Lawrence Block - Hit Man

The first book in the John Keller series

Keller flew Unitedto Portland. He read a magazine on the leg from JFK to OHare, ate lunch on the ground, and watched the movie on the nonstop flight from Chicago to Portland. It was a quarter to three local time when he carried his hand luggage off the plane, and then he had only an hours wait before his connecting flight to Roseburg.

But when he got a look at the size of the plane he walked over to the Hertz desk and told them he wanted a car for a few days. He showed them a drivers license and a credit card and they let him have a Ford Taurus with thirty-two hundred miles on the clock. He didnt bother trying to refund his Portland-to-Roseburg ticket.

The Hertz clerk showed him how to get on I-5. Keller pointed the car in the right direction and set the cruise control three miles an hour over the posted speed limit. Everybody else was going a few miles an hour faster than that, but he was in no hurry, and he didnt want to invite a close look at his drivers license. It was probably all right, but why ask for trouble?

It was still light out when he took the off ramp for the second Roseburg exit. He had a reservation at the Douglas Inn, a Best Western on Stephens Street. He found it without any trouble. They had him in a ground-floor room in the front, and he had them change it to one a flight up in the rear.

He unpacked, showered. The phone book had a street map of downtown Roseburg, and he studied it, getting his bearings, then tore it out and took it with him when he went out for a walk. The little print shop was only a few blocks away on Jackson, two doors in from the corner, between a tobacconist and a photographer with his window full of wedding pictures. A sign in Quik Prints window offered a special on wedding invitations, perhaps to catch the eye of bridal couples making arrangements with the photographer.

Quik Print was closed, of course, as were the tobacconist and the photographer and the credit jeweler next door to the photographer and, as far as Keller could tell, everybody else in the neighborhood. He didnt stick around long. Two blocks away he found a Mexican restaurant that looked dingy enough to be authentic. He bought a local paper from the coin box out front and read it while he ate his chicken enchiladas. The food was good, and ridiculously inexpensive. If the place were in New York, he thought, everything would be three or four times as much and thered be a line in front.

The waitress was a slender blonde, not Mexican at all. She had short hair and granny glasses and an overbite, and she sported an engagement ring on the appropriate finger, a diamond solitaire with a tiny stone. Maybe she and her fianc had picked it out at the credit jewelers, Keller thought. Maybe the photographer next door would take their wedding pictures. Maybe theyd get Burt Engleman to print their wedding invitations. Quality printing, reasonable rates, service you can count on.

In the morning he returned to Quik Print and looked in the window. A woman with brown hair was sitting at a gray metal desk, talking on the telephone. A man in shirtsleeves stood at a copying machine. He wore horn-rimmed glasses with round lenses and his hair was cropped short on his egg-shaped head. He was balding, and that made him look older, but Keller knew he was only thirty-eight.

Keller stood in front of the jewelers and pictured the waitress and her fianc picking out rings. Theyd have a double-ring ceremony, of course, and there would be something engraved on the inside of each of their wedding bands, something no one else would ever see. Would they live in an apartment? For a while, he decided, until they saved the down payment for a starter home. That was the phrase you saw in real estate ads and Keller liked it. A starter home, something to practice on until you got the hang of it.

At a drugstore on the next block, he bought an unlined paper tablet and a black felt-tipped pen. He used four sheets of paper before he was pleased with the result. Back at Quik Print, he showed his work to the brown-haired woman.

My dog ran off, he explained. I thought Id get some flyers printed, post them around town.

LOST DOG, hed printed.PART GER. SHEPHERD. ANSWERS TO SOLDIER. CALL 555-1904.

I hope you get him back, the woman said. Is it a him? Soldier sounds like a male dog, but it doesnt say.

Its a male, Keller said. Maybe I should have specified.

Its probably not important. Did you want to offer a reward? People usually do, though I dont know if it makes any difference. If I found somebodys dog, I wouldnt care about a reward. Id just want to get him back with his owner.

Everybodys not as decent as you are, Keller said. Maybe I should say something about a reward. I didnt even think of that. He put his palms on the desk and leaned forward, looking down at the sheet of paper. I dont know, he said. It looks kind of homemade, doesnt it? Maybe I should have you set it in type, do it right. What do you think?

I dont know, she said. Ed? Would you come and take a look at this, please?

The man in the horn-rims came over and said he thought a hand-lettered look was best for a lost-dog notice. It makes it more personal, he said. I could do it in type for you, but I think people would respond to it better as it is. Assuming somebody finds the dog, that is.

I dont suppose its a matter of national importance, anyway, Keller said. My wifes attached to the animal and Id like to recover him if its possible, but Ive a feeling hes not to be found. My names Gordon, by the way. Al Gordon.

Ed Vandermeer, the man said. And this is my wife, Betty.

A pleasure, Keller said. I guess fifty of these ought to be enough. More than enough, but Ill take fifty. Will it take you long to run them?

Ill do it right now. Take about three minutes, set you back three-fifty.

Cant beat that, Keller said. He uncapped the felt-tipped pen. Just let me put in something about a reward.

Back in his motel room, he put through a call to a number in White Plains. When a woman answered he said, Dot, let me speak to him, will you? It took a few minutes, and then he said, Yeah, I got here. Its him, all right. Hes calling himself Vandermeer now. His wifes still going by Betty.

The man in White Plains asked when hed be back.

Whats today, Tuesday? Ive got a flight booked Friday, but I might take a little longer. No point rushing things. I found a good place to eat. Mexican joint, and the motel set gets HBO. I figure Ill take my time, do it right. Englemans not going anywhere.

He had lunch at the Mexican caf. This time he ordered the combination plate. The waitress asked if he wanted the red or green chili.

Whichevers hotter, he said.

Maybe a mobile home, he thought. You could buy one cheap, a nice double-wide, make a nice starter home for her and her fellow. Or maybe the best thing for them was to buy a duplex and rent out half, then rent out the other half when they were ready for something nicer for themselves. No time at all youre in real estate, making a nice return, watching your holdings appreciate. No more waiting on tables for her, and pretty soon her husband could quit slaving at the lumber mill, quit worrying about layoffs when the industry hit one of its slumps.

How you do go on, he thought.

He spent the afternoon walking around town. In a gun shop, the proprietor, a man named McLarendon, took some rifles and shotguns off the wall and let him get the feel of them. A sign on the wall readGUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE UNLESS YOU AIM REAL GOOD. Keller talked politics with McLarendon, and socioeconomics. It wasnt that tricky to figure out his position and to adopt it as ones own.