Paul Cleave - Collecting Cooper

Emma Green hopes the old man isnt dead. Its one of those moments that come along in life where you think one thing and pray for another. The one thing dead for sure is the caf. There have only been two customers over the last hour and neither ordered anything beyond a coffee, and her boss isnt the kind of guy to let anyone go home early even on a slow Monday night, and just as equally he isnt the kind of guy to be in much of a good mood because of it. The parking lot out back has her car and her bosss car and a couple of others. Theres a dumpster off to the side and some milk crates stacked against it and the air smells of cabbage. Theres not much in the way of lighting. But some. Enough to see the old guy slumped in the front seat with his mouth open and his eyes closed, his head angled to one side, looking exactly the same way her granddad looked a couple of years back when they had to bust down the bathroom door after he went in and didnt come out.

She walks up to the car and peers in. A string of saliva dangles from his lower lip to his chest. His hairline has receded about as far as a hairline can go before being considered bald. She recognizes him. He was in a couple of hours ago. Coffee and a scone and he sat in the corner with a newspaper trying to solve the crossword puzzle. The devil lives here, he kept whispering over and over while he tapped his pen on the table, and she glanced over his shoulder thinking she knew the answer and saw there was only space for five letters. Christchurch has twelve. Hades, she had told him, and he had smiled and thanked her and been pleasant enough.

She wants to tap on the window hoping hes sleeping, but if he is sleeping then she may startle and frighten him and then its all going to be very embarrassing. But if he isnt sleeping, maybe his heart only stopped beating a few seconds ago and theres a good chance it can be kick-started. The sums dont add up, though, because he left the caf over an hour ago. No reason for him to sit out here for an hour before dying, unless he was working on the crossword. Well, maybe the devil got him. She stares through the window. She reaches out to it but doesnt touch it. She should just let the next person deal with it. But if she did that the old man would still be just as dead in the morning only hed be poorer, and his car stereo would have gone too.

If she was the one sitting freshly dead in a parked car, would she want people to keep passing her by?

She taps on the window. He doesnt move. She taps again. Nothing. Her stomach drops as she grabs the handle. The door is unlocked. She swings it open and places a few fingers on his neck, her wrist snapping the drool from his chin where it dangles over her arm like a strand of spiderweb. His skin is still warm but theres no pulse, not there, and she shifts her fingers and. .

He gasps deeply and pulls back. What the fuck? he blurts, blinking heavily to clear his vision. Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing? he shouts.

I. .

You goddamn thief whore, he says, sounding nothing at all like her granddad-at least nothing like him before the Alzheimers set in-and he grabs her hand and pulls her in. You were trying to. .

I thought. .

Whore! he shouts, then spits on her. She can smell old man sweat and old man food and his clothes smell of old man and his bony grip is strong. She feels sick. Her back hurts from the angle, her back has hurt pretty much from every angle since the car accident last year, and she reaches for his hand and tries to break his grip.

You were trying to steal from me, he says.

No, no, I work at the. . the. . she says, but the words get caught up in the tears, coffee and a. . a scone and I, I thought you. . This close his breath is almost hot and humid enough to start her makeup running. She cant finish what shes trying to say.

He lets her go and slaps her across the face. Hard. Harder than shes ever been slapped by anybody in her seventeen years on this earth. Her head twists to the side and her cheek is burning. Then his hands are on her chest, at first she thinks hes trying to feel her up, but then hes shoving her and the stars come into view and swirl overhead, and her back is hitting the pavement, her hands behind her breaking the fall.

The car door slams shut. The engine starts. He winds the window down and shouts something else at her before pulling away, but she doesnt hear him over the car and over the blood rushing in her ears. He races toward the exit, hugging the wall too closely and clipping the edge of the dumpster there. It grinds a long dent into it, and she expects him to pull over and scream at her some more, but he carries on, racing out onto the street where theres the squeal of another cars breaks and somebody yells out Asshole.

She sits on the ground crying and angry, her handbag next to her, the contents in a puddle across the tarmac. Her first thought is to go inside and tell her boss what happened, but hed tell her it was her own fault. Another thing about her boss is that everything is always somebody elses fault, and in this case he would think she was somehow trying to blame him. She gets onto her feet and looks at her palms. The skin has torn on her right palm, the skin stretched up like a balloon. At least theres no blood.

She wipes at the tears on her face. Asshole, she whispers. The warm wind pushes against her and tugs against the torn skin on her palms, puffing it out like small parachutes. She gets her handbag packed and then has to rummage back through it for her keys, but her keys arent there. She crouches back down. She was holding her keys when she was walking out to the parking lot, wasnt she? She isnt sure, but she starts to turn, then spots them behind the back wheel of a dirty and beaten-up Toyota. She moves over and bends down and reaches for them. At the same time footsteps race toward her. She looks up and can see a man silhouetted against one of the lights, thank God somebody is here to help.

Thank. . is all she can say, then just utter panic as he jumps on top of her.

She has no idea whats happening. She tries to fight him and he rewards her by pounding her head into the ground so hard the parking lot lights go dark. She can feel the world slipping away. She thinks she is fighting against it, but she isnt sure because it feels like shes falling into a dream. Her grandfather smiling at her, the old man in the car, dropping one of the coffees earlier in the day and getting told off from her boss, her boyfriend wanting to spend the night, then she thinks about Satan living in Christchurch, setting up residence and inflicting His friends upon the city before deciding this isnt even happening, but for all her good hopes the world drifts away.

When the world comes back, it arrives without any reference to time. Its just like last year when she had the accident. Back then she was hit by a car, but she has no memory of it. Cant remember the hour before the accident, or the day following it. This time she can remember. Shes lying down on a mattress, but when she rolls to the side the mattress doesnt end. Her wrists are painfully sore and are tied behind her, and her legs are tied too, theyre connected to whatever is keeping her wrists together. The headache is the worst, the pressure so strong behind her eyes that whatever is covering them is probably holding them in. Shes thirsty and hungry and the air is hot and stale. It must be ninety degrees. Everything is dark. She starts to cry. This isnt a hospital. Shes tied up to bake in this oven of a room.

Footsteps. A floorboard creaking. A lock disengaging and then a door opens. Somebody approaches her. She can hear breathing. She tries to talk but cant. She thinks of her parents, her friends, her boyfriend. She thinks of the old man at the caf and she makes a promise to herself that if she gets out of this alive shell never help anybody again.