prisoners as water-rats leads me down a long bleak cream-painted bricked corridor to I know not where.

How long did he give you? he asks, matter-of-factly.

Four years, I reply.

Oh, not too bad, youll be out in two, he responds, as if discussing a fortnight on the Costa del Sol.

The officer comes to a halt, unlocks a vast steel door, and then ushers me into a cell. The room is about ten feet by five, the walls are still cream, and there is a wooden bench running along the far end. No clock, no sense of time, nothing to do except contemplate, nothing to read, except messages on the walls:

A key is turning in the lock, and the heavy door swings open. The Securicor man has returned. You have a visit from your legals, he announces. I am marched back down the long corridor, barred gates are unlocked and locked every few paces. Then I am ushered into a room only slightly larger than the cell to find my silk, Nicholas Purnell QC, and his junior, Alex Cameron, awaiting me.

Nick explains that four years means two, and Mr Justice Potts chose a custodial sentence aware that I would be unable to appeal to the Parole Board for early release. Of course they will appeal on my behalf, as they feel Potts has gone way over the top. Gilly Gray QC, an old friend, had warned me the previous evening that as the jury had been out for five days and I had not entered the witness box to defend myself, an appeal might not be received too favourably. Nick adds that in any case, my appeal will not be considered before Christmas, as only short sentences are dealt with quickly.

Nick goes on to tell me that Belmarsh Prison, in Woolwich, will be my first destination.

At least its a modern jail, he comments, although he warns me that his abiding memory of the place was the constant noise, so he feared I wouldnt sleep for the first few nights. After a couple of weeks, he feels confident I will be transferred to a Category D prison an open prison probably Ford or the Isle of Sheppey.

Nick explains that he has to leave me and return to Court No. 7 to make an application for compassionate leave, so that I can attend my mothers funeral on Saturday. She died on the day the jury retired to consider their verdict, and I am only thankful that she never heard me sentenced.

I thank Nick and Alex for all they have done, and am then escorted back to my cell. The vast iron door is slammed shut. The prison officers dont have to lock it, only unlock it, as there is no handle on the inside. I sit on the wooden bench, to be reminded that Jim Dexter is inocent, OK! My mind is curiously blank as I try to take in what has happened and what will happen next.

The door is unlocked again about fifteen minutes later as far as I can judge and Im taken to a signing-out room to fill in yet another set of forms. A large burly officer who only grunts takes away my money clip, 120 in cash, my credit card and a fountain pen. He places them in a plastic bag. They are sealed before he asks, Where would you like them sent? I give the officer Marys name and our home address. After Ive signed two more forms in triplicate, Im handcuffed to an overweight woman of around five foot three, a cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth. They are obviously not anticipating any trouble. She is wearing the official uniform of the prison service: a white shirt, black tie, black trousers, black shoes and black socks.

She accompanies me out of the building and on to an elongated white van, not unlike a single-decker bus, except that the windows are blacked out. I am placed in what I could only describe as a cubicle known to the recidivists as a sweatbox and although I can see outside, the waiting press cannot see me; in any case, they have no idea which cubicle Im in. Cameras flash pointlessly in front of each window as we wait to move off. Another long wait, before I hear a prisoner shout, I think Archers in this van. Eventually the vehicle jerks forward and moves slowly out of the Old Bailey courtyard on the first leg of a long circuitous journey to HMP Belmarsh.

As we travel slowly through the streets of the City, I spot an Evening Standard billboard already in place: ARCHER SENT TO JAIL . It looks as if it was printed some time before the verdict.

I am well acquainted with the journey the van is taking through London, as Mary and I follow the same route home to Cambridge on Friday evenings. Except on this occasion we suddenly turn right off the main road and into a little backstreet, to be greeted by another bevy of pressmen. But like their colleagues at the Old Bailey, all they can get is a photograph of a large white van with ten small black windows. As we draw up to the entrance gate, I see a sign declaring BELMARSH PRISON. Some wag has put a line through the B and replaced it with an H. Not the most propitious of welcomes.

We drive through two high-barred gates that are electronically operated before the van comes to a halt in a courtyard surrounded by a thirty-foot red-brick wall, with razor wire looped along the top. I once read that this is the only top-security prison in Britain from which no one has ever escaped. I look up at the wall and recall that the world record for the pole vault is 20ft 2in.

The door of the van is opened and we are let out one by one before being led off to a reception area, and then herded into a large glass cell that holds about twenty people. The authorities cant risk putting that many prisoners in the same room without being able to see exactly what were up to. This will often be the first time co-defendants have a chance to speak to each other since they were sentenced. I sit on a bench on the far side of the wall, and am joined by a tall, well-dressed, good-looking young Pakistani, who explains that he is not a prisoner, but on remand. I ask him what hes been charged with. GBH grievous bodily harm. I beat up my wife when I found her in bed with another man, and now theyve banged me up in Belmarsh because the trial cant begin until she gets back from Greece, where the two of them are on holiday.