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Three novellas filled with humor and insight by one of Americas modern literary masters. In , Elkin tells the story of the criminal, the lovelorn, and the grieving, each searching desperately for fulfillmentwhile on the verge of receiving much more than they bargained for. Infused with Elkins signature wit and richly drawn characters, The Bailbondsman, The Making of Ashenden, and The Condominium are the creations of a literary virtuoso at the pinnacle of his craft. This ebook features rare photos and never-before-seen documents from the authors estate and from the Stanley Elkin archives at Washington University in St. Louis.

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Stanley Elkin

Searches & Seizures

One for Phil and one for Bernie and one for Molly

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I began this collection of short novels with no idea that this was what I was doing. Having just finished a full-size novel, The Dick Gibson Show, I thought it would be good to write a short story, something I had not attempted since 1964. I am a slow writer, and a nervous one, and the story I started I worked at diligently but without conviction for three months. Then a friend told me an anecdote about a friend of his who maintains a sort of zoo for his own amusement, whereupon I abandoned the story and undertook to write The Making of Ashenden. It got longer than I had expected, and when I finished it I saw that I had written a novella.

But I was hooked; I had enjoyed writing the novella, enjoyed (Im talking now about the writers always minimal pleasure) writing at that length more than at any other. Hence, when an interviewer asked me about my next book, on the spur of the moment I told him I was working on a collection of novellas. I wasnt, but as soon as I said it I knew it was something I really wanted to do.

The second to be written was The Condominium and, sadly, it was inspired by my attendance at the funeral of an aunt I loved very much. The events in the story have nothing to do with my aunt, but as I sat shivah in the bungalow in New Jersey where I had spent my summers when I was a boy, I found myself brooding about the relationship between the houses people live in and their bodies.

The third story was The Bailbondsman. It was written in London, and it came to me virtually all at once when I saw the word bailbondsman in a sentence in a book; for some reason the word I mean the wordfrightened me, as it still does.

Since this is a collection of novellas, I tried, once I knew what I was doing, to link the stories thematically or, to be more precise, to link them through some sort of thematic progression, which explains my decision to arrange them as I have here. Thus, all three stories have certain characteristics in common. In each case the protagonist is a bachelor (at one time I had thought of calling the collection Eligible Men), and each is concerned in one way or another though very differently with death. Images recur from story to story, though these images are intended to shift their meanings with their contexts.

Go, little book

STANLEY ELKIN

The Bailbondsman

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THIS BUCK NIGGER comes running up calling my name. Mist Main, Mist Main, hes yelling. He looks familiar but I cant place him, so right theres my clue. Because I know everybody I have had dealings with, their names and faces, their heights and weights, each identifying characteristic, every wart and all pimples, perfect pitch for human shape and their voices in my head like catchy tunes. What a witness I would make, a police artists dream with my eye for detail, the crease of their gloves and the shine on their shoes like so many square inches of masterpiece in an art historians noggin. Not male Caucasian, mid-twenties, sandy hair and slightly built, five foot ten inches and between 130 and 135 pounds. Thats given, thats understood; I do that like the guess-your-age-and-weight man at the fair. But the weave of his trousers and the pinch of his hat, which hole he buckles his belt and the wave in his hair like the force number on the Beaufort scale. A marksmans eye for his pupils and its length to a fraction of the cuff rolled back on his sweater. I have by heart the wrinkles on his trousers and know the condition of his heels like a butcher his fillets. Everything. The roller coaster of his flies when he sits, where his hands get dirty, which teeth need attention, the sunsets on his fingernails. Everything.

Mist Main, Mist Main.

But I forget. When its finished I forget, chuck it in the minds wastebasket as youd throw away a phone number in your wallet when it no longer has meaning. Well, what am I? The rogues gallery? A computer bank? Must I walk around with sin like a stuffed nose? Of course I forget. But something familiar, tip-of-your-tongue, like at least you recognize the number is your own handwriting.

Mist Main?

So what does it cost me to be polite? Dat you, Rastus? Dat you, boy, sho nuff?

Mist Main, its Billy. Billy Basket.

Or go along with him for a while? Billy Basket, you old field hand, you fuckin cotton chopper, you. How you doin, muthah? Gimme skin, gimme five, put er there, my man. He sticks out his paw but I dont take it. I dont shake hands. I will handcuff myself to anyone regardless of race, creed or color because thats business, but I wont shake hands. I dislike holding men.

I seen you cross the hall and I wanted to tell you hello and thank you.

Court is about to be convened. Sure thing, I say, see you later, alligator.

Dont you remember me? You went my bail last year. You believed in me when they said I done that rape.

Yeah, sure. I try to see the good side in everybody. Now I remember. I do. Couldnt place you there for a minute. Now I see the size of the cock on you it all comes back. You guys are really hung, you know that? Like pictures, like drapes in palaces. See you, kid. Next time you get into trouble. Now you know the way.

I take off. Basket calls after me. I wanted you to know in case you missed it in the papers, he says as I slip into the courtroom, they found the guy who done it. They cleared my name. I was innocent all along, just like you believed.

Innocent? Guilty? What difference does it make? Six of one, half dozen of the other. As a matter of fact, innocence is bad for business, a pain in the ass. Stuff the jails I say, crowd them. Shove in the innocent with the guilty. I dont want to see educational programs in the pens, I dont want to know from rehabilitation. That shit knocks down recidivism. Shorter sentences, thats something else, a different story entirely. Shorter sentences are good for business. That gets em back on the streets again, the villains and stickup guys. Thats what we call turnover, and Im all for it. Billy Basket is making me late for the hearings. I might not get a good seat. Adams or Klein or Fetterman will be over the prospects Ive spotted like the muggers.

Go, go, I tell him. The suns shining, the parks are full of white girls with their heads on the grass and their skirts hiked. Near bushes they lie, tanning their titties. What the hell you doing here, you dark fool? Go. Run, Spot! Run in the park!

Im Alexander Main the Bailbondsman. I go surety. Generous as a godfather or an uncle in films, each day paying out pledge like a rope in the sea, flying my streamers of confidence. Like the bunting of anniversary my cracking pennants of assurance. Dealing in signature, notarys round Braille, in triplicates engaged, fair copy, dotted line where my penciled xs (never omitted: there, levitating like a phenomenon, a chipper fragment of askew alphabet above those two and a half inches of devastating dots at the bottom of the contract, drawing the attention, rubbing their noses in it, even the hard guys and two-time losers, even the saboteurs, and people finally out of aliases who havent used their real names in years who can barely remember them but who use them now, you can bet) pull their names like trumps. Signed, sealed and deliverance.

I love a contract like the devil, admire the tall paper and the small print I mean the print, the lawful shapes and stately content. Forget word games, secret clause, forget hidden meaning and ambiguity, all those dense thickets of type where the fast ones lie like lost balls. Your forest-for-the-trees crap is myth, the suckers special pleading. Ill fuck you in letters nine feet high if Ive a mind. I beat no one with loophole. Everything spelled out, all clear, aboveboard as chessmen: truth in advertising and a language even the dishonest understand. No, Im talking the

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