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Darynda Jones - First Grave on the Right

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A smashing, award-winning debut novel that introduces Charley Davidson: part-time private investigator and full-time Grim Reaper Charley sees dead people. Thats right, she sees dead people. And its her job to convince them to go into the light. But when these very dead people have died under less than ideal circumstances (i.e. murder), sometimes they want Charley to bring the bad guys to justice. Complicating matters are the intensely hot dreams shes been having about an Entity who has been following her all her life...and it turns out he might not be dead after all. In fact, he might be something else entirely. This is a thrilling debut novel from an exciting newcomer to the world of paranormal romantic suspense.

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For Annette My beautiful sister You are like sunshine bright - photo 1

For Annette.

My beautiful sister.

You are like sunshine:

bright,

incandescent,

and oddly irritating at times.

But what else are sisters for?

Acknowledgments

A huge, heartfelt thank-you to:

My amazing agent, Alexandra Machinist. Thank you for believing in this book and for putting up with me. Your energy is infectious. If you could bottle it, youd make a fortune.

My brilliant editor, Jennifer Enderlin. Your enthusiasm is humbling. Your hard work, inspiring. Your incredible savvy, priceless.

Every member of my family, even the unstable ones. Where would I be without such extraordinary kin? The Eakins Clans, the Duartes, the Joneses, the Campbells, the Scotts, the Swopeses, Dooley and Snick, and last but never, ever least, the Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys: Danny, Jerrdan, Casey, and our newest addition, Konner Mason. You all have my heart and undying gratitude.

The goddesses of LERA, each and every one, especially my critique goddess, Tammy Baumann.

My Ruby-Slippered Sisters, the 2009 RWA Golden Heart finalists. Your warmth and support have been invaluable. Thank you for your friendship and sisterhood.

A special thanks to those who have read my work and have lived to tell the tale. I am especially grateful for the feedback from: Annette, Dan Dan, DD, Ashlee, Tammy, Sherri, Bria, Kiki, Emily, Klisty, Gabi, Carol, Melvin, Cathy, Michael, Kit, Danielle Tanner (aka D2), and to my pimp, Quentin. I cherish all your input. And so do my books. And I have to thank Mike Davidson for his unending patience.

Speaking of those who have lived to tell the tale, a gargantuan thank-you to J.R. Ward, MaryJanice Davidson, Jayne Ann Krentz, Gena Showalter, and Kresley Cole. I cannot thank you enough. I considered sending fruit baskets, but even produce falls short when trying to express the depth of my gratitude. Thank you from the nethermost regions of my heart.

And to Mom. Hope your trip up was magical. May your hips always sway to Tom Jones. Say hey to Dad for us.

Contents

Chapter One

Better to see dead than be dead.

CHARLOTTE JEAN DAVIDSON , GRIM REAPER

Id been having the same dream for the past monththe one where a dark stranger materialized out of smoke and shadows to play doctor with me. I was starting to wonder if repetitive exposure to nightly hallucinations resulting in earth-shattering climaxes could have any long-term side effects. Death via extreme pleasure was a serious concern. The prospect led to the following dilemma: Do I seek help or buy drinks all around?

This night was no exception. I was having a killer dream that featured a set of capable hands, a hot mouth, and a creative employment of lederhosen when two external forces tried to lure me out of it. I did my darnedest to resist, but they were fairly persistent external forces. First, a frosty chill crept up my ankle, the icy caress jolting me out of my red-hot dream. I shivered and kicked out, unwilling to acknowledge the summons, then tucked my leg into the thick folds of my Bugs Bunny comforter.

Second, a soft but persistent melody played in the periphery of my consciousness like a familiar song I couldnt quite place. After a moment, I realized it was the cricketlike chime of my new phone.

With a heavy sigh, I pried open my eyes just enough to focus on the numbers glowing atop my nightstand. It was 4:34 A.M. What kind of sadist called another human being at 4:34 in the morning?

A throat cleared at the foot of my bed. I turned my attention to the dead guy standing there, then lowered my lids and asked in a gravelly voice, Can you get that?

He hesitated. Um, the phone?

Mmm.

Well, Im kind of

Never mind. I reached for the phone and grimaced as a jolt of pain ripped through me, reminding me Id been beaten senseless the night before.

Dead Guy cleared his throat again.

Hello, I croaked.

It was my uncle Bob. He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. I concentrated super duper hard on concentrating and made out three salient phrases: busy night, two homicides, ass down here. I even managed a reply, something resembling, What twirly nugget are you from?

He sighed, clearly annoyed, then hung up.

I hung up back, pressing a button on my new phone that either disconnected the call or speed-dialed the Chinese takeout around the corner. Then I tried to sit up. Similar to the coherent-thought problem, this was easier said than done. While I normally weighed around 125 ish, for some unexplainable reason, between the hours of partially awake and fully awake, I weighed a solid 470.

After a brief, beached whalelike struggle, I gave up. The quart of Chunky Monkey I ate after getting my ass kicked had probably been a bad idea.

In too much pain to stretch, I let a lengthy yawn overtake me instead, winced at the soreness shooting through my jaw, then looked back at Dead Guy. He was blurry. Not because he was dead, but because it was 4:34 A.M. And Id recently had my ass kicked.

Hi, he said nervously. He had a wrinkled suit, round-rimmed glasses, and mussed hair that made him look part young-wizard-we-all-know-and-love and part mad scientist. He also had two bullet holes on the side of his head with blood streaking down his right temple and cheek. None of these details were a problem. The problem resided in the fact that he was in my bedroom. In the wee hours of dawn. Standing over me like a dead Peeping Tom.

I eyed him with my infamous death stare, second only to my infamous fluster stare, and got a response immediately.

Sorry, sorry, he said, stumbling over his words, didnt mean to frighten you.

Did I look frightened? Clearly my death stare needed work.

Ignoring him, I inched out of bed. I had on a Scorpions hockey jersey Id snatched off a goalie and a pair of plaid boxerssame team, different position. Chihuahuas, tequila, and strip poker. A night that is forever etched at the top of my Things Ill Never Do Again list.

With teeth clenched in agony, I dragged all 470 throbbing pounds toward the kitchen and, more important, the coffeepot. Caffeine would chisel the pounds off, and Id be back to my normal weight in no time.

Because my apartment was roughly the size of a Cheez-It, it didnt take me long to feel my way to the kitchen in the dark. Dead Guy followed me. They always follow me. I could only pray this one would keep his mouth shut long enough for the caffeine to kick in, but alas, no such luck.

Id barely pressed the ON button when he started in.

Um, yeah, he said from the doorway, its just that I was murdered yesterday, and I was told you were the one to see.

You were told that, huh? Maybe if I hovered over the pot, it would develop an inferiority complex and brew faster just to prove it could.

This kid told me you solve crimes.

He did, huh?

Youre Charley Davidson, right?

Thats me.

Are you a cop?

Not especially.

A sheriffs deputy?

Uh-uh.

A meter maid?

Look, I said, turning to him at last, no offense, but you could have died thirty years ago, for all I know. Dead people have no sense of time. Zero. Zip. Nada .

Yesterday, October eighteenth, five thirty-two P.M. , double gunshot wound to the head, resulting in traumatic brain injury and death.

Oh, I said, reining in my skepticism. Well, Im not a cop. I turned back to the pot, determined to break its iron will with my infamous death stare, second only to

So, then, what are you?

I wondered if your worst nightmare would sound silly. Im a private investigator. I hunt down adulterers and lost dogs. I do not solve murder cases. I did, actually, but he didnt need to know that. Id just come off a big case. I was hoping for a few days respite.

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