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Glen Cook
Deadly Quicksilver Lies
1
There ain't no justice, I guarantee absodamnlutely. There I was, comfy as could be, feet on my desk, a pint of Weider's porter in my hand, Espinosa's latest potboiler in my other hand, and Eleanor reading over my shoulder. She understood Espinosa better than I did. For once the Goddamn Parrot wasn't squawking. I sucked up that sweet silence more enthusiastically than I did the beer.
Some fool went to hammering on my door.
His pounding had an arrogant, impatient edge. Meant it would be somebody I didn't want to see. "Dean! See who that is! Tell him to go away. I'm out of town. On a secret mission for the king. Won't be back for years. And I wouldn't buy what he's selling anyway, if I was home."
Nobody moved. My cook-slash-housekeeper-slash-factotum was the one who was out of town. I was at the mercy of wannabe clients and the Goddamn Parrot.
Dean had gone to TemisVar. One of his herd of homely nieces was going to get married. He wanted to make sure her fool fiance didn't wake up before it was too late.
The pounding continued bruising my door. I'd just installed it, replacing one broken down by a villain who couldn't take a hint. "Damned insensitive jerk!" I muttered. Hollering and threats backed the hammering. The neighbors were going to get upset. Again.
Sleepy, puzzled noises came from the small front room between my office and the door. "I'll kill him if he wakes that talking chicken." I glanced at Eleanor. She offered no advice. She just hung there, baffled by Espinosa.
"Guess I better dent a head before I got to deal with another citizens' committee." Or had to put up a new door. Doors aren't only not cheap, they're hard to come by.
I dropped my feet, stretched my six feet two, got going. The Goddamn Parrot made a noise. I peeked into his room.
The little buzzard was only talking in his sleep. Excellent! He was one pretty monster. He had a yellow head, blue neck ruff, red and green body and wings. His tail feathers were long enough I could maybe someday cash in with a band of gnomes who needed decorations for their hats. But a monster he was, for sure. Somewhere sometime somebody put a curse on that foul-beaked vulture so he's got the vocabulary of a stevedore. He lives to be obnoxious.
He was a gift from my "friend" Morley Dotes. Made me wonder about the nature of friendship.
The Goddamn Parrotdba Mr. Bigstirred. I got out of there before he took a notion to wake up.
I have a peephole in my front door. I peeped. I muttered, "Winger. Wouldn't you know?" My luck and water have plenty in common, especially always heading downhill. Winger was a natural disaster looking for a place to happen. A stubborn disaster, too. I knew she'd pound away till hunger got her. She didn't look underfed.
She wouldn't worry about what the neighbors thought, either. She noticed the opinions of others the way a mastodon noticed undergrowth in the woods.
I opened up. Winger moved forward without being invited in. I stayed put and almost got trampled. She is big and beautiful, but her candle doesn't burn too bright. "Need to talk to you, Garrett," she said. "I need some help. Business."
I should have known better. Hell. I did know better. But times were dull. Dean wasn't around to nag me. The Dead Man had been asleep for weeks. I had nobody but the Goddamn Parrot for company. All my friends were beset by lady friends, a trial that hadn't befallen me during any recent epoch. "All right. I know I'm gonna be sorry, but all right. I'll give you a listen. Promising nothing."
"Hows about a brew while we're jawing?" Winger shy? I don't think so. She headed for the kitchen. I took a look around outside before I shut the door. You never knew what might be tagging after Winger. She didn't have sense enough to look back. She survived on luck, not skill.
"Awk! Holy hooters! Garrett! Check them gazoombies."
Damn! What I got for not closing the door to the small front room.
The street showed me only a clutter of people and animals and dwarves and elves and a squadron of centaur immigrants. The usual.
I shut the door. I went to the small front room and closed that door, ignoring outraged allegations of neglect. "Stow it, bird. Unless you want to get neglected right into some ratman's dinner pot."
He laughed. He mocked.
He was right. I have no use for ratmen, but I wouldn't do that to them.
Then he yelled rape. I didn't worry. Winger had heard it before.
"Help yourself, why don't you?" I said when I hit the kitchen, like she hadn't helped herself already. She'd glommed the biggest mug in the house, too.
She winked. "Here's to ya, big guy." She knew exactly what she was doing but didn't have the grace to be embarrassed. "You and your sidekick in there."
"Yeah? You want a parrot?" I drew myself a mug, settled at the kitchen table.
"That crow in a clown suit? What would I do with him?" She planted herself opposite me, beyond dunes of dirty dishes.
"How about get yourself an eyepatch, get into the pirate business?"
"Don't know if I could dance with a pegleg. It ever say Shiver me timbers' or Argh, matey'?"
"What?"
"What I thought. You're trying to stick me with a substandard bird."
"Huh?"
"That's no sailor bird, Garrett. That critter is pure city. Knows more gutter talk than me."
"So teach him some sea chanties."
"Yo ho ho. Dean finally croak?" She stared at the dishes.
"He's out of town. Got a niece that's getting married. Looking for a part-time job?"
Winger had met some of Dean's nieces, all of whom brought new meaning to the word homely. She controlled her astonishment, though, and pretended to miss my hint about the dishes. "I was married once."
Oh, boy. I hoped she didn't get started.
She was still married but didn't let legal trivia encumber her. "Don't go misty on me, Winger."
"Misty? You shitting me? After that, Hell is gonna look good."
Winger is a tad unusual, case you haven't noticed. She is twenty-six, as tall as I am, and built like the proverbial masonry privyon an epic scale. Also, she has what some guys think is an attitude problem. Just can't figure out how to stay in her place.
"You want my help," I reminded. Just a poke. My keg wasn't bottomless. I smirked. Maybe she was desperate enough to take the Goddamn Parrot off my hands.
"Uhm." She would get to the point only after she had mooched her fill. That quantity would clue me as to the state of her fortunes.
"You're looking good, Winger." Even Winger likes to hear that."Must be doing all right."
She assumed I meant her outfit. That was new and, as always, remarkable. "Where I work, they want you should dress snappy."
I kept a straight face. "Unusual" is only the most cautious, gentlest way to characterize Winger's taste. Let's say you couldn't lose her in a crowd. If she went around with the Goddamn Parrot on her shoulder, nobody would notice the bird. "That outfit is pretty timid. When you worked for that fat freak Lubbock... "
"It's the territory. These guys want you should blend in."
Again I kept my face straight. Being amused by Winger when Winger isn't amused can be hazardous to your healthespecially if you're dim enough to, say, crack wise about her blending in.
"Old-timer's gone, eh? What about the ugly thing?" She meant my partner, the Dead Man, so-called because he hasn't run any footraces since somebody stuck a knife in him four hundred years ago. "Ugly thing" is apt. He isn't human. He's a Loghyr, which explains why he's still hanging around so long after he was murdered. Loghyr are slow and stubborn, especially when it comes to sloughing off the old mortal clay. They're deliberate, he would say.
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