Disclaimer
This book and all information contained within it ARE NOT intended to diagnose or treat any medical condition. This information is notto be construed as medical advice.
This books purpose is to give writers a more realistic glimpse into the way bodies, injuries, and healthcare providers actually work, and the treatment that theoretical, fictional charactersmay or may not receive. Much of the information is my best guess and what I can learn from (necessarily) brief research. Do not do this shit at home.
If you choose to ignore the fact that this book is intended to discuss fictional, not-real, hypothetical medical situations, by reading it, you agree to hold me completely blameless in any consequences that should occur.
Do not read this and think that you can save a life in the street, or that you can avoid seeing your doctor because I said so, or that you can treat anything whatsoever. I will laugh at you. If you have a medical emergency, call 911 (or the emergency services number in your area). If you are sick, go see a doctor. Do not try to treat yourself or anyone else based on anything in this book.
This eBook expresses my views alone and does not reflect the views of any employer, agency, hospital, or training organization where I have worked or trained.
Seriously, folks. Please dont sue me. That would suck.
Welcome to
Blood on the Page
Introduction
Hey there! I'm Samantha Keel. Welcome to Blood on the Page.
This book is a companion book to Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Stories. While you can read each without the other, they're like peanut butter and jelly, cake and punch, cider and rum: they go together. Each is nice on its own, but put them together and they're more than the sum of their parts.
Maim Your Charactersexists to help you decide howto use injuries in stories.
Blood on the Pageis here to help you decide what injuries to use.
The research around injuries and their treatments can be stupendously challenging, because a lot of the elements are circular. We need to pick injuries based on how they affect characters, but without researching each of the injuries we might choose, we don't quite know how it will affect our characters! Aarrgh!
I get it. I'm on your side.
I'm here to help.
As a paramedic with a decade of experience, I've got a really good handle on what is and isn't a likely consequence of a given injury. I've got some injuries that are greatfor authors. I've got more that are less likely, but might fit into your story after all, writers are the regents of the unlikely.
The point of this book is to take the guesswork out of injuring your characters. It's not the be-all and end-all of medical care by any stretch of the imagination. Each entry is designed to get you as far down the track as I can, and to that end Ive tried to include as many details as I can: the sensations, the tests, the slang, the consequences.
That said, it's not perfect. It can't be. If I wanted to elaborate on every single detail of how a particular wound affects someone's life, I would have to write a book for each and every one of these.
It would also miss the point.
The point of this book is to give you the tools you need to go out and apply an injury plot to a character without worrying overmuch about realism. It's to give you the background information necessary to put aside your cares in the realm of realism and just write.
In short: Ive done the research so you don't have to. Each entry in this book will help you with the most common and straightforward versions of its topic.