Although the author has made every effort to ensure that the information and processes in this book were correct at press time, the author does not assume and hereby disclaim any liability to any party for any loss, damage, or disruption caused by errors or omissions, whether such errors or omissions result from negligence, accident, or any other cause. Perform jokes at your own risk! In regards to the "Hitting your Funny Bone" stories: these are a works of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the authors imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. They are meant to underline the points and processes of the book. The end of chapter exercises in this book have been tested in Portland, Oregon's Farm2Table Comedy class for over a year. However, the information in this book is meant to supplement, not replace, proper comedy training. Like any art involving quick wit, loud crowds, clever turns of the phrase and bright lights, telling funny jokes poses some inherent risk. The author advises readers to take full responsibility for their safety and know their limits...and to have a lot of fun!
Forward
Stand-up comedy is strange, I mean, REALLY strange. Need proof that it is strange? Tell an acquaintance that you do stand-up; and watch their reaction. Assuming they don't ask you to tell them a joke, you are generally met with a confused look. To civilians, stand up is somewhat of an enigma. It is rather abstract and confusing. Knowing how to start can be even more abstract. For most, starting means going to open mics (the gym for comedians) and building material. A common phrase among comedians is the first five. The first five are, quite simply, your first five minutes. Not just five minutes of failed one-liners though. The first five is a honed, timed, and tight set of jokes that can take a long time to develop. Though open mics are more set up to help hone a first three, having a first five can start to put you in a place where you could conceivability be on shows.
I started my comedy journey almost two years ago. As a comedy fan who had thrown around the idea of trying stand-up since I was very young. It seemed inevitable that I would eventually give it a try. Even after two years, I am relatively low on the local totem pole (though I did once advance in a comedy competition by audience vote.) I've written countless minutes of material since starting, though a lot of it has been retired. Something that I struggled with in the very beginning was allowing my voice to come through. I would write jokes that I thought others would think were funny, and would deliver them poorly. Every once in a while, though, I would get an unintentional laugh. These laughs would come not from punch lines, but set ups. It seemed as though there was something about me that was inherently funny. I know this inherent thing, now, to be my voice. It was only when I began to discover my voice that I was able to utilize it.
I had always talked about standup with Geoff. I knew that he did it, and he knew that I wanted to do it. Our comedy paths would cross in a more significant way about ten months into my comedy journey. I signed up for Geoffs class. Though I had about 6 minutes at that time that I was proud of, I wanted an excuse to write more, and work on comedy in a class environment. Open mics can be tiring for me if I am not supplementing them with some other outlet. I was unsure of how it would work initially. I only knew honing material as a grueling, late night practice. I was pleasantly surprised at how organized and flowing the class material was. I watched three individuals who either had never done comedy, or had only done it a few times in the past, go from a few ideas jotted down, to full blown seven minute sets that were performed in front of what must have been 75 people. There are many ways that one could conceptualize the comedy writing process, and many of those ways would be fruitless, but Geoff's way smoothly takes one from scared to ready to perform in six weeks. I've seen people who were once nervous with few ideas become excited to get on a stage and share the material in front of friends, family, and strangers. How do they do this? They do not do it by simply trying to be funny, they do it by finding, recognizing, and honing their voice. Geoff's material focusses on how to write, hone, and perform stand up, from the ground up and from your own perspective. No one thing makes two people the same kind of funny and it is important to remember that being funny is putting the U in Comudy.
This book does a great job at taking this material, and translating it into a How-to that can be done with others or the comfort of your own home. There could be many countless reasons that you decided to look at this book, and they are all valid. You don't have to be aspiring to work Madison Square Garden, or even be career driven, to try stand up. You just have to want to be funny, and want to be you. That is how you hit your funny bone and put the You in Comudy.
Enjoy!
Christopher Stauffer
Introduction
Life is too serious. Think of the world we are giving ourchildren, with the riots and the state of the environment. Why not lighten itup? Why not throw in a little comedy into this dark world? Your workplace needsit; your school needs it; even your cocktail parties need some laughs. Oh, soyou think that comedy is for an elite class of comedians out there? I am hereto tell you, its for everyone. If you can make your friends laugh with aclever quip or a story in your living room. You have what it takes to write andperform stand-up comedy.
This book is about writing and performing stand-up comedy ... and other things that make you swear. Over the course of this book, you will uncover how to dig into your brain for material, edit it into a coherent comedy bit, and effectively perform in front of a live audience. As a companion to this book if you sign up for the Free Hitting Your Funny Bone 6 Week Challenge at http://hitfunnybone.blogspot.com/p/6-week-challenge.html, you will receive a daily or weekly email that will give you small tasks to support you in your drive to become a funnier person. By implementing the processes in thisbook, six weeks from now you will be able do a seven-minute stand-up comedy setand make the house go bananas. It's what the world needs: YOU... making usbananas!
In 2014, as a fund-raiser, I taught a comedy class that didjust that: people went from no experience all the way to packing in all theirfriends for an amazing stand-up show where they killed it!
What if you could write jokes that would intentionally makeyour co-workers laugh? Here are some testimonials from some whove learned tohit their funny bone:
I started... basically knowingnothing about stand-up comedy other than [that] I loved it. This process helpedme create my own original material and [gave me] the confidence to perform it.
I had always wanted to trystand-up but had no idea where to start. The idea of just writing some jokes andgoing to an open mic seemed overwhelming! Geoff did a fantastic job coaching[me] through the process of stand-up, from where to find our material all theway to rehearsing and performing. It was absolutely thrilling to perform mymaterial on our Showcase nightanadrenaline rush I haven't experienced with any other type of performance. Ifyouve ever even had an inkling that you might want to try stand up, [try itnow]!