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I DEDICATE THIS BOOK TO MY SISTER , DEBRA, WHOS ALWAYS BEEN
MY ROCK, AND MY MOTHER . PREEYA, WHO CAME BACK INTO MY
LIFE OVER THE COURSE OF WRITING THIS BOOK .
Foreword
BY MARGARET CHO
I think that porn stars and stand-up comedians have a lot in common. Were both looking for a physical reaction from our audiencebodies flooding with endorphins and people feeling good in the dark. And laughter, like orgasms, can be faked, but its always better if it isnt. Laughter can feel like short, abbreviated climaxesorgasms in miniatureand porn, like a good laugh, can make you wet your pants. At least, that is the hope.
Tera Patrick and I have even more in common than the porn/ comedy thing. We are both women who decided to go forward and forge our own path, leaving behind a culture that urged women to be silent and subservient. Teras story and mine are different in the details, but I love hearing about her journey because essentially we both came from the same placeinvisibility.
I remember when I was six years old and I came to the bitter understanding that I was not white. Even though I was too young to have seen The Brady Bunch in its heyday, I never missed the reruns that played on a seemingly continuous loop on TV after school. I was obsessed with Cindy Bradys blond hair, which glistened like gold ropes on either side of her head. I begged my mother to braid my hair in the same style, but no matter what she did, it never looked the same. I asked my mother why my straight black hair didnt look like spun gold on the shoulders of an angel. She said simply, Because you dont have blond hair. Because we are not white. This realization was shattering. To know that I didnt look like the people on TV made me think that I would never be on TV. Never seeing anyone like myself out there made me feel like I didnt exist.
In this book youll learn that when Tera was a little Asian girl, she looked up to a blond goddess of her own: Marilyn Monroe. But what Tera realized even then was that it wasnt Marilyns blond hair that mattered. It was her power, and the fact that the whole world couldnt stop looking.
When I got older and started doing stand-up comedy, comics and other people in the business warned me about being too sexual: Dont be sexy. Be cute. I never understood that. People always thought I was sexy, and I talked a lot about sex onstage, so why was it wrong to have people want to have sex with me? I am glad for it every time it happens. I came to understand that people viewed womens sexuality, especially an empowered womans sexuality, as a threat. I believe this is what makes Tera Patricks contribution to society tremendously important. Tera Patrickas an Asian-American porn starhas shattered what people expected and demanded from Asian-American women. Because of her, we are seen in our entirety. We are seen as whole. Not only our beautiful faces and bodies but the forbidden things that we were not allowed to show, our sexuality and our desire.
Tera, as a businesswoman, also defies the stereotype of the porn star as victim. She owns and runs a global empire that goes way beyond her work as a porn star. She manages so many careers, its hard to keep up. Porn performer, actress, lingerie designer, talk-show host, producer, director, CEO, etc. Shes proof that yesyou can have it all, and then some. Tera Patrick is a true icon of our time, a fantastic example of the power of femininity, sexuality, and intelligence.
I love that she has decided to tell her story in this book, and so honored to be a small part of it. Its a story that needs to be told because I think that the world would be a better place if we could all grow up to be like Tera Patrick.
Prologue
I woke up in the psych ward at St. Vincents Hospital in Manhattan strapped to my bed, confused, disoriented, scared, and thinking, How did I get here? What have I done? What went down in the previous hours started coming back to me piecemeal, but to this day the night remains one big, blurred, fucked-up nightmare. My brain filled in the missing parts of the night with hallucinations; I have visions of being bundled into a straightjacket and taken away in an ambulance. But according to people who were there, it didnt happen that way. That was all in my warped mind. What actually happened might be even worse. The man who loved me and who I loved the most had to duct tape my hands behind my back to stop me from further hurting myself and him. He had to have me committed to a mental ward of a hospital to save my life.
As I scratched and clawed my way through Evans Brooklyn loft just hours earlier, the only thought in my mind was to end this. I wanted to end my misery and I wanted to end my life. I couldnt handle any of it anymore. But Evan stayed strong because he knew I was worth saving. Evan took my punches, dodged the heavy objects I hurled at him, suffered through my relentless scratching, and he did the one thing he knew to do: stop the madness and get me help.
I dont remember the ride in his Suburban over to the hospital. I dont remember Dr. Lugo talking Evan through what to do. I dont remember entering the hospital or being checked into the psychiatric ward. I dont remember being strapped to a gurney and the cops questioning Evan about the nights events. I just remember waking up the next morning in lockdown in the place where they keep the most dangerous mental patients. Was I mental? I didnt believe it. My emotions had taken over my thought process, and I was reduced to questioning everything around me and not being able to make sense of any of it.
The psych ward frightened me. I was just a porn chick going through a rough time trying to get out of my contract. Why was I in a room behind locked doors that doctors had to be buzzed in and out of? Why was I in a room with four beds with a variety of women whom I did not relate to, who were not like me? The girl in the bed next to me was a black girl younger than me who had tried to kill herself. She was obsessed with shrimp parmesan and her sister would bring it to her daily, and every day shed offer me some and each time Id say no. To this day, the sight of shrimp parmesan sends chills up my spine. I wasnt there to make friends. At first, I wanted nothing to do with the place or anyone in it.
In the bed next to her was a Middle Eastern girl with black curly hair and a flashlight shed shine around the room after the lights went out. She didnt talk much, but she did mumble her prayers a lot. I would pretend not to hear her. She scared me. I overheard the nurses say that she had delusions about becoming a suicide bomber and thats why she was in the ward. The bed at the end was host to a revolving array of patients whom I dont really remember.
The reality of the night before started coming back to me, and bits and pieces were told to me. I realized that Id had a major meltdown. A psychotic break. A suicide attempt. I was inconsolable. I was out of my mind. There was no talking me off the ledge this time, as Evan had done before.