Ryan - Irish Farmers

My dream job? A male stripper. I was letting the chickens out one morning and the geese, who hate me, spotted that I was cornered and decided to have a go at me. Me being the athlete I think I am, ran and jumped over them. Unfortunately I did not escape unharmed as one of the sneaky bastards managed to bite my meat and two veg. What moment of the photo shoot are you glad did not get captured? When I was getting my makeup done. GARYWhat is the funniest thing that ever happened to you in connection with livestock? I was removing rope that had been caught up round the blades of a grass mower, on my knees cutting away with a knife, when Timothy, a huge texel ram decided it was his opportunity to, lets say get a bit friendly. GARYWhat is the funniest thing that ever happened to you in connection with livestock? I was removing rope that had been caught up round the blades of a grass mower, on my knees cutting away with a knife, when Timothy, a huge texel ram decided it was his opportunity to, lets say get a bit friendly.

He jumped me from the rear pinning me to the mower. I called the wife to get him off, she called back Now ya know what it feels like, darling. JOHN F. The worst stereotype about farmers ever is that we are all old and wear tweed and wellies and stand around talking about the war or something. During the harvest Id be sitting in the harvester in shorts and vest top with my Ray-Bans on listening to the latest tunes. STEPHEN I can play the spoons to two national anthems. STEPHEN My perfect date is a female version of me!

But when it comes to breaking things, Im an expert. KEVIN Favorite food and where to eat it? Hang sangiches and tae with a slice of apple tart, best served in the cab of my tractor, late evening during silage season! Mammys lasagne is pretty good, too. How did you become a farmer? Well sure yer born into it arent ya! You dont pick it, it picks you! Its more of a vocation, bit like joining the priests, but with more tits! My least favorite animal is our sheepdog. Hes shite, so shite we didnt even name him, hes just called Dog.