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Introduction
So, after sleeping for another 27 years, Pennywise wakes up hungry again. Even with the crippling hunger, Pennywise is seen dancing away in its usual way. Then it comes across a kid and tries to eat the kid but is unsuccessful because the kid was one courageous lad.
This kid had heard about Pennywise before this encounter, but rather than harm the clown; he offered to help. He says, hey clown, Ive got some alternatives that can help with your hunger. It is something you will enjoy because they taste better than children.
Pennywise says, Tell me! Help Me! The boy says, Read from here on, and you shall find 30 IT recipes that will satisfy you.
1. IT is delicious
Have you ever tasted a menacing dancing clown? Read this recipe, they are very delicious.
Ingredients
- cup pine nut crumbs
- cup white sugar
- 2 cups bean flour
- cup almond butter
- 2 tbsp. chocolate chips
- 2 tsp. basil powder
- 1 tsp. ground black pepper
- 1 tsp. cooking salt
Serving size
Directions
Preheat oven to 380
Combine bean flour, sugar, basil powder, black pepper, and salt to taste in a dry bowl.
Slowly add almond butter to this mixture. Mix until dough is formed.
Roll dough out and divide into 4 pieces.
Place chocolate chips and pine nut crumbs at the centre of the dough.
Roll dough to cover chocolate chips and pine nut crumbs.
Place rolls in a coated baking pan.
Bake for 23 minutes.
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2. A thirst for Kids
Kids, do not let this scare you; the only thirst for kids that you will see around here is parents wanting more children. Well, you will also see people craving this drink too.
Ingredients
- 1 watermelon, diced
- 8 tomatoes, diced
- 1 cup deseeded, diced lychee
- 1 handful mint leaves
- 5 tbsp. sugar
- cup apple juice
- 1 carrot, diced
Serving size
Directions
Puree all ingredients in a blender for 10 minutes.
Allow to stand for 5 minutes.
Strain to remove residues.
Refrigerate for 15 minutes. Then serve.
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3. Pennywise Nose
Pennywise knows that Pennywise Nose is a top IT recipe.
Ingredients
- 1 cup dried tuna flakes
- cup white sugar
- 1 cup hazelnut flour
- 3 tbsp. cashew butter
- 1 tsp. baking powder
- 4 medium-sized eggs
- cup milk
- tsp. nutmeg
- 1 cup ketchup
Serving size
Directions
Preheat oven to 350
Combine hazelnut flour and baking powder in a dry bowl.
Mix sugar, cashew butter, tuna flakes, nutmeg, eggs, and milk in another bowl.
Slowly add egg mixture to flour mixture and stir until dough is formed.
Make the dough into balls the size of a clowns nose.
Place balls in a coated baking pan.
Bake for 20 minutes.
Remove from oven, allow to stand and cool.
Drench each ball in ketchup.
Serve.
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4. Tears of a Clown
If there was anything the IT movie gave us, it was tears for a clown and the tears of a clown. But we can give you more of it the tears of a clown will never taste bad, especially if it is from a clown that eats kids.
Ingredients
- 2 cups diced coconut
- 1 cup pawpaw, diced
- 2 tsp. pineapple juice
- 4 tbsp. honey
- tsp. banana flavour
- 1 tbsp. bourbon
Serving size
Directions
Puree all ingredients in a blender for 13 minutes until smooth.
Strain to remove residues.
Refrigerate for 15 minutes then serve
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5. Meat the Losers
Losers is a very negative name to call a group, like giving up before the show starts. But Meat the Losers is a trick.
Ingredients
- 4 veal steaks
- 1 tsp. chili powder
- 1 tsp. allspice
- 1 tsp. cooking salt
- tsp. cloves powder
- 1 tbsp. sesame oil
- cup brown rice vinegar
- 1 cup peach sauce
Serving size
Directions
Combine peach sauce and brown rice vinegar
Add chili powder, allspice, and cloves powder to sauce mixture. Stir well.
Marinate veal steaks in this mixture for 40 minutes. Remove and drain.
Place a skillet over medium heat. Add sesame oil and heat.
Place veal steaks in skillet and fry each side for 10 minutes until brown.