Whee Winn - Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids

Also by Whee WinnLots of Jokes for KidsLots of Knock-Knock Jokes for KidsThe Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for KidsLots of Christmas Jokes for KidsLots of Tongue Twisters for KidsLots of Jokes and Riddles Box SetOn the Go Jokes for Kids ZONDERKIDZ Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids Copyright 2020 by Zondervan Requests for information should be addressed to: Zonderkidz, 3900 Sparks Dr. SE, Grand Rapids, Michigan 49546

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Names: Winn, Whee, author. Title: Lots of animal jokes for kids / by Whee Winn. Description: Grand Rapids: Zonderkidz, 2020. | Audience: Ages 610 Summary: Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids includes hilarious jokes for kids for endless hours of entertainment at a cant-be-beat priceProvided by publisher. | Wit and humor, Juvenile. | Wit and humor, Juvenile.

Classification: LCC PN6231.A5 W56 2020 | DDC 818/.602dc23 LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2019038466

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20 21 22 23 24 /LSC/ 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Note to Kids Looking for some fun? Want to be silly? Giggle a little? Belly laugh? Then youve come to the right place. We have done all the work for youwe put together the perfect collection of jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners about farm animals, pets, snakes, birds, safari creatures, ocean and water animals, all things zoo, and a special bonus section on dinosaurs.

And this collection is even more special because every joke in here is good for everyone... from your best friends to your parents to your teachers. Lots of Animal Jokes for Kids is just the place to find good old clean and corny jokes to entertain your friends for hours. Contents

How do you know when its raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle. How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares. Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives! How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car? Put him in the front seat.

Whats a cats favorite color? Purr-ple. What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow? A watchdog. Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunny-moon. Knock, knock. Whos there? Tyler. Tyler who? Tyler dog up or hell run away. How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button. My dog has no nose! How does he smell? Terrible.

When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When youre a mouse.

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth. Why dont cats like online shopping? They prefer to use a cat-alogue. What is the difference between fleas and dogs? Dogs can have fleas, but fleas cant have dogs. What do you call a cold dog sitting on top of a bunny? A chili dog on a bun. What time is it when five dogs chase one cat? Five after one. What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador.

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse? Catch! How is a dog like a telephone? It has a collar I.D.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Patsy. Patsy who? Patsy dog on the headhe likes it! What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff! There were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? Nonethey were all copycats. What is a dogs favorite instrument? A trombone. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses. Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did it hold the rod? Where do you put barking dogs? In a barking lot.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can really count on. What did the clean dog say to the insect? Long time, no flea. What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? His bark was much worse than his bite! Knock, knock. Whos there? Yvette. Yvette who? Yvette helps a lot of sick pets.

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A Cockerpoodledoo. What is the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A cat-astrophe. Why do dogs run in circles? Because its hard to run in squares.

Why did the dog cross the road twice? He was trying to fetch a boomerang. When is the best time to buy budgies? When theyre going cheep.

What dog keeps the best time? A watchdog. How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean. Why did the kitten go to medical school? To become a first aid kit. Why did the poor dog chase his tail? He was trying to make both ends meet.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door? What do cats like to eat on a hot day? Mice cream. What is the quietest kind of dog? A hush puppy. What kind of dog always runs a fever? A hot dog! Whats a dogs favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs. What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil? Use a pen. How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog? Poodle-oo!

What happens when a cat eats a lemon? It becomes a sour puss! Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? To the retail store! What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Where did the kittens go on their field trip? The mewseum. Whats a rabbits favorite dance style? Hip-hop. How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden? Take away his shovel. Why dont dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet. Whats a cats way of keeping law and order? Claw enforcement. What did the waiter say when he brought out the dogs dinner? Bone apptit!

Knock, knock.

Whos there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!