William Trevor - Cheating at Canasta

Cheating at Canasta

William Trevor

Table of Contents

The Dressmakers Child

The Room

Men of Ireland

Cheating at Canasta

Bravado

An Afternoon

At Olivehill

A Perfect Relationship

The Children

Old Flame

Faith

Folie Deux

The Dressmakers Child

Cahal sprayed WD-40 on to the only bolt his spanner wouldnt shift. All the others had come out easily enough but this one was rusted in, the exhaust unit trailing from it. He had tried to hammer it out, he had tried wrenching the exhaust unit this way and that in the hope that something would give way, but nothing had. Half five, hed told Heslin, and the bloody car wouldnt be ready.

The lights of the garage were always on because shelves had been put up in front of the windows that stretched across the length of the wall at the back. Abandoned cars, kept for their parts, and cars and motor-cycles waiting for spares, and jacks that could be wheeled about, took up what space there was on either side of the small wooden office, which was at the back also. There were racks of tools, and workbenches with vices along the back wall, and rows of new and reconditioned tyres, and drums of grease and oil. In the middle of the garage there were two pits, in one of which Cahals father was at the moment, putting in a clutch. There was a radio on which advice was being given about looking after fish in an aquarium. Will you turn that stuff off? Cahals father shouted from under the car he was working on, and Cahal searched the wavebands until he found music of his fathers time.

He was an only son in a family of girls, all of them older, all of them gone from the townthree to England, another in Dunnes in Galway, another married in Nebraska. The garage was what Cahal knew, having kept his father company there since childhood, given odd jobs to do as he grew up. His father had had help then, an old man who was related to the family, whose place Cahal eventually took.

He tried the bolt again but the WD-40 hadnt begun to work yet. He was a lean, almost scrawny youth, dark-haired, his long face usually unsmiling. His garage overalls, over a yellow T-shirt, were oil-stained, gone pale where their green dye had been washed out of them. He was nineteen years old.

Hullo, a voice said. A man and a woman, strangers, stood in the wide open doorway of the garage.

Howya, Cahal said.

Its the possibility, sir, the man enquired, you drive us to the sacred Virgin?

Sorry? And Cahals father shouted up from the pit, wanting to know who was there. Which Virgins that? Cahal asked.

The two looked at one another, not attempting to answer, and it occurred to Cahal that they were foreign people, who had not understood. A year ago a German had driven his Volkswagen into the garage, with a noise in the engine, so hed said. I had hopes itd be the big end, Cahals father admitted afterwards, but it was only the catch of the bonnet gone a bit loose. A couple from America had had a tyre put on their hired car a few weeks after that, but thered been nothing since.

Of Pouldearg, the woman said. Is it how to say it?

The statue youre after?

They nodded uncertainly and then with more confidence, both of them at the same time.

Arent you driving, yourselves, though? Cahal asked them.

We have no car, the man said.

We are travelled from vila. The womans black hair was silky, drawn back and tied with a red and blue ribbon. Her eyes were brown, her teeth very white, her skin olive. She wore the untidy clothes of a traveller: denim trousers, a woollen jacket over a striped red blouse. The mans trousers were the same, his shirt a nondescript shade of greyish blue, a white kerchief at his neck. A few years older than himself, Cahal estimated theyd be. vila? he said.

Spain, the man said.

Again Cahals father called out, and Cahal said two Spanish people had come into the garage.

In the store, the man explained. They say you drive us to the Virgin.

Are they broken down? Cahals father shouted.

He could charge them fifty euros, Pouldearg there and back, Cahal considered. Hed miss Germany versus Holland on the television, maybe the best match of the Cup, but never mind that for fifty euros.

The only thing, he said, I have an exhaust to put in.

He pointed at the pipe and silencer hanging out of Heslins old Vauxhall, and they understood. He gestured with his hands that they should stay where they were for a minute, and with his palms held flat made a pushing motion in the air, indicating that they should ignore the agitation that was coming from the pit. Both of them were amused. When Cahal tried the bolt again it began to turn.

He made the thumbs-up sign when exhaust and silencer clattered to the ground. I could take you at around seven, he said, going close to where the Spaniards stood, keeping his voice low so that his father would not hear. He led them to the forecourt and made the arrangement while he filled the tank of a Murphys Stout lorry.

When hed driven a mile out on the Ennis road, Cahals father turned at the entrance to the stud farm and drove back to the garage, satisfied that the clutch hed put in for Father Shea was correctly adjusted. He left the car on the forecourt, ready for Father Shea to collect, and hung the keys up in the office. Heslin from the court-house was writing a cheque for the exhaust Cahal had fitted. Cahal was getting out of his overalls, and when Heslin had gone he said the people who had come wanted him to drive them to Pouldearg. They were Spanish people, Cahal said again, in case his father hadnt heard when hed supplied that information before.

What they want with Pouldearg?

Nothing only the statue.

Theres no one goes to the statue these times.

Its where theyre headed.

Did you tell them, though, how the thing was?

I did of course.

Why theyd be going out there?

Theres people takes photographs of it.

Thirteen years ago, the then bishop and two parish priests had put an end to the cult of the wayside statue at Pouldearg. None of those three men, and no priest or nun who had ever visited the crossroads at Pouldearg, had sensed anything special about the statue; none had witnessed the tears that were said to slip out of the downcast eyes when pardon for sins was beseeched by penitents. The statue became the subject of attention in pulpits and in religious publications, the claims made for it fulminated against as a foolishness. And then a curate of that time demonstrated that what had been noticed by two or three local people who regularly passed by the statuea certain dampness beneath the eyeswas no more than raindrops trapped in two over-defined hollows. There the matter ended. Those who had so certainly believed in what they had never actually seen, those who had not noticed the drenched leaves of overhanging boughs high above the statue, felt as foolish as their spiritual masters had predicted they one day would. Almost overnight the weeping Virgin of Pouldearg became again the painted image it had always been. Our Lady of the Wayside, it had been called for a while.

I never heard people were taking photographs of it. Cahals father shook his head as if he doubted his son, which he often did and usually with reason.

A fellow was writing a book a while back. Going around all Ireland, tracking down the weeping statues.

It was no more than the rain at Pouldearg.

Hed have put that in the book. That man would have put the whole thing down, how youd find the statues all over the place and some of them would be okay and some of them wouldnt.

And you set the Spaniards right about Pouldearg?

I did of course.

Drain the juice out of young Leahys bike and well weld his leak for him.