Jack O'Connell - Box Nine

Talk to God. Clean up your slate. The Rapture is coming and your time is running out. Mary is doing all she can to hold back the hand of her son. All but the elect will be chastised.

Lenore lowers the orange foam headphones to her neck and shuts off the radio. Ray, the born-again Nazi from WQSG, has kicked into another screaming rant, another variation on his normal tirade against communism, Satan, and Mayor Welbys latest budget proposals.

She shouldnt have brought the radio in the first place. Its too distracting, a piece of equipment without a purpose. But the thought of spending another night listening to Zarelli debate divorce was too much. It exceeded her tolerance level. She had a hunch things could get ugly if she didnt take some kind of preventive action.

But listening to Ray rasp and suck air till hes overcome and close to vomiting is no solution.

So she sends her partner, Zarelli, across the street early, tells him to look for any surprises, and attempts to concentrate on her food. Shes eating some kind of rice and raw tuna dish out of a carton. Its cold and she has no idea whether its supposed to be served this way or if Zarelli was just suckered again, handed a cold carton of last nights house special out of a kitchen doorway. She can picture a trio of teenage Chinese dishwashers, soaked aprons sticking to their legs, pocketing Zarellis money and laughing for the balance of their shift.

Its the Monday before Thanksgiving and Lenore is in the basement of a slaughterhouse called Brasilia Beef, sitting on a splintery shipping crate in the boiler room, hidden behind a double oil tank and an enormous, ancient monster of a cast-iron furnace. This is her third night in the basement. Shes listening for sounds, distant voices. Shes anticipating the noise of a business transaction, a semi-friendly deal, earnest handshakes over platters of marinated monkey livers and shooters of bourbon.

Across the street from the slaughterhouse is the Plain Jar Caf, a new Laotian bar and grill. The place is owned by a new player that everyone calls Cousin Mo. It may or may not be a fresh money bin for a new company setting up in the Park. So far theres been no way to cross-check this information.

Zarelli is sitting at the bar of the Plain Jar. Zarellis supposed to be sipping club sodas, but when he dropped off her supper, Lenore could smell booze. Now shes starting to think she should have been the one inside the bar. But Zarellis so bad with the equipment, what he calls the machines, and lately hes taken to dozing on stakeout.

Earlier in the night, they managed to wire Zarelli with a voice-activated mike. The tech guys promised Lenore it was the latest thing. She didnt bother to tell them that the equipment shes most worried about is her partner. Right now, Cousin Mo and his meatboys could be sacrificing infants at the other end of the bar and Zarelli would talk right through it, choke himself spitting out his newest jokes about feminists and Orientals.

She pictures him now, her partner and lover, elbows planted on the bar, a long teak slab resting on a pedestal thats hand-carved to look like a parade of elephants, all attached, tail to trunk. She sees him fire a punch line to the barkeep, then fit his mouth around another Genesee cream ale. As always, hes dressed in this sport coat that might as well have orange neon across the back blinking Im a cop, Im a cop.

She looks down at her own lap and has to smile. Shes got on the leather miniskirt that Zarellis so hot for and a pink tank top under a denim jacket. Its a challenge finding the right outfit, hitting the perfect note between enough sleaze and not too much theatrics. Last night, sitting on the same crates, Zarelli said to her, Jesus, you were born to wear clothes like that. She responded by throwing a water chestnut at him. She caught him in the eye. He said it stung all night and she said, Its just a reminder not to be stupid.

But she knows no amount of eye-poking will help. Zarellis a stupid guy. Its a fact of nature. Nothing can be done.

The problem with dressing like a hooker, she decides, is that theres no place to put the gun. You can tape a razor up high on the thigh, then spend the rest of the night hesitant about sitting down, a little worried that the only blood you draw might be your own. And besides, down in the Park a razor just isnt going to be enough. In fact, at this time of the night in Bangkok Park, a razor is probably worse than nothing at all. Its all taunt and threat and no backup. No delivery. So shes got a small.38 jammed into the pocket of the denim jacket.

She puts down her carton and fits the black department headphones over her ears. How many nights has she wasted just like this, alone in some basement or attic, waiting hours for some word, some information, a clear sentence from the mouth of another rookie broker overstimulated by speed and the legend of Cortez? Every other week it seems, some new player moves into the Park and wants to kick Cortez off the top of the hill. Last week, Zarelli gave her five-to-one odds that Cousin Mo would be dead before he could take delivery on his new Mercedes. Lenore shook off the bet.

Lenore has her own theories about Cortez, the king of Bangkok Park. Shes got ideas that dont jibe with the legend, hunches she wont share anymore. Everyone in the department, Miskewitz included, thinks Cortez is headed for the Cartel Hall of Fame. Lenore thinks this may not be the case, that theres both more and less to Cortez than the current myth allows for.

Through the headphones comes the sound of a door opening and a volley of unintelligible talk interspersed with a high-pitched laugh. Lenore puts her hands to her ears and wishes shed listened to that Intro to Laotian cassette she bought mail-order. Clearly theres someone in the bar besides Zarelli who enjoys a good, filthy joke.

The sound quality surprises her. Shell have to pat a few backs tomorrow. Usually, shes trying to pick incriminating syllables out of a garbled hiss of grunts and coughs. Tonight, the words come pretty sharp and clear, and she cant translate even one into English. She thinks irony should be added to death and taxes as one more certainty in life.

Whats this? Sit? You want me to sit down?

Its Zarellis voice. Hes giving his nervousness away like free advice.

Is there a language problem here? I assumed wed all speak English. Am I wrong here?

Cousin Mo speaks English like the Queen. But he probably thinks this is a smart business tactic, rattling the customer. First sign of a short-term player. Cortez will eat this guy inside a month.

Is there any chance of getting a translator?

The whole room laughs.

I say something funny?

Finally, Cousin Mo speaks:

Could you do me a favor, Mr. Watt?

A favor?

A very simple request.

Yeah. Request?

Could you please unbutton your shirt?

My shirt?

If you would indulge me.

Lenore pulls the headphones off and starts running to the street, thinking, Zarelli should come with a warning. She stops herself from bolting into the Plain Jar, looks down the length of Voegelin Street, and sees two girls in front of El Topo. She looks to the doorway of the Plain Jar and makes her decision, runs to El Topo, and pulls a wad of bills from her jeans jacket pocket.

One of the girls is Hispanic, the other a tall Grace Jones type, all cheekbone and leg. The Hispanic girl is shaking her head, saying, No, honey, you want Melinda, as Lenore counts off two hundred dollars in tens and twenties. She pulls off her wristwatch, holds it out, and says, Look, cant argue. This is a real Movado. You can have it and the cash. I need you for ten minutes. You wont even have to take off your shoes.