James Chase - A Coffin from Hong Kong

I was just about to shut down the office for the night when the telephone bell rang. The time was ten minutes past six oclock. It had been a dull, long and unprofitable day: no visitors, a mail I had dropped into the trash basket without even slitting an envelope, and now this first telephone call.

I lifted the receiver and said, Nelson Ryan. My voice as alert and eager as I could make it.

There was a pause. Over the open line I could hear the sound of an aircraft engine start up. The din beat against my ear for a brief moment, then faded to background noise as if the caller had closed the door of the telephone booth.

Mr. Ryan?

A mans voice: deep toned and curt.

Thats right.

You are a private investigator?

Right again.

There was another pause. I listened to his slow, heavy breathing: he was probably listening to mine. Then he said: I have only a few minutes. Im at the airport. I want to hire you.

I reached for a scratch pad.

Whats your name and your address? I asked.

John Hardwick, 33 Connaught Boulevard.

As I scribbled the address on the pad, I asked, What is it you want me to do, Mr. Hardwick?

I want you to watch my wife. There was another pause as another aircraft took off. He said something that was blotted out by the high whine of the jets engines.

I didnt get that, Mr. Hardwick.

He waited until the jet had become airborne, then speaking rapidly, he said, My business takes me regularly twice a month to New York. I have the idea that while Im away, my wife isnt behaving herself. I want you to watch her. Ill be back the day after tomorrow-Friday. I want to know what she does while Im away. What will it cost?

This wasnt the kind of business I welcomed, but at least it was better than nothing. Just what is your business, Mr. Hardwick?

He spoke with a touch of impatience. Im with Herron, the plastic people.

Herron Corporation was one of the biggest concerns on this strip of the Pacific Coast. A quarter of Pasadena Citys prosperity came from them.

Fifty dollars a day and expenses, I said, jacking up my usual fee by ten bucks.

Thats all right. Ill send you three hundred dollars right away as a retainer. I want you to follow my wife wherever she goes. If she doesnt leave home, I want to know if anyone visits her. Will you do this?

For three hundred dollars I would have done much harder things. I said, Ill do it, but couldnt you come in and see me, Mr. Hardwick? I like to meet my clients.

I understand that but I have only just decided to take action. Im on my way to New York, but Ill see you on Friday. I just want to be sure you will watch her while Im away.

You can be sure of that, I said, then paused to let another jet whine down the runway. Ill need a description of your wife, Mr. Hardwick.

Thirty-three Connaught Boulevard, he said. They are calling me. I must go. Ill see you on Friday, and the line went dead.

I replaced the receiver and took a cigarette from the box on the desk. I lit the cigarette with the desk lighter and blew smoke towards the opposite wall.

I had been working as an investigator for the past five years, and during that time, I had run into a number of screwballs. This John Hardwick could be just another screwball, but somehow I didnt think he was. He sounded like a man under pressure. Maybe he had been worrying for months about the way his wife had been behaving. Maybe for a long time he had suspected her of getting up to tricks when he was away and suddenly, as he was leaving for another business trip, he had finally decided to check on her. It was the kind of thing a worried, unhappy man might do-a split-second impulse. All the same, I didnt like it much. I dont like anonymous clients. I dont like disembodied voices on the telephone. I like to know with whom I am dealing. This setup seemed a shade too hurried and a shade too contrived.

While I was turning over the information I had got from him, I heard footfalls coming along the passage. A tap sounded on the frosted panel of my door, then the door opened.

An Express messenger dropped a fat envelope on my desk and offered me his book for my signature.

He was a little guy with freckles, young and still clinging to an enthusiasm for life that had begun to slip away from me. As I signed his book, his eyes sneered around the small shabby room, taking in the damp stain on the ceiling, the dust on the bookcase, the unimpressive desk, the worn clients chair and the breast and bottom calendar on the wall.

When he had gone I opened the envelope. It contained thirty ten-dollar bills. Typed on a plain card were the words:

From John Hardwick, S3 Connaught Boulevard, Pasadena City.

For a moment I was puzzled how he could have got the money to me so quickly, then I decided he must have a credit rating with the Express Messenger Company and had telephoned them immediately after telephoning me. Their offices were just across the street from my office block.

I pulled the telephone book towards me and turned up the Hardwicks. There was no John Hardwick. I eased myself out of my desk chair and plodded across the room to consult the Street Directory. It told me Jack S. Myers, Jnr., and not John Hardwick, lived at 33 Connaught Boulevard.

I stroked my six oclock shadow while I considered the situation. I remembered that Connaught Boulevard was an out-of-the-way road up on Palma Mountain, about three miles from the centre of the city. It was the kind of district where people might rent their homes while they were on vacation: this could be the situation as regards John Hardwick and his wife. He might possibly be an executive of Herron Corporation, waiting for his own house to be built, and in the meantime, he had rented 33 Connaught Boulevard from Jack S. Myers, Jnr.

I had only once been to Connaught Boulevard and that was some time ago. The property there had been run up just after the war: nothing very special. Most of the places were bungalows, half brick, half timber. The best thing about Connaught Boulevard was its view of the city and the sea, and if you wanted it, its seclusion.

The more I thought about this assignment, the less I liked it. I hadnt even a description of the woman I had been hired to watch. If I hadnt been paid the three hundred dollars I wouldnt have touched the job without first seeing Hardwick, but as I had been paid, I felt I had to do what he wanted me to do.

I locked up my office, then crossing the outer office, I locked the outer door and started for the elevator.

My next-door neighbour, an Industrial Chemist, was still toiling for a living. I could hear his clear, baritone voice dictating either to a recorder or to his secretary.

I took the elevator to the ground floor and crossing the street, I went into the Quick Snack Bar where I usually ate. I asked Sparrow, the counter man, to cut me a couple of ham and chicken sandwiches.

Sparrow, a tall thin bird with a shock of white hair, took an interest in my affairs. He wasnt a bad guy, and from time to time, I would cheer him up with a flock of lies about adventures he liked to imagine happened to me.

Are you on a job tonight, Mr. Ryan? he asked eagerly as he began to make the sandwiches.

Thats right, I said. Im spending the night with a clients wife, seeing she doesnt get into mischief.

His mouth dropped open as he goggled at me, Is that a fact? Whats she like, Mr. Ryan?

You know Liz Taylor?

He nodded, leaning forward and breathing heavily.

You know Marilyn Monroe?

His Adams apple jumped convulsively.

I sure do.

I gave him a sad smile.

Shes like neither of them.

He blinked, then realising I was kidding him, he grinned.