Max Collins - The Hindenburg Murders

MONDAY, MAY 3, 1937 HOW THE HINDENBURG VOYAGE BEGAN IN A HOTEL, AND LESLIE CHARTERIS MADE NEW FRIENDS

Despite the elegant surroundings, it had all been vaguely demeaning-thirty-six well-heeled passengers scheduled to board the airship Hindenburg, herded into the main dining room of the Frankfurter Hof by Zeppelin Company representatives, quasi-military in their midnight-blue uniforms. There amid the hotels tall mirrors and burnished mahogany columns, under the unforgiving eyes of customs officials in Nazi-style black-and-gray uniforms, baggage was screened by bulky X-ray machines, suitcase linings frequently knifed loose; sealed packages were rudely unwrapped, shaving kits disassembled, bon voyage candy boxes slitted open, perfume bottles uncorked, flashbulbs and flashlights and other dry-cell battery-operated gizmos seized like contraband. The suspects at the end of a murder mystery were treated with more dignity.

That was a subject with which Leslie Charteris was well acquainted-murder mysteries-as the dapper Englishman was the creator of the popular Saint stories. At a muscular six-foot-two, with his monocle, Clark Gable mustache, and jet-black, brushed-back hair, Charteris could easily have posed for book-jacket representations of his fictional Saint-Simon Templar, the modern Robin Hood who extracted booty (and vengeance) from criminals.

Despite the urbane veneer, however, the man in the chalk-line oxford-gray herringbone two-button suit conveyed an unmistakable air of the exotic. His thirtieth birthday little more than a week away, Charteris had been born in the British colony of Singapore, his mother English, his father a wealthy Chinese surgeon, which lent his handsome features a distinctly Eurasian cast.

Hed been born Leslie Charles Bowyer Yin (a descendant of Shang dynasty emperors) but had legally changed his name to that of his literary pseudonym, ten years or so before; Charteris was an expansion of Charles, but also a nod to notorious gambler and rake Colonel Francis Charteris, founding member of the Hellfire Club.

Charteris was doing his best not to be annoyed; the day outside the hotel was a dreary, overcast one, drizzling intermittently, discouraging excursions to the Altermarkt or the Liebfrauenkirche or other Frankfurt tourist attractions. Several hours ago, the passengers had been gathered here and required to read and abide by a compendium of regulations far more restrictive than those of any ocean liner. And it was now four oclock P.M., as this humiliating procedure dragged on-interesting treatment for passengers paying $400 one-way passage to America.

His two suitcases passed inspection, but thered been a tense moment at the inspection table when the young Aryan customs agent had asked the author in perfect but stiltedly spoken English, Are you a Communist or anarchist?

And Charteris had replied, Are there any other choices?

This seemed to puzzle the lad, who was in the process of checking the authors passport and tickets, and Charteris had done his best to amplify: Communists rarely wear suits from Savile Row, and as for anarchists, everybody knows they can be identified by their untidy whiskers and the round black bombs behind their backs-the ones with the sputtering fuses?

The young Aryan was frowning now, but a trim, somber gentleman in his early forties, his graying blond hair combed back on an oblong head, stepped forward.

This gentleman is a friend of mine, said the formidable fellow-whom Charteris had never seen before in his life.

The young customs agent nodded curtly, as if to a superior officer, though Charteriss rescuer, despite an obvious military bearing, wore a nondescript three-piece brown business suit.

As the pair of bags were tagged and stickered (a bold C for Charteris), the author was passed through. He sought out his savior-some passengers were pacing, others had taken seats at the linen-covered tables-and spied the gent standing by himself near an ornately gilt-framed mirror.

Thank you, Charteris said to the man. Comes in handy having a friend in high places, doesnt it? By the way, whats your name?

Erdmann, Mr. Charteris. He extended a hand and the two men shook, firmly. Oberst Erdmann but my friends call me Fritz.

Well, thank you, Fritz, for the assistance.

Charteris offered Erdmann a Gauloise from a silver cigarette case; the German accepted the smoke, Charteris plucked one out for himself, then-his lighter having been confiscated by the customs agent-reached for a book of Frankfurter Hof matches off a nearby table, lighting first Erdmanns cigarette, then his own.

That young man doesnt have much of a sense of humor, Charteris said, exhaling smoke. Youd think a civil servant in a country run by a man with a Charlie Chaplin mustache might enjoy a laugh.

The somber face creased in a smile, though the lines around the mans pale blue eyes did not tighten. Mr. Charteris, your wit may be wasted on this trip. Things arent as gay as they were on the maiden voyage of the LZ-129.

The LZ-129 was the Hindenburg, and Charteris had been among the celebrities on the maiden voyage just a year earlier. Precautions had been few, tickets and passports handled expeditiously.

I appreciate the advice, Fritz, though its a shame-that really was a lovely voyage. Did we meet, then, and Ive somehow misplaced you in my memory?

Smoke curled like a question mark in front of the Germans face. We havent met, sir, but you are after all a famous man.

What branch of the military are you in? Or do I have the privilege of speaking to a member of the S.S.?

Another smile creased Erdmanns face. What makes you assume Im with the military?

You and those other two gentlemen-Charteris pointed, discreetly-are the only passengers whose luggage was not searched, and pockets not emptied.

Luftwaffe.

Ah. Security?

Strictly aboard as observers.

Oh, of the topography of France and England, you mean?

Erdmann sighed smoke. The current political situation makes it a necessity to avoid France, and take a detour around England, by way of Holland. Mr. Charteris, I hope you take my advice to heart. You could have been in a great deal of trouble if I had not interceded. Those customs agents are S.D. officers.

Charteris frowned, glanced back at the customs table. I know of the S.S., but Im afraid the S.D. is new to me.

The S.D. is the S.S.-the security branch. That young man you were whats the term? Ribbing? That young man has the absolute ability to forbid embarkation to you or any passenger whose presence might be deemed by him detrimental-without redress or refund.

Well, I wouldnt have liked that at all. Im heading to Florida for a birthday party mine.

Erdmann bowed, slightly. Its been a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Charteris.

Call me Leslie, please-after all were old friends, arent we, Fritz?

Now at last the eyes joined Erdmanns mouth in a tight smile. Ill have to read one of your books they must be quite amusing.

With another half bow, Erdmann retreated, joining his two Luftwaffe comrades at a table.

Red-jacketed waiters had begun threading through the dining room, taking orders for, and serving, cocktails-to assuage the restlessness and annoyance of these put-upon passengers.

Charteris ordered a Scotch and water, specifying Peter Dawson, and leaned against a manteled wall, studying his fellow travelers, spotting no apparent Communists or anarchists at all among a group that seemed fairly evenly divided between English speakers-Brits and Americans-and Germans. The author could eavesdrop in these and several other languages, if necessary.