Curt Leviant - Kafka's Son

1. Call me Amschl

2. This is a true story

3. Two letters shaped my early years

4. Call me Franz

5. Summary of beginnings

6. Literary infinity

7. Eldridge Street Shul meetings

Call me Amschl.

All right, so dont call me Amschl.* Nobody does anyway. Except when Im called up to the Torah by my Hebrew name: Amschl ben Moshe.

* pronounced AHM-shl

This is a true story.

True story!?*

Humbug.

Im sorry I yoked these two words that invariably begin late medieval Jewish folktales, even though I like the phrase true story for its literary ring, its trisyllabic succinctness, a kind of rite de passage into a make-believe world where beneficent ghosts what else? theyre Jewish often play a part.

But back to true story.

True story, lets face it, is a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron like weather forecaster (the only people in the workforce who, like presidential advisors, are paid for constantly being wrong).

True story, indeed. You have to be either an ox or a moron to hold credible that coupling. True story belongs in the same oxymoronic oxcart with dark light, sweet lemon, military intelligence.

Either a narrative is true or its a story.

It cannot be both.

Period.

End of story.

But you know what?

Come to think of it

I changed my mind. I just said a narrative is either true or its a story; it cannot be both.

On second thought, mine can.

And is.

A true story.

* Or: True story?!

Two letters shaped my early years. Isnt it strange to have part of the alphabet influence your life? Heres where true becomes story and story becomes true.

The letter was K.

But thats only one letter, you say. Whats the other? The other was also K. One K for Danny; the other, Franz.*

Now one doesnt readily draw a line or connect the dots between Danny K and Franz K. But with me they are inextricably linked. Heres how:

In my teens and up through my first year or so in college, people said I looked like the first K. They said I moved like him, had his gestures, his ease of mimicry, his comic timing. Who knows? Perhaps in admiring even adoring him so much from childhood, something rubbed off. For a while I could actually get away with saying I was Danny Ks son. Truth is, I loved his films and personal appearances long before people (usually girls) told me of the resemblance. I danced well, had a good sense of humor, sang, and eventually learned to imitate his double-talk and to lip-sync his greased lightning presto Russian composers song, which I would perform at college parties. When I was a youngster, my beloved Uncle Monia, a lifelong bachelor like the other K, would take me to see Danny K in person in New York. We would arrive at the theater in time to see the stage show even now as I write this, the excitement of seeing Danny come out slowly from the wings as if teasing the audience, a smile on his face, his quirky, little boys giggle, and a wave of laughter and applause fills the theater, even now I feel the thrill and anticipation overwhelm me and then we see the feature film, and then rapture! stay for another stage show, which with Danny K was entirely different from the first show. (In those days, they didnt clear the movie theater after each show like they do now. Also, in those days, we had more time on our hands. We were able to stretch time, expand time, save time.) Oh, the joy of seeing Danny K twice.

Years later, when I was grown, I saw him in person, when he had a show on Broadway. How did I get to see him, me, a guy whom Danny K had never heard of? First, I wrote to his publicist in Hollywood, but she turned me down. Then I called the New York theater house manager, said Id spoken to someone at the studio and they said to contact him, that itd be okay since I was a filmmaker. The house manager, a decent chap, told me to address the envelope to him and he would see that Danny gets it. I wrote Danny c/o the theater manager and included an ad for my documentary film about Sholom Aleichems children. I figured: one Jewish humorist to another, and wrote that I want to present him with a video of my first documentary, which I had made last year.

To my good fortune, the manager wrote back inviting me to visit Danny after one of his Wednesday matinees to just come to the stage door with this letter.

Danny K welcomed me in a light blue robe, as if hed just taken a shower after the show. I was surprised how tall he was. For in his films one never got a handle on his height. Maybe because he never stood still. I thought I was tall and lanky but Danny, at six foot two, towered over me. He was very cordial, asked me to be seated, and expressed an interest in how a very young filmmaker had made the Sholom Aleichem documentary. We chatted a few minutes more and then, realizing how exhausted he must be after a performance, I thanked him and said goodbye. Only after I left did a flood of questions I should have asked him inundate me.

The moments I had with him slipped away like a trout in water. I wanted to relive, replay my time with Danny, but all I was left with was a fading, vacuous aura and a vague hunger for more. Even as I shut the door behind me I already felt a strange sense of loss, palpable as pain.

Like Danny K, I had a long aquiline nose, light brown wavy hair combed straight back, although his hair had a more reddish tinge. During my second or third year in college, my hair darkened and my features sharpened. With shorter hair my ears protruded somewhat. Even my humor became more serious.

I became more interested in books and literature than patter songs and imitating Danny K. People (different people from the aforementioned) began saying I resembled the other K. My God, you could be Ks son, they told me. Well, I am, I would joke, parlaying my old other K routine with just a change of first name. Actually, my beloved Uncle Monia looked more like Franz K than I did. He could have passed for Ks son, for his resemblance to K was far stronger than mine.

If character is fate, as Paracelsus or is it Heraclitus? once wrote, then looks is not a distant second. What, or whom, you look like can also direct, or at least influence, your path in life.

In fact, the affinity to the other K seemed so strong (in other peoples eyes, not mine) that a wonderful gym teacher I had in college, Mr. Schuman was his name, once spoke to me about it.

One September, in the beginning of my junior year, he told me: Boy, have you grown over the summer! And youve changed too. You look like and he stopped. Have you read anything by Franz K?

Now theres an oxymoron: a gym teacher who likes literature.

Sure.

Ever see a picture of him? Mr. Schuman asked me.

No.

Well, find one and youll see you look like him. Tall. On the thin side. High cheekbones. Serious demeanor. Even, no offense meant, slightly protruding ears.

I looked through biographies and found a photograph of K as a young man. I wondered if I too should sport a derby and an old-fashioned, rounded high-collar white shirt to enhance the resemblance.

A few years later I bumped into Mr. Schuman at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, which was presenting the Czech National Theaters staging of