Nik Sajnt - Purrfect Secret

Purrfect Secret The Mysteries of Max 8

Nic Saint

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Contents

Purrfect Secret

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Chapter 38

Chapter 39

Chapter 40

Chapter 41

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Chapter 45

Chapter 46

Chapter 47

Chapter 48

Chapter 49

Epilogue

Excerpt from Murder Motel (The Kellys Book 1)

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When Dick Dickerson, notorious editor of the National Star, is found drowned in duck dung, the investigation quickly gets mired down when trying to figure out whos behind the attack on the tabloid kingpin. Politicians, movie stars and captains of industry consistently found themselves in Dickersons crosshairs, but who would stoop so low as murder?

While Odelia Poole and Detective Chase Kingsley conduct their investigation, Odelias cat coterie is up in arms when a newcomer turns the peaceful town of Hampton Cove into a soap opera of gossip, scandal and secrets. Soon the Fab Four (Max, Dooley, Harriet and Brutus) are duking it out, their friendship in ruins, Maxs reputation in tatters.

It doesnt help that Grandma Muffin is waging a personal vendetta against her son-in-laws new receptionist Scarlett Canyon, determined to get rid of her long-time nemesis once and for all. Against the backdrop of all this bickering, backstabbing and strife, is it any wonder Max starts to wonder if Dickersons killer will be the one that got away?

Prologue

Dick Dickerson slipped his feet into his red velvet slippers and groped around on the nightstand for his glasses. Fumbling a little to put them onto his face, he glanced before him confusedly. Why was he sitting up in bed in what felt like the middle of the night?

Picking up his phone, he saw it was only a little after three. Too early to get up. And then he realized what had awakened him: loud music blasting from the speakers downstairs.

He drew a hand through his grizzled mane, got up with a groan and put on the white boxing robe that Sylvester Stallone had worn on the set of Rocky IV, Dicks favorite movie.

He moved out of his ornate bedroom, along his equally ornate hallway, down the no less ornate marble staircase, to arrive in his ostentatiously ornate entrance hall, where he only had to follow the music still blasting away to locate its source: his private study.

He couldnt remember having left the music on. Then again, lately hed had so much on his mind he probably could have. As usual he took a Sonata before laying down his head, then some Provigil in the morning, along with a line of coke and his usual Prozac tablet. The Sonata knocked him out pretty good, so he might not have noticed leaving the music on.

Then again, if he heard correctly this was What Goes Around Comes Around, the Justin Timberlake song. Not exactly Dicks taste. He liked Michael Bubl. He liked Michael Bubl a lot. In fact Michael Bubl was all he listened to lately.

With a sigh, Dick shuffled into his office, and thats when he saw it: the door to his giant walk-in safe was wide open. Dammit! Anyone could have just walked in!

Dick, Dick, Dick, he muttered to himself. Youre losing it, pal.

Even though Doctor Mueller had told him to take it easy on the pills, and the coke, he couldnt help himself. He needed a little pick-me-up from time to time, and he was a firm believer in the old saying What doesnt kill you makes you stronger. And since the coke hadnt killed him yet, or the pill-popping or even the vodka, it stood to reason it was making him stronger, right?

He shuffled to the safe door and peered inside. Odd. Hed even left the light on.

Shaking his head, he shuffled into the steel contraption. The moment he had, though, he saw that there was something seriously wrong with this picture: the countless stacks of files he kept in there, neatly organized in alphabetical order they were all gone!

His jaw dropped as he stared at the empty shelves. Only a single file folder remained. He picked it up, his hands trembling, and opened it. Inside, there was a single picture. A picture he immediately recognized, and which sent his blood pressure rocketing skywards.

He gulped as he held onto the wall to steady himself.

This wasnt happening!

Just then, the giant steel door slammed shut with a thumping clang!

Noooo! he cried, pounding the door. But to no avail, of course.

And thats when things started to get even weirder. And a lot scarier!

A strange odor suddenly permeated the small space. Dick wrinkled his nose as he took a sniff. It smelled like poop.

Had he just pooped himself? No way. He wasnt that far gone. He was only sixty-two, for crying out loud. And he didnt have problems in that area. Yet.

And then he saw it: some species of sludge was pouring into the safe through a vent in the ceiling. He sniffed again. Yup. Definitely poop. Horrible, liquid, greenish poop!

And then panic really set in. The song, the picture, the poop.

Oh, God. This wasnt happening. This couldnt be happening to him!

Hey! he screamed. Let me out! Ill give you the files! Just let me out of here!

But of course no response came. This wasnt a scare tactic. They had the files. Theyd taken them along with all of the other secrets hed assiduously collected over the years.

They werent here to scare him off or send him a message.

They were here to kill him. Drown him in poop.

If he hadnt been so scared he might have laughed at the irony.

The poop was up to his knees now, streaming in at a steady clip.

The stench was unbearable and he was retching, wading in the toxic stuff.

And as he screamed in horror at the fate that was awaiting him, a voice came from the other side of the doormuffled, of course.

Little message for you, Dickerson. What goes around, comes around!

Im sorry! he bellowed. Dont do this to me. Have a heart!

Yeah, right. Like you had a heart, huh? Screw you, Dickerson!

The poop was reaching his waist now, ruining his nice Rocky boxing robe. And then he got an idea. He quickly took it off and waded over to the hole where the sludge was pouring in, then shoved the wadded-up robe into the hole, trying to stem the deadly flow.

In the process he got poop all over him. The yucky stuff got into his eyesinto his noseinto his mouth! But he would prevail. No one got the better of Dick Dickerson!

He shoved the thing home and held it in place in spite of his retching.

There. Hed done it! He was like that little Dutch kid who plugged his finger in the dike and saved his entire frickin village!

Unfortunately Rockys robe was no match for this particular hole. The pressure was too great, and soon the stuff was seeping in again. Pretty soon the safe was filling up so fast not even an army of little Dutch boys with little Dutch fingers could have stemmed the flow.

And the worst part? Dick knew exactly what hed done to deserve this.

Chapter 1

I opened a lazy eye when some sort of light tapping drove away the slumber Id enjoyed for the past couple of hours. I know what they say about cats: that theyre never really asleep. That they take catnaps and wake up in the blink of an eye, ready to fight or take flight when danger lurks. Poppycock. Im a cat and I like to sleep. In fact I can sleep so deeply not even the sound of a cannon can wake me up. Not that Ive ever heard an actual cannon being fired in my vicinity. Do people even still use cannons? Somehow I doubt it.