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The seventeen stories that make up Volumes Two and Three of the Emmy award-winning Netflix Original series Love, Death & Robots. Featuring best-selling authors and screenwriters from all over the globe, curated by filmmakers Tim Miller and David Fincher, and Supervising Director Jennifer Yuh Nelson. Stories by Neal Asher, Paolo Bacigalupi, J. G. Ballard, Alan Baxter, Justin Coates, Harlan Ellison, Joachim Heijndermans, Joe Lansdale, Rich Larson, Alberto Miego, Jeff Fowler & Tim Miller, John Scalzi, Bruce Sterling, Michael Swanwick.

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LOVE, DEATH + ROBOTS

Volume Two and Three

The Official AnthologyPublishers Note This book is a collection of stories from writers all over the - photo 1Publishers Note This book is a collection of stories from writers all over the - photo 2

Publishers Note

This book is a collection of stories from writers all over the world.

For authenticity and voice, we have kept the style of English native to each authors location, so some stories will be in UK English, and others in US English.

We have, however, changed dashes and dialogue marks to our standard format for ease of understanding.

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This book is a work of fiction.

All people, places, events, demons, vat-grown warrior beasts, various other creatures, and situations are the product of the authors imaginations.

Any resemblance to persons, living, dead, or in between, is purely coincidental.

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