Roosh V - Don’t Bang Denmark: How to Sleep with Danish Women in Denmark (If You Must)

Roosh V

2011 by Roosh V

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Denmark Background

Danish Culture

The Governments Role As Mother AndFather

The Biggest Cockblocker In The World

Which City To Visit?...

Logistics

Doing Denmark On The Cheap

Body & Appearance

Personality & Vibe

Types Of Danish Girls

Approach Index

Internet Game

Day Game

Night Game

Additional Game Analysis

The Ditch Move

The Danish, Swedish, and Icelandic Girls

Drama, Vodka, Sex, and Blood

Lodging

Daytime

Nighttime

The Bottom Line

Why Denmark? Thats a question Ive beenasked several dozen times by both Danes and Americans. The answerIve been giving has never proved satisfactory to my listener. Itgoes something like this:

When I lived in Rio, one of my roommates was aDanish guy named Henrik who I got along great with. When we bothleft the city, he told me to come by Copenhagen one day. I promisedhim that I would, and I fulfilled that promise at the same time Ibecame curious about Scandinavia.

If Henrik had been a girl instead of a guy,that story might have been romantic, but the truth is that my visitto Denmark was just about visiting a friend in a part of the worldI wanted to learn more about. Spending so much time in SouthAmerica had left me aching for Europe, so after two fun months inIceland, I decided that another two months in Denmark would be agreat experience.

I was wrong.

It took about three weeks for my friendshipwith Henrik to sour. At about the same time, I realized thatDenmark had absolutely nothing I wanted. Stuck in a short-termlease I was reluctant to break, I went on to endure one of theleast enjoyable times of my life outside the United States. While Idont regret anything Ive done in life, I do wish I had listenedto all the guys who told me to visit Sweden instead.

My goal with this book is to help men whoeither are in the unfortunate predicament of having to visitDenmark or who want a newfound appreciation for their own deficientculture. This book is a warning of how bad things can get for asingle man looking for feminine, beautiful, sexy women.

Since Denmark is so small, I will generalizefor the entire country based on my stay in its capital, Copenhagen.Prepare to read the most angry book Ive ever written.

Denmark Background

Denmark is a modern first-world country withold European charm. Its safe, clean, and contains all the fineamenities youd expect from a wealthy Scandinavian country.Copenhagen is no exception, but the problem is that there isnt awhole lot more to say about it. Its very pleasant and picturesque,but excels in nothing. The nightlife is mediocre. The women arebelow mediocre. The food is below mediocre. The prices are skyhigh. The public transportation system is extensive, but expensivewhen compared to other European cities. Supposedly it has the bestrestaurant in the world, a ludicrous title, but other than thattheres nothing I can think of that would entice you to visit.

The one thing Ive found that Denmarkperforms above average in is bicycle paths. Bicycles are like areligion. Thanks to Copenhagens flat terrain, the bike has becomethe main mode of transportation for Danish people, even when goingout at night.

I was able to procure a bike during my stay,but I never got used to riding it all the time, especially atnight. One reason is that when I lived in my dads basement, I hadto ride my old college bike to and from the subway station onweekend nights because I was too poor to afford a taxi. Riding abike at night has negative connotations for me.

Id tell Danish people that if you rode yourbike to a club in Washington DC, youd be pegged as a loser, but inDenmark everyone does it so you dont sustain a negative hit invalue. I actually wished that riding bikes at night would beconsidered shameful because it fucks up logistics when it comes tothe one-night stand, as Ill explain later.

While its kind of cool that you see dozensof drunk people riding their bikes at 5:00 a.m. on Saturdaymorning, youd better believe that fewer girls are wearing heels ortight clothing because of it. Girls riding their bikes at night istruly the antithesis of sexiness. When I see a group of four girlson their wheels, it makes me think of when I was a kid and used toride my bike with friends to the 7-Eleven to get a Slurpee. Inother words, its not boner inducing.

Therefore, I declare that the type of peoplewho will love Denmark the most are those who like riding bicycles,day or night. Other than that, I cant recommend Denmark. If yourereading this right now, do all that you can to get out of yourtrip, because I doubt youll enjoy it. Denmark is one of the fewplaces that made me miss America, and as you may already know, Ireally dont like America.

One big problem with Denmark is the weather.The winter is long and dark, with the whole month of Decemberseeing only forty-two hours of sunlight. Pussy literally goes intohibernation, as I got to experience upon my still-cold Marcharrival. Not until the weather warmed up slightly in late April didI start slaying Danish women, making me feel almost like I was in adifferent country compared to when I first arrived.

Ill admit that summer wasnt entirely bad.The women started to dress more provocatively and were friendlier,but it still sucked compared to just about anywhere else (evenWashington DC is more fun in the summer months). You also have tounderstand that summer in Denmark means three months when theaverage high stays under seventy degrees Fahrenheit. I think mostpeople would consider that spring. If you insist on experiencingshitty weather then at least go to Iceland, where the women arecuter.

Copenhagen is so generic that I dont knowwhat else to tell you. Just imagine a plain European city thatoffends no one and has a lot of bicycles.

Danish Culture

Denmark is one of those countries that sawglory several hundred years ago, lost its power, and thenreinvented itself into a mostly pacifist nanny state. Thanks to itsparticipation in the NATO alliance, Denmark has reasonably lowmilitary expenditures thatwith its high tax ratesallow it todivert funds into social programs, in which it ranks among the bestin the world.

The Danish welfare state is admirable: everycitizen receives fully covered cradle-to-grave services. A Danishperson has no idea what it feels like to not have medical care orfree access to university education. They have no fear of becominghomeless or permanently jobless. The governments soothing handwill catch everyone as they fall. To an American like myself,brainwashed to believe that you need to earn things like basichealth care or education by working your ass off, it was quite ashock.

The biggest surprise was that the Danishgovernment pays people to attend university for both undergraduateand graduate degrees. In addition to having health care costscovered and access to cheap rent, all students receive at least a$1,000 a month stipend to attend class. Along with part-time jobsthat pay high wages, the average Danish twenty-something lives apretty comfortable life getting educated to eventually follow astraightforward career path in a country where nearly fullemployment seems to be the rule.