Aaron Elkins - Make No Bones

From: Miranda Glass, Curator of Anthropology, Central Oregon Museum of Natural History.

To: Members of the Western Association of Forensic Anthropologists.

Subject: Sixth Biennial WAFA Conference

Esteemed Fellow Body-Snatchers:

June 16-22, the week of our eagerly anticipated bone bash and weenie roast, is fast approaching. As this years host I hereby bid you a genial welcome.

Fittingly enough, this years enlightenment and jollification will be held where it all started: the decaying but still scenic Whitebark Lodge

Nelson Halston Hobert, president of the National Society of Forensic Anthropology, Distinguished Services Professor of Human Biology at the University of Northern New Mexico, and at sixty-four the undisputed dean of American forensic anthropologists, frowned as he read the letter. The breakfast dishes had been cleared to one side, his third cup of coffee was freshly poured, and his morning pipe was newly lit and fragrant. His posture was one of thoughtful repose, his mood benign but troubled.

Damn, he murmured, thats going to stir up a few old anxieties.

Across the table from him his wife appraised him and found him wanting.

You have something in your beard, she told him in a matter-of-fact tone. Banana bread, I believe.

Mm, he said abstractedly, I suppose. He continued to read.

Honestly, Frieda Hobert said, not unfondly. She reached across the pile of mail and used the tip of her folded napkin to dab the offending crumb from her husbands bristly gray beard. Another flick removed a shred of tobacco from his old brown jogging suit. She looked him over once more, this time approvingly, and sat back satisfied.

If Hobert was aware of these attentions he gave no sign. Mirandas set up this years WAFA meeting, he told her. The week of June sixteenth.

You cant make it. Pru is getting married on the sixteenth. In Fort Lauderdale.

I know, but couldnt I-

Absolutely not. You were rooting around in Ethiopia when Vannie was married. Youre not going to miss this one. She dipped her chin and looked at him over the top of her plastic-rimmed glasses so he would know she meant it.

No, I suppose I shouldnt, he said reluctantly. Well, we could see about flights out of Fort Lauderdale that evening-

Nellie, I am not sitting up in an airplane all night long, not after what is bound to be an exhausting day. We can leave the next day, after a good nights sleep. Believe me, WAFA will manage to survive without you for a day or two.

Nellie scratched his gleaming scalp and frowned. Normally Id have no doubt about that. Butall right, well get a flight the next day.

The we was a foregone conclusion. For a dozen years, ever since shed quit her job teaching, Frieda had accompanied him to his conferences and conventions. Occasionally this was annoying, but not often. She was extremely helpful on his trips, making airplane and hotel reservations, arranging his appointment calendar, even packing his clothes, and relieving him of a hundred bothersome details. He had become, he realized, a substitute for the generations of grade-school kids shed nurtured for twenty-five years, but that was all right with Nellie. If not him, then who?

Besides, the truth was that he liked having her with him, liked starting and ending the day with her. Theyd been married a long time now, and although there were plenty of ups and downs, a day without Frieda put him off his stride, made him feel not quite whole.

You know why you need me? shed once asked when they were discussing the subject. Because without me you tend to forget youre an august personage and have to behave accordingly.

Well, she certainly had a point there. It wasnt easy remembering you were an august personage.

She lowered the envelope she was opening. What do you mean, normally youd have no doubt?

Frieda, he said, Mirandas arranged the meeting for Whitebark Lodge.

Whitebark Lodge! Her expression was pained. What an absolutely rotten idea. What on earth was she thinking of?

Well, you have to remember, Miranda wasnt there the night thatwell, the night of the party. No guilty memories for her.

I hardly think guilt is the right word, Nellie. How could any of you even dream how it was going to turn out? You cant hold yourselves responsible for Albert Evan Jaspers-for what happened to him.

As she spoke he nodded along with her, drawing on his pipe. I know, Frieda, I know. It wasnt the first time hed heard her say it, and in general he agreed with her.

Still, she said, tapping the envelope against her longish chin, its going to stir up some rather unpleasant associations, isnt it?

Thats for damn sure. Nellie swallowed the last of his coffee, sucked hard on his pipe to make sure it was still lit, and abruptly stood up, not wanting to go into it with her just then. Its not even nine, and Im not due at school until one Im going to put in the thyme and cotoneaster out front. What do you think of that?

Im utterly astounded, my dear. Theyve only been sitting out there three weeks.

One week, actually, but that was Frieda for you. She enjoyed her little digs. Kneeling in the sun, working from his knees at a lazy pace, Nellie mixed the potting soil with earth from one of the planting holes in the prescribed three-to-one ratio.

In the magnificent fierce morning of New Mexico, D. H. Lawrence had written, one sprang awake, a new part of the soul woke up suddenly, and the old world gave way to the new.

If you asked Nellie, Lawrence had gotten it wrong. For him the high desert morning was relaxing, not energizing; very nearly anesthetic, in fact. The thin, dry air, the crisp, brilliant light, the rolling, open, pinyon-dotted foothills of the Sangre de Cristos, all made him feel sleepy and content, as sleek as a pampered house cat. Sleek and reflective and, on this particular morning, a shade melancholy.

He was reflecting on the first WAFA meeting, ten years earlier, as he worked the soil. Rather unpleasant associations, Frieda had said, and shed been putting it mildly. Damn unpleasant was the way he would put it. What else could you call it when youd been responsible, no matter how unintentionally, for the death-the violent, unnecessary death-of the man to whom you owed very nearly everything important you had?

He leaned back on his heels, trowel at rest. Mirandas letter would have gone out to all forty or so WAFA members. For four of them-and only four-the mention of Whitebark Lodge would create those same rather unpleasant associations.

He wondered what they were thinking about right now.

Callie Duffer was thinking about-or at least talking about-the self-esteem needs and personal-growth potential of an anthropology student named Marc Vroom, who was in considerable danger of flunking out of Nevada State University in his first graduate semester. As departmental chair, she felt she was required to declare her opinions.

Surely you see, she told the three faculty members gathered in her office, that failing this young man would solve none of his problems.

Well, itd go a long way toward solving mine, Harlow Pollard grumbled.

Callie swallowed down a surge of irritation. Had he said it with a hint of humor, even sardonic humor, she might have smiled. But Harlow was about as humorous as a codfish, and not so very much quicker on the uptake. Still, what was the point of getting annoyed? The man was to be pitied, a simplistic dinosaur incapable of comprehending the new dynamics of the educational suprasystem and the role of academics as change-agents. Poor Harlow still thought that he was there to teach anthropology, period. A living argument, Callie thought, against the tenure system.

Marge Harris, one of the younger instructors, tentatively waggled her fingers for attention. Callie, she said hesitantly, we all understand how dedicated you are to the concept of the university as a social support network-