Brian Freemantle - See Charlie Run

A defection! Her astonishment was complete.

I cant go on like this, he said.

I just didnt expect a defection.

It will be difficult. But I can do it.

What about the danger? Her surprise became worry now.

It would be worth it.

Theres no other way?

He shook his head. Not that would work completely.

Im scared, she admitted.

There wont be any risk to you, he promised.

Scared for you, I meant.

I said I could do it.

Wed lose everything, with just one mistake.

Ill be very careful.

She lay very quietly beside him in the bed, her body still wet from their lovemaking, head cradled against his chest. When she didnt speak for a long time, he said: Well?

You know Ill do anything you want.

Ill need your help, he said.

I said Id do anything.

But therell be no risk, he promised again.

She moved her head against his chest, a dismissive gesture at the reassurance. I love you so much, she said.

And I love you, he said.

It will be worth it, wont it? she said, in growing conviction.

Worth everything, he said.

Charlie Muffin, who without conceit considered himself a master of survival, came carefully awake and wondered if he were going to survive this one. With his eyes determinedly closed and with the wiseness of an expert in such things refusing to shift his head, one way or the other, it was still awful: bloody awful. The pie, he decided. Bloody stupid to have eaten that plastic-wrapped meat pie out of that pub microwave just before the final drink. Had to be the pie. Nothing else it could be. Islay single malt didnt make anyone feel like this. Not him, anyway. Sodding pie. Probably hanging around for days in that display counter with shit-footed flies route marching all over it, left right, left right, lets give the silly bugger who buys this the worst hangover of his life. Not a hangover, though. Didnt suffer from hangovers. This was food poisoning; head aching, sweat-making, stomach churning food poisoning. Sodding pub with the sodding pie deserved to be reported to the health authorities. Public menace, to old and young. Christ, he felt awful!

Charlie carefully opened his eyes, wincing protectively. The stab of pain impaled him against the pillow: been worse if the curtains hadnt been pulled against the half-light of seven thirty. It was difficult to imagine anything worse, at that precise moment. There was something approaching it: he was dying for a pee. Couldnt blame that on the pie: at that moment he could have found good use for the dish, though. Probably how it had been used before hed eaten out of it, the previous night. Experimentally Charlie moved his head from side to side, the slowest denial in the world. More arrows thudded painfully into his skull. More than likely it hadnt really been Islay malt! The doubt hardened in Charlies pain-racked mind, developing conviction. A right little salmonella factory, in the basement of that pub: Sweeney Todds pie shop on one side and bathtub whisky on the other, brewing rotgut to be sold to unsuspecting and innocent blokes like himself.

Charlie moved with the slowness of someone testing broken limbs, easing his feet and then his legs over the bed-edge and elbowing himself up into some resemblance of sitting, hunched forward over his knees. He blinked, testing the pain of the light, and saw that he was still wearing a sock on his left foot; blue, with a triangular pattern. And a hole not on the big toe where it normally formed but in the middle. Charlie, who suffered from his feet and therefore devoted much attention to them, decided that his left foot wouldnt have been cold if his right one hadnt: must have forgotten to take it off then. Funny place for a hole to be. Couldnt blame that on the pie, either. He moved his feet, rippling his toes; one of the few parts of his body that didnt hurt at the moment. They would, soon enough. Except that he wasnt using his feet much. Which was the problem, Charlie recognized. He was streetwise the snide majority in the department thought gutter-wise more accurate but wasnt being allowed out in the street. Bloody clerk, instead. So thered been a defection, and when a defection occurred it was necessary to review for damage assessment everything in which the traitorous bastard had ever been involved. But Charlie didnt go for all that crap about his being the most experienced man in the department, better able than most to spot the difficulties that a younger man might have missed. He was being pigeon-holed, he decided: stuck in a fucking filing cabinet along with all those dust-smelling documents made out in triplicate and forgotten about. The snide majority found that easy to rationalize: considered it sensible even. Who better to know how a traitor operates than someone whod been one? Except that he hadnt been, ever: just sacrificed the sacrificers. A lot of people still distrusted him for it, though. So what? They could all go to hell. Charlie stood, groaning: at the moment he knew what hell was like.

He made the bathroom, dealt with his most urgent need and then supported himself against the sink, grimacing at his image in the mirror. Little short of a medical miracle to look like he did and still be alive. He proceeded slowly, even when cleaning his teeth, knowing from long experience that any abrupt movement was dangerous. The hand-shake was such that he still knicked himself, shaving. He dabbed several times trying to stop the bleeding and finally stuck a piece of toilet paper over the cut. The bathwater ran cold and he realized the meter needed feeding and when he looked he didnt have the right coin. It didnt look like being a very good day.

Charlie returned to the bedroom, gathering his clothes. The shirt had been fresh yesterday, so it would do once more, and his other suit the good one was at the cleaners, so there was no problem of choice: have to get some leather put on the cuffs of this one, before the fray got too much worse. Last a bit longer though. He was sure he had a blue tie but couldnt find it and reckoned the red one, with the blue stripe, was the next best thing. The shirt collar stuck up like a flag of surrender. When he pushed it down, it came up again, so he gave up. He stared around, looking for the missing sock, bending with difficulty beneath the bed and the two chairs without finding it. His vague search became a flare of immediate concern and he moved so quickly it hurt, jerking his head beneath the bed again and then gazing hurriedly around the room, sighing with relief when he located the Hush Puppies, one on top the other, just inside the door. Charlie regarded them with the devoted affection of someone who had succeeded in teaching a much-loved pet to roll over and die for its country. Charlie knew there were a lot of snipers within the department who believed his shoes had died, years ago, but they didnt understand, like they didnt understand a lot of things. It took a long time to mould shoes to the peculiarity of Charlies feet, and once it had been achieved they were lovingly retained, against the agony of replacement. He found another pair of socks which didnt really go with the suit but he didnt care, finished dressing and then went uncertainly to the kitchen. There was acid in orange juice and Charlie didnt think his stomach could take it: certainly no breakfast. He drank two glasses of water with the eagerness of a Sahara survivor, looked at the contents of the sink and resolved as firmly as he had the previous day to wash-up as soon as he got home. Definitely do it this time.

The bus was crowded and he had to stand, every bump and hole in the road jarring through his head. He realized he wouldnt make it when the bus reached the Embankment. He got off heaving, supporting himself tight-lipped and sweating against the river wall until the sickness passed. Sodding pie.