Poul Anderson - Time Patrol

MEN WANTED 21-40, pref. single, mil. or tech. exp., good physique, for high-pay work with foreign travel. Engineering Studies Co., 305 E.45, 9-12 2-6.

The work is, you understand, somewhat unusual, said Mr. Gordon. And confidential. I trust you can keep a secret?

Normally, said Manse Everard. Depends on what the secret is, of course.

Mr. Gordon smiled. It was a curious smile, a closed curve of his lips which was not quite like any Everard had seen before. He spoke easy colloquial General American, and wore an undistinguished business suit, but there was a foreignness over him which was more than dark complexion beardless cheeks, and the incongruity of Mongolian eyes above a thin Caucasian nose. It was hard to place.

Were not spies, if thats what youre thinking, he said.

Everard grinned. Sorry. Please dont think Ive gone as hysterical as the rest of the country. Ive never had access to confidential data anyway. But your ad mentioned overseas operations, and the way things areId like to keep my passport, you understand.

He was a big man, with blocky shoulders and a slightly battered face under crew-cut brown hair. His papers lay before him: Army discharge, the record of work in several places as a mechanical engineer. Mr. Gordon had seemed barely to glance at them.

The office was ordinary, a desk and a couple of chairs, a filing cabinet, and a door leading off in the rear. A window opened on the banging traffic of New York, six stories down.

Independent spirit, said the man behind the desk. I like that. So many of them come cringing in, as if theyd be grateful for a kick. Of course, with your background you arent desperate yet. You can still get work, even in ah, I believe the current term is a rolling readjustment.

I was interested, said Everard. Ive worked abroad, as you can see, and would like to travel again. But frankly, I still dont have the faintest idea what your outfit does.

We do a good many things, said Mr. Gordon. Let me see youve been in combat. France and Germany. Everard blinked; his papers had included a record of medals, but hed have sworn the man hadnt had time to read them. Um would you mind grasping those knobs on the arms of your chair? Thank you. Now, how do you react to physical danger?

Everard bristled. Look here

Mr. Gordons eyes flicked to an instrument on his desk: it was merely a box with an indicator needle and a couple of dials. Never mind. What are your views on internationalism?

Say, now

Communism? Fascism? Women? Your personal ambitions? Thats all. You dont have to answer.

What the devil is this, anyway? snapped Everard.

A bit of psychological testing. Forget it. Ive no interest in your opinions except as they reflect basic emotional orientation. Mr. Gordon leaned back, making a bridge of his fingers. Very promising so far. Now, heres the setup. Were doing work which is, as Ive told you, highly confidential. We ah were planning to spring a surprise on our competitors. He chuckled. Go ahead and report me to the FBI if you wish. Weve already been investigated and have a clean bill of health. Youll find that we really do carry on world-wide financial and engineering operations. But theres another aspect of the job, and thats the one we want men for. Ill pay you one hundred dollars to go in the back room and take a set of tests. Itll last about three hours. If you dont pass, thats the end of it. If you do, well sign you on, tell you the facts, and start you training. Are you game?

Everard hesitated. He had a feeling of being rushed. There was more to this enterprise than an office and one bland stranger. Still

Decision. Ill sign on after youve told me what its all about.

As you wish, shrugged Mr. Gordon. Suit yourself. The tests will say whether youre going to or not, you know. We use some very advanced techniques.

That, at least, was entirely true. Everard knew a little something about modern psychology: encephalographs, association tests, the Minnesota profile. He did not recognize any of the hooded machines that hummed and blinked around him. The questions which the assistanta white-skinned, completely hairless man of indeterminate age, with a heavy accent and no facial expressionfired at him seemed irrelevant to anything. And what was the metal cap he was supposed to wear on his head? Into what did the wires from it lead?

He stole glances at the meter faces, but the letters and numerals were like nothing he had seen before. Not English, French, Russian, Greek, Chinese, anything belonging to 1954 A.D. Perhaps he was already beginning to realize the truth, even then.

A curious self-knowledge grew in him as the tests proceeded. Manson Emmert Everard, age 30, onetime lieutenant in the U.S. Army Engineers; design and production experience in America, Sweden, Arabia; still a bachelor, though with increasingly wistful thoughts about his married friends; no current girl, no close ties of any kind; a bit of a bibliophile; a dogged poker player; fondness for sailboats and horses and rifles; a camper and fisherman on his vacations. He had known it all, of course, but only as isolated shards of fact. It was peculiar, this sudden sensing of himself as an integrated organism, this realization that each characteristic was a single inevitable facet of an over-all pattern.

He came out exhausted and wringing wet. Mr. Gordon offered him a cigarette and swept eyes rapidly over a series of coded sheets which the assistant gave him. Now and then he muttered a phrase: Zeth-20 cortical undifferentiated evaluation here psychic reaction to antitoxin weakness in central coordination He had slipped into an accent, a lilt and a treatment of vowels which were like nothing Everard had heard in a long experience of the ways in which the English language can be mangled.

It was half an hour before he looked up again. Everard was getting restless, a faint anger stirring at this cavalier treatment, but interest kept him sitting quietly. Mr. Gordon flashed improbably white teeth in a broad, satisfied grin. Ah. At last. Do you know, Ive had to reject twenty-four candidates already? But youll do. Youll definitely do.

Do for what? Everard leaned forward, conscious of his pulse picking up.

The Patrol. Youre going to be a kind of policeman.

Yeh? Where?

Everywhere. And everywhen. Brace yourself, this is going to be a shock.

You see, our company, while legitimate enough, is only a front and a source of funds. Our real business is patrolling time.

The Academy was in the American West. It was also in the Oligocene period, a warm age of forests and grasslands when mans ratty ancestors scuttled away from the tread of giant mammals. It had been built a thousand years ago; it would be maintained for half a millionlong enough to graduate as many as the Time Patrol would requireand then be carefully demolished so that no trace would remain. Later the glaciers would come, and there would be men, and in the year 19352 A.D. (the 7841st year of the Morennian Triumph), these men would find a way to travel through time and return to the Oligocene to establish the Academy.

It was a complex of long, low buildings, smooth curves and shifting colors, spreading over a greensward between enormous ancient trees. Beyond it, hills and woods rolled off to a great brown river, and at night you could sometimes hear the bellowing of titanotheres or the distant squall of a sabertooth.

Everard stepped out of the time shuttlea big, featureless metal boxwith a dryness in his throat. It felt like his first day in the Army, twelve years agoor fifteen to twenty million years in the future, if you preferredlonely and helpless, and wishing desperately for some honorable way to go home. It was a small comfort to see the other shuttles, discharging a total of fifty-odd young men and women. The recruits moved slowly together, forming an awkward clump. They didnt speak at first, but stood staring at each other. Everard recognized a Hoover collar and a bowler; the styles of dress and hairdo moved up through 1954 and on. Where was she from, the girl with the iridescent, close-fitting culottes and the green lipstick and the fantastically waved yellow hair? No when?