Claws That Catch
by John Ringo and Travis S. Taylor
Dedicated to E.E. Doc Smith and (cue music) The Solar Beam!
And as always:
For Captain Tamara Long, USAF
Born: 12 May 1979
Died: 23 March 2003, Afghanistan
You fly with the angels now.
JABBERWOCKY
Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
He chortled in his joy.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
So whats with the different uniform? Josh asked. The Marines got a special one for making the worst mistake of your life?
Second Lieutenant Eric Bergstresser fiddled with his tight collar and looked in the mirror over his shoulder at his brother.
Im an officer, now, you moron. Officers dont wear enlisted uniforms.
Shiny, Josh said, tugging at the unaccustomed tuxedo jacket. But you get to, like, rent them, right? Because, dont get me wrong, they look expensive.
Eric had once upon a time been promoted directly from private first class to sergeant. Winning the Navy Cross might have had something to do with it. Assuming that his next promotion, to staff sergeant, would be a long time coming, hed invested in a set of the Marine Dress Uniform, just about the prettiest uniform the U.S. military services had to offer. And assuredly the most expensive that were made for junior enlisted.
Hed subsequently been promoted to staff sergeant rather quicker than hed expected and then more or less ordered, by the President no less, to attend Officers Candidate School. So the Enlisted Dress Uniform now resided in his closet until he could figure out what to do with it and he was fiddling with the field scarf of his new officers dress blues while trying to ignore the fact that he was about to get married.
No, you dont rent them, Eric replied. And, yes, theyre expensive. But with the visitors that weve got, I couldnt just turn up in greens.
Eric winced when he reminded himself of the guest list. Brookes dad, thank God, was prior service. So when a few people made it known that theyd like to attend, and hed seen who they were, hed made it plain to Brookes mom that, no, they could not be turned away.
Eric had been up to his hips in alligators when the additional guests were invited and hadnt found out for a couple of weeks. In a way he was glad. And even more glad that his tactical officer hadnt found out.
OCS had been a pain in the ass. It wasnt the chickenshit that had gotten him. He understood that. Marines were expected to maintain a high state of readiness at all times. Inspections were a part of daily life. Attention to detail was important in combat and to an extent even more so in space. Whether the Marine Officer Candidates knew it or not, and while it was still Top Secret, the rumors were starting to go around, the Navy, and thus the Marine Corps, was about to transition from a wet service to a space service. Learning to fold your socks perfectly, first time, every time, was a way to develop the habit of doing the job right, first time, every time. Whether your socks were folded, in the end, really didnt matter. Whether youd sealed your space suit did.
So Eric could handle the chickenshit and had. Hed been neat as a kid; Marine Corps boot camp had just put polish on. He knew the drills, which was why he rapidly made platoon guide. He could fire his weapon already, so he acted as a mentor to some of the candidates who, alas, could not hit the broad side of a Dreen dreadnought. He didnt even find the coursework hard. Most of the candidates were college graduates whereas he only had a high school education. But sometimes it seemed like college had made them stupider or something. And the new stuff, on particles and planetary environments, well, that was meat and drink to the job hed been doing for two years.
What had been a pain in the ass was the instructors. Hed entered OCS with the absolute personal commitment to stand out as little as possible, glide through as easily as he could, get his bar and get back to work. The OCS instructors, however, had of course read his file. And while it didnt say where he got the Navy Cross, they werent handed out in boxes of Cracker Jacks. And his file did note that he had two years in Force Recon.
The instructors did have a certain gate-keeper duty. Their job was to ensure that everyone passing through their course graduated as the finest example of Marine Officer possible. So whether it was that sense of duty, a dislike of mustangs, officers who had come up from the enlisted ranks, or just bloody-mindedness, the instructors seemed to pick him out from day one as one of the candidates they were going to make quit.
So it had been a pain. Not as much of a pain as Force Recon qual or Operator Combat Training, but a pain nonetheless. And in his opinion, an unnecessary one. Hed proven from day one that he was as good as any of the other candidates, better really. But nothing he did seemed to be good enough.
On the other hand, maybe it was time to quit mentally bitching. Hed been Distinguished Honor Grad so maybe the riding had a purpose.
But to suddenly get a message from home, right after the Crucible, that several guests had been added to what hed hoped was going to be a very small and unnoticed wedding
Okay, try to explain this to me in terms I can understand, Josh said. Who are these guys?
Eric winced internally, again, and shrugged, again.
Whos the biggest bigshot you can think of short of the President or Marilyn Manson?
I dunno, Josh said.
Thats who these people are, Eric replied. One of the lower ranking ones is one of the very few guys alive to have gotten the Medal of Honor. Then theres the rest
Okay, that one I get, Josh said, his eyes widening. So whys he coming to your wedding?
Because God hates me, Eric replied.
God hates me, Captain William Weaver thought. I should go back to being an astrogator. Hell, I should go back to being a scientist.
Once upon a time, that is exactly what William Weaver, Ph.D., had been. With doctorates in everything from engineering to astronomy, hed been one of the corps of specialists, often referred to as Beltway Bandits, who solved problems for the military and other branches of the U.S. government, generally having acronyms that had an A on the end. NSA, CIA, DIA
Which was why hed been shanghaied one Saturday afternoon to explain physics to the National Security Council when an experiment in same had gone wrong.