Janet Evanovich - Hero at Large

Chris Nelson muttered an indiscernible oath and expelled a cloud of frost into the bone-chilling early-morning air. Even in the inky predawn blackness, it was clear that a new splotch of oil had mysteriously grown beneath her battered tan hatchback during the night. She plunged her key into the lock and wrenched the dented, rusting door open, then slid behind the wheel and tried the ignition. Nothing.

Just start one more time, and tomorrow Ill get you fixed, she pledged, knowing full well that it was an empty promise. She didnt believe in getting cars fixedshe felt too hopelessly intimidated by car mechanics. As a world-class athlete shed conducted media interviews with the aplomb of a seasoned celebrity. Shed displayed good-humored optimism as a runner-up and honest satisfaction as a winner, and earned a worldwide reputation for her feisty personality and quick wit under pressure. But she knew in her heart of hearts that while she could hold her own with the president of the United States, she would never be a match for a man holding an air wrench. She cringed at the memory of her last experience, when shed paid an exorbitant amount to fix a glamuswhile meekly suspecting that no such part existed.

No, she decided, keeping her thoughts silentand thus secret from the carit was much more sensible simply to drive the dying machine into the ground, walk away from it with whatever dignity she could muster, and buy a new one. She gingerly tried the ignition one more time and almost cheered out loud when it caught. She pulled away from her Fairfax, Virginia, town house with a glorious feeling of victory, closing her eyes to the red light flashing on the dashboard. Dismissing the clouds of gray smoke as condensation, she bravely eased the sputtering car onto the highway.

Ten minutes later when she stopped for a red light on the Little River Turnpike, the car shuddered, belched an acrid blast of opaque exhaust, and stalled out. Chris felt her heart drop to her stomach. Please, she whispered, wrapping her fingers gently around the steering wheel, tell me youre not ready for the big junkyard in the sky. She narrowed her eyes and patted the dashboard. Ill let you rest a minute, and then well try it again. The light changed. Traffic rushed past in the November gloom: Northern Virginia was en route to the Pentagon and downtown D.C. Chris held her breath and tried again. Nothing.

Dammit. She peered into her rearview mirror at headlights waiting patiently behind her. Throwing her hands up in frustration, she punched the button that turned on the emergency flashers. The lights shining into her back window were high. Probably a truck. That was goodmen who drove trucks always knew a lot about car engines, she reasoned. She watched hopefully as the driver emerged and strode toward her, then shifted her gaze to the flashing red light shed so easily ignored only minutes ago.

Knuckles rapped on Chris side window. Got a problem?

Chris eyes stayed glued to the warning light on her dash. It just suddenly stopped. I think it might have something to do with this little red light.

Why dont you try to kick it over one more time.

She turned the key and listened morosely to the churning motor.

Stop.

Only thing in decent working order on this whole crummy car is the stupid warning light, Chris muttered through gritted teeth. Her peripheral vision registered a shift of weight, and she felt rather than saw the grin of good-humored masculine resignation.

Maybe we should push it over to the shoulder, and Ill take a look under the hood.

Several minutes later, Chris stomped her feet in the cold as she watched him poke around at the engine. He was very tallmaybe six-two, she guessedand nicely put together. He wore scuffed, waffle-soled construction workers boots and well-washed jeans that clung suggestively to long, muscular legs. A faded navy blue hooded sweatshirt draped comfortably over broad shoulders. A smudged tan down vest hung unbuttoned over the sweat shirt.

He flicked a flashlight beam over rubber tubing and fan belt, his black hair falling in unkempt waves over his eyes. A heavy beard made his dark skin look villainously swarthy, and the tousled hair curled over his ears and halfway down his neck. He made an attempt to brush it back onto his forehead and noticed Chris watching him. I need a haircut, he explained, flashing a boyish grin that displayed perfect white teeth.

Chris felt her heart tumble unexpectedly at his disarming smile and immediately an image of Little Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf popped into her head. What a ridiculous thing to think ofyet there was definitely a predatory air about him. Wolfish, in an attractive sort of way, she decided. And incredibly handsomebut a slob. Probably on his way to pour a foundation or dig a septic system.

Determined to prove herself invulnerable to his charms, she leaned on the front quarter panel and stuck her head under the hood with him. Well? she asked expectantly, what do you think?

For starterstheres not a drop of oil in it.

Chris looked up and found herself staring into magnetic blue-black eyes made even more compelling by thick curling lashes and crinkly smile lines that testified to an active, outdoor life and a generous sense of humor. She watched dry-mouthed as he directed his flashlight to the riot of yellow-orange curls that surrounded her perfectly oval face. His inspection traveled from her almond-shaped hazel eyes, down to her small pixie nose and her bow-shaped mouth that shone with just a touch of pink lip gloss. She licked her lips and answered in a voice that suddenly sounded strangely husky, Is that bad?

The look of incredulity that fluttered across his eyes was replaced immediately with a gently mocking curiosity. He played the light over her ringless hands. I think you need a new man in your life. The timbre of his voice lowered. Someone who takes better care of yourmechanical needs?

Chris rolled her eyes. She was late for work, her car had just succumbed to terminal neglect, and her feet were freezing. She was in no mood to field a double entendre from a scruffy strangereven if he did make her heart skip a few beats. She stood abruptly, hitting her head on the inside of the hood. There was a loud spronnng , and Chris jumped away just in time to see the hood come crashing down on two long, sweatshirtclad arms.

His breath hissed from between clenched teeth. He swore softly, resting his forehead on the cool metal of the car. Nice work, lady, he rasped. Do you always cripple men who stop to help you? Or am I special?

Chris opened her eyes wide in horror. Im sorryit was an accident!

Uh-huh.

Chris glared at him. Well, you shouldnt be making passes at women you stop to help. Its like Sir Walter Raleigh carrying some grateful lady over a mud puddle and then trying to sneak a look under her skirt when he sets her down. This was a well-deserved accident. An act of God, she tagged on for dramatic effect.

He nodded his head in mute agreement. Beads of sweat had begun to appear at his hairline. Do you suppose God would mind if you got the damn hood off my arms?

Sorry. She held the hood while he awkwardly started to move his arms. He flexed one gingerly, then winced when he tried to raise the other. Chris Nelson was the sort of person who rescued baby birds and felt guilty about stepping on ants. She cried when people were hurt on television, and sent money to aid starving children, but she found it difficult to muster any sympathy for the man standing in front of her. He was so big and capable looking, and so aggressive. He was so roguishly shabby. And he silently emanated a casually checked sexuality that she suspected could knock her socks off if she gave it half a chance.