Hugh Howey - Glitch

The hotel coffee maker is giving me a hard time in a friendly voice. Keeps telling me the filter door isnt shut, but damned if it isnt. I tell the machine to shut up as I pull the plastic basket back out. Down on my knees, I peer into the housing and see splashed grounds crusting over a sensor. I curse the engineer who thought this was a problem in need of a solution. Im using one of the paper filters to clean the sensor when theres an angry slap on the hotel room door.

If Peter and I have a secret knock, this would be it. A steady, loud pounding on barred doors amid muffled shouting. I check the clock by the bed. Its six in the morning. Hes lucky Im already up, or Id have to murder him.

I tell him to cool his jets while I search for a robe. Peter has seen me naked countless times, but that was years ago. If he still has thoughts about me, Id like for them to be flab-free thoughts. Mostly to heighten his regrets and private frustrations. Its not that we stand a chance of ever getting back together; we know each other too well for that. Building champion Gladiators is what were good at. Raising a flesh and blood family was a goddamn mess.

I get the robe knotted and open the door. Peter gives it a shove, and the security latch catches like a gunshot. Jesus, I tell him. Chill out.

Weve got a glitch, he tells me through the cracked door. Hes out of breath like hes been running. I unlatch the lock and get the door open, and Peter shakes his head at me for having used the locklike I should be as secure sleeping alone in a Detroit hotel as he is. I flash back to those deep sighs he used to give me when Id call him on my way out of the lab at night so I didnt have to walk to the car alone. Back before I had Max to escort me.

What glitch? I ask. I go back to the argument I was having with the coffee maker before the banging on the door interrupted me. Peter paces. His shirt is stained with sweat, and he smells of strawberry vape and oil. He obviously hasnt slept. Max had a brutal bout yesterdaywe knew it would be a challengebut the finals arent for another two days. We could build a new Max from spares in that amount of time. Im more worried about all the repressed shit I could hit Peter with if I dont get caffeine in me, pronto. The coffee maker finally starts hissing and sputtering while Peter urges me to get dressed, tells me we can get coffee on the way.

I just woke up, I tell him. He paces while the coffee drips. He doesnt normally get this agitated except right before a bout. I wonder what kind of glitch could have him so worked up. Software or hardware? I ask. I pray hell say hardware. Im more in the mood to bust my knuckles, not my brain.

Software, Peter says. We think. Were pretty sure. We need you to look at it.

The cup is filling, and the smell of coffee masks the smell of my ex-husband. You think? Jesus, Pete, why dont you go get a few hours sleep? Ill get some breakfast and head over to the trailer. Is Hinson there?

Hell no. We told the professor everything was fine and sent him home. Me and Greenie have been up all night trying to sort this out. We were going to come get you hours ago

I shoot Peter a look.

Exactly. I told Greenie about The Wrath and said we had to wait at least until the sun came up. He smiles at me. But seriously, Sam, this is some wild shit.

I pull the half-full styrofoam cup out from under the basket. Coffee continues to drip to the hotplate, where it hisses like a snake. The Wrath is what Peter named my mood before eight in the morning. Our marriage mightve survived if wed only had to do afternoons.

Wait outside, and Ill get dressed, I tell him. A sip of shitty coffee. The little coffee maker warns me about pulling the cup out before the light turns green. I give the machine the finger while Peter closes the door behind him. The smell of his sweat lingers in the air around me for a moment, and then its gone. An image of our old garage barges into my brain, unannounced. Peter and I are celebrating Maxs first untethered bipedal walk. I swear to God, its as joyous a day as when our Sarah stumbled across the carpet for the first time. Must be the smell of sweat and solder bringing that memory back. Just a glitch. We get them too.

The Gladiator Nationals are being held in Detroit for the first time in their nine-year historya nod to the revitalization of the local industry. Ironic, really. A town that fought the hell out of automation has become one of the largest builders of robots in the world. Robots building robots. But the factory floors still need trainers, designers, and programmers. High-tech jobs coming to rescue a low-wage and idle workforce. They say downtown is booming again, but the place looks like absolute squalor to me. I guess you had to be here for the really bad times to appreciate this.

Our trailer is parked on the stadium infield. A security bot on tank treadsbuilt by one of our competitorsscans Peters ID and waves us through. We head for the two semis with Maxs gold-and-blue-jowled image painted across the sides. It looks like the robot is smilinga bit of artistic license. It gets the parents honking at us on the freeway and the kids pumping their fists out the windows.

Reaching the finals two years ago secured the DARPA contract that paid for the second trailer. We build war machines that entertain the masses, and then the tech flows down to factories like those here in Detroitwhere servants are assembled for the wealthy, healthcare bots for the infirmed, and mail-order sex bots that go mostly to Russia. A lust for violence, in some roundabout way, funds other lusts. All I know is that with one more trip to the finals, the debt Peter saddled me with is history. I concentrate on this as we cross the oil-splattered arena. The infield is deathly quiet, the stands empty. Assholes everywhere getting decent sleep.

which was the last thing we tried, Peter says. Hes been running over their diagnostics since we left the hotel.

What youre describing sounds like a processor issue, I say. Maybe a short. Not software.

Its not hardware, he says. We dont think.

Greenie is standing on the ramp of trailer 1, puffing on a vape. His eyes are wild. Morning, Greenie, I tell him. I hand him a cup of coffee from the drive-through, and he doesnt thank me, doesnt say anything, just flips the plastic lid off the cup with his thumb and takes a loud sip. Hes back to staring into the distance as I follow Peter into the trailer.

You kids need to catch some winks, I tell Peter. Seriously.

The trailer is a wreck, even by post-bout standards. The overhead hood is running, a network of fans sucking the air out of the trailer and keeping it cool. Max is in his power harness at the far end, his cameras tracking our approach. Morning, Max, I tell him.

Good morning, Samantha.

Max lifts an arm to wave. Neither of his hands are installed; his arms terminate in the universal connectors Peter and I designed together a lifetime ago. His pincers and his buzz saw sit on the workbench beside him. Peter has explained the sequence I should expect, and my brain is whirring to make sense of it.

Howre you feeling, Max?

Operational, he says. I look over the monitors and see his charge level and error readouts. Looks like the boys fixed his servos from the semifinal bout and got his armor welded back together. The replacement shoulder looks good, and a brand new set of legs has been bolted on, the gleaming paint on Maxs lower half a contrast to his charred torso. I notice the boys havent gotten around to plugging the legs in yet. Too busy with this supposed glitch.

As I look over Max, his wounds and welds provide a play-by-play of his last brutal fightone of the most violent Ive ever seen. The Berkeley team that lost will be starting from scratch. By the end of the bout, Max had to drag himself across the arena with the one arm he had left before pummeling his incapacitated opponent into metal shavings. When the victory gun sounded, we had to do a remote kill to shut him down. The way he was twitching, someone wouldve gotten hurt trying to get close enough to shout over the screeches of grinding and twisting metal. The slick of oil from that bout took two hours to mop up before the next one could start.