Trouble in Paradise
Copyright 2014 by Slavoj iek
First published in Great Britain in 2014 by
Allen Lane, an imprint of Penguin Books
First Melville House printing: August 2015
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To Jelaa messiah who arrived just in time.
CONTENTS
Crisis, what crisis?Breaking eggs without getting an omeletteNow we know who John Galt is!Being-towards-debt as a way of life
Freedom in the cloudsVampires versus zombiesThe cynics naivetyThe obscene underside of the LawSuperego; or, the prohibited prohibition
Deaths on the NileDemands and moreThe fascination of sufferingRage and depression in the global villageMamihlapinatapeiLenin in Ukraine
Back to the economy of giftThe wound of EurocentrismA, not G flatTowards a new MasterThe right of distress
Batman, Joker, BaneTraces of utopiaViolence, which violence?Weathermens family valuesOut of malttukbakgi
INTRODUCTION
Divided we stand!
Trouble in Paradise, Ernst Lubitschs 1932 masterpiece, is the story of Gaston and Lily, a couple of happy burglars robbing the rich, whose life gets complicated when Gaston falls in love with Mariette, one of their wealthy victims. The lyrics of the song heard during the opening credits provide a definition of the trouble alluded to, as does the image that accompanies the song: first we see the words trouble in, then beneath these words a large double bed appears, and then, over the surface of the bed, in large letters, paradise. So paradise is the paradise of a full sexual relationship: Thats paradise / while arms entwine and lips are kissing / but if theres something missing / that signifies / trouble in paradise. To put it in a brutally direct way, trouble in paradise is Lubitschs name for il ny a pas de rapport sexuel.
So where is the trouble in paradise in Trouble in Paradise? There is a fundamental ambiguity about this key point. The first answer that imposes itself is this: although Gaston loves Lily as well as Mariette, the true paradisiacal sexual relationship would have been the one with Mariette, which is why it is this relationship that has to remain impossible and unfulfilled. This lack of fulfilment confers on the films end a touch of melancholy: all the laughter and boisterousness of the films last minute, all the merry display of the partnership between Gaston and Lily, only fills in the void of this melancholy. Does Lubitsch not point in this direction with the repeated shot of the big empty double bed in Mariettes house, a shot which recalls the empty bed during the films credits? There is, however, also the possibility of the exactly opposite reading:
The beauty of this reading is that paradisiacal innocence is located in the glamorous and dynamic life of crime, so that the Garden of Eden is equated with the underworld while the call of high-society respectability is equated with the snakes temptation. However, this paradoxical reversal is easily explained by Gastons sincere and raw outburst, the first and only one in the film, enacted with no elegance or ironic distance, after Mariette refuses to call the police when he tells her that the chairman of the board of her company has for years been systematically stealing millions from her. Gastons reproach is that, while Mariette is immediately ready to call the police when an ordinary burglar like him steals from her a comparatively small amount of money or wealth, she is ready to turn a blind eye when a member of her own respectable high class steals millions. Is Gaston here not paraphrasing Brechts famous statement, What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? What is a direct robbery like those of Gaston and Lily compared to the theft of millions in the guise of obscure financial operations?
There is, however, another aspect that has to be noted here: is Gastons and Lilys life of crime really so full of glamour and risks? Beneath the surface glamour of their thievery, arent the two of them a quintessential bourgeois couple, conscientious professional types with expensive tastesyuppies before their time. Gaston and Mariette, on the other hand, are the really romantic pair, the adventurous and G. K. Chesterton noted how the detective story
keeps in some sense before the mind the fact that civilization itself is the most sensational of departures and the most romantic of rebellions When the detective in a police romance stands alone, and somewhat fatuously fearless amid the knives and fists of a thieves kitchen, it does certainly serve to make us remember that it is the agent of social justice who is the original and poetic figure, while the burglars and foot-pads are merely placid old cosmic conservatives, happy in the immemorial respectability of apes and wolves. The romance of the police is based on the fact that morality is the most dark and daring of conspiracies.
Is this not also the best definition of Gaston and Lily? Are these two burglars not living in their paradise before the fall into ethical passion? What is crucial here is the parallel between crime (theft) and sexual promiscuity: what if, in our postmodern world of ordained transgression, in which the marital commitment is perceived as ridiculously out of time, those who cling to it are the true subversives? What if, today, straight marriage is the most dark and daring of all transgressions? This, exactly, is also the underlying premise of Lubitschs Design for Living: a woman leads a satisfied, calm life with two men; as a dangerous experiment, she tries single marriage; however, the attempt miserably fails, and she returns to the safety of living with two men, so that the overall result can be paraphrased in the above-quoted Chestertons words:
marriage itself is the most sensational of departures and the most romantic of rebellions. When the couple of lovers proclaim their marriage vows, alone and somewhat fatuously fearless amid the multiple temptations to promiscuous pleasures, it does certainly serve to make us remember that it is marriage which is the original and poetic figure, while cheaters and participants in orgies are merely placid old cosmic conservatives, happy in the immemorial respectability of promiscuous apes and wolves. The marriage vow is based on the fact that marriage is the most dark and daring of sexual excesses.
A homologous ambiguity is at work in the basic political choice we are confronting today. Cynical conformism tells us that emancipatory ideals of more equality, democracy and solidarity are boring and even dangerous, leading to a grey, overregulated society, and that our true and only paradise is the existing corrupted capitalist universe. Radical emancipatory engagement starts from the premise that it is the capitalist dynamics which are boring, offering more of the same in the guise of constant change, and that the struggle for emancipation is still the most daring of all ventures. Our goal is to argue for this second option.
There is a wonderful French anecdote about a British snob visiting Paris, who pretends to understand French. He goes to an expensive restaurant in Quartier Latin and, when asked by the waiter, Hors doeuvre?, replies: No, Im not out of work, I earn enough to be able to afford to eat here! Any suggestions for an appetizer? The waiter proposes raw ham: