Steven Havill - Dead Weight

The air conditioning in car 310 worked so well that my knees ached from the arctic blast out of the vents. The rest of me simmered. The tinted windows were marginal help as the afternoon July sun baked the cars paint, the vinyl inside, and me.

I had tried opening all four windows, but the effect was like putting a fan inside an oven that was set to broil and then standing in front of the stoves open door. It would have been a good afternoon to sit in my office and work on the budget. I had returned from lunch with exactly that plan when I found the Post-it on my door from Gayle Torrez, our chief dispatcher and wife of Undersheriff Robert Torrez.

I held the note out at arms length so I could read Gayles neat, precise printing. The message was clear enough: Carla Champlin asked that you stop by her house this afternoon. There wasnt much there that needed clarification, but a dodge was still worth trying. I walked the half-dozen steps that would put me within easy talking distance of where Gayle sat by the dispatch console.

Gayle, ask one of the two Toms to swing by and talk to the old battle-ax, I said, referring to Deputies Tom Mears and Tom Pasquale. Or-

Ms. Champlin asked specifically that you stop by, sir, Gayle said without looking up from her computer keyboard.

Im sure she did, I said. I crumpled the note and tossed it in the trash can.

And its probably very important, too, Gayle added, and glanced up at me with a grin. She didnt want to talk on the phone.

Oh, yes, I said. Im sure. There was no point in arguing.

I was in no mood to talk to Carla Champlin. Facing her took patience in any weather, and the sweat that trickled down my back had eroded my marginally good humor. But I suppose I felt just a touch guilty. I hadnt seen the woman in months. The village of Posadas didnt include a multitude of souls or a multitude of streets. Still, our paths hadnt crossed recently, and I hadnt made much of an effort.

Miss Champlin-and she insisted on that Miss rather than a Ms.-had retired from the post office three years before at age seventy. Either the postal service didnt enforce the sixty-five-and-out rule or she had lied to them all these years. The latter was entirely possible.

She was three years and some odd months older than me, and at the time of her retirement she still had been rake-thin and agile. Shed been blessed with the sort of good health that kept the arthritis out of her joints and the stiffness out of her back.

During the decades that Id known her, our conversations were the comfortable sort that took place with her on one side of the postal service window and me on the other, leaning on the worn and polished wood of the customer window shelf. She was one of the village fixtures, a woman who knew everyone and everyones business.

For years, wed exchanged at the very least a grunted pleasantry every day except Sundays and legal holidays. More often than not, it was just the voice that I heard, with the woman hidden by the rank and file of postal boxes as she rammed bills, circulars, and catalogs into the five hundred and sixty postal patron slots.

In retirement, Carla Champlin had retreated to the comfort of her small, neat home and the gardens that filled her lot, one of the few showplaces in Posadas. Id driven by on numerous occasions and never stopped. Several times Id heard secondhand versions of disputes shed had with neighbors who didnt know quack grass from cholla, but what was a neighborhood without a rumor or dispute or two?

And so that afternoon I drove west on Bustos Avenue, past Pershing Park where Black Jacks old tank, too hot today to touch, rested on its concrete pedestal, waiting all these years for Pancho Villa to spring another attack across the border. A few blocks beyond the park, I turned right onto Sixth Street. As far ahead as I could see, until the macadam of Sixth turned to dirt and the horizon faded into the heat waves, not a soul stirredno kids on bikes, no health nuts striding out their daily mileage, not even a dog sniffing a tire.

Posadas baked, and anyone with any sense stayed inside where air conditioners or thick, cool adobe made the midday heat bearable.

The retired postmistress lived two houses from the north end of Sixth Street in the house that shed purchased new in 1974. When shed moved in, the lot was level sand, a nicely uniform, blemish-free canvas for her to attack. And attack it she had. Whatever she planted thrived, whether or not the garden catalogs or the experts said it would survive our blast-furnace summers. Carla Champlin didnt just give in to the climate and plant cacti and rocks like her neighbors did.

Maybe Carla Champlin had a water bill in quadruple digits. My theory was that she simply told the plants that theyd damn well better grow, or else. And grow they did, a riot of color and texture that packed every square inch from curb to front door and then skirted the house to the backyard with its huge grape arbor and vegetable garden.

I parked 310 at the curb and took a deep breath before getting out, taking in the incredible show. Carla could have won every class in every county fair flower show, if thats what she had wanted. Apparently she left the competition to others.

Judging from the drape of the grapevines in the arbor, she was going to have a bumper crop-of raisins if nothing else. The arbor served a dual purpose, though. Parked in its shade was a medium-sized self-contained RV, one of those big stub-nosed beasts that folks in the North buy to flee southward come winter.

I hadnt realized Carla Champlin was the traveling type, but whether she was or not, the colors of the RV meshed perfectly with the rest of the display.

With a sigh, I got out of the car. Not a breath of air stirred, and the sky was blank and featureless, like a fine piece of stainless steel with a light spray coat of blue paint.

Two strides put me between the first rows of daylilies, dahlias, and delphiniums. Although I was sure it was my imagination, the yard felt cooler and a little more friendly.

I reached the front step just as the front door opened.

Good, Miss Champlin said. You got my note. That sufficed as a greeting, and she pushed open the aluminum storm door and beckoned.

The first wash of cool air from deep inside the house was wonderful as I stepped inside. I took off my straw Bailey and dropped it on a handy chair. With one smooth motion, Carla Champlin closed the front door behind me, stepped around and picked up my hat, and hung it properly on the rack beside the dark wood-framed mirror. Having thus established that she, by God, was in control, she beckoned me to follow.

Lets go to the kitchen, she said over her shoulder. Its cooler there, and Im sure youd like some iced tea or some such.

How are you doing, Carla? I said. Your flowers look great. If she replied I didnt hear it. As I made my way toward the kitchen, I scanned the photos that lined the hallway. They werent of family or famous politicians or snowcapped mountains. Each was an identically framed photo of Carla Champlin kneeling beside a show dog, the ribbons-mostly blue-prominently displayed. The champions were without exception boxers, each as flat-faced, stub-tailed, and bulging with muscles as the next. They all looked like clones of the same dog.

I stopped beside one photo whose background included a large sign that announced the PAWTUCKET NATIONAL TRIALS. The dog in that portrait was gazing off into the distance as if deep in thought-probably an impossibility. The ribbon Carla Champlin held was enormous, and beside her on the floor stood a trophy that must have been three feet tall. Capping the chrome monument was a cast figure that I assumed was a boxer.

The Carla Champlin in the photo was decades, perhaps even centuries, younger than the one currently clanking glasses in the kitchen.