Alison Pace - Pug Hill

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PRAISE FOR

If Andy Warhol Had a Girlfriend

If Andy Warhol Had a Girlfriend is pure, guilt-free pleasure. When youre not laughing your head off, youre in the middle of a remarkably honest and heartfelt story about a woman who has to find love inside herself before she can find it outside.

Joseph Weisberg, author of 10 th Grade

Laugh-out-loud funny.

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Alison Pace takes us on a whirlwind transcontinental journey (first class, of course) with a lovable main character who, amid the crazy world of abstract art, discovers a little inspiration of her own.

Jennifer OConnell, author of Bachelorette #1 and Off the Record

A funny, feel-good fairy tale set improbably in the high-powered international art world. If Andy Warhol Had a Girlfriend will give hope to the most relationship-weary heart.

Pam Houston, author of Sight Hound

A poignant and very funny look at the dating life of a fictional New York gal.

The Washington Post

This book is GENIUS! I stayed up all night laughing hyena-style.

Jill Kargman, coauthor of Wolves in Chic Clothing

A sweet, stylish tale about love, art, travel, and highly pampered dogs. If Andy Warhol Had a Girlfriend is a terrific, unique read full of heart and humor. I loved it!

Johanna Edwards, author of Your Big Break

Art lovers, dog loverseven EX-loverswill love this fun, funny book.

Beth Kendrick, author of Fashionably Late

A laugh-out-loud look at art fairs, true love, and overindulged miniature schnauzers. A great read!

Kristen Buckley, author of The Parker Grey Show

A fresh and beguiling story set in New Yorks art milieu... Perfectly balancing comic missteps with insights, Pace gets Janes tricky growth spurt just right.

-Romantic Times

A funny, snappy, beauty of a readI loved it.

Sarah Mlynowski, author of Monkey Business and Bras & Broomsticks

Simmers with a quiet brilliance and polish that will stay in a readers mind for days.

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PUG HILL

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Copyright 2006 by Alison Pace

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For Mom and Dad

(Happy Anniversary)

acknowledgments

This book might never have been started without the enthusiasm of Allison McCabe, and it certainly never would have been finished without the endless encouragement and thoughtful advice offered to me by my agent and friend, Joe Veltre. Tremendous thanks to you both.

Endless appreciation goes to my wonderful, talented, and ever-patient editor, Susan Allison, who made revisions seem like a fun new adventure, and who was so available to me throughout the entire process with her invaluable ideas and insights.

I am very grateful to Jessica Wade, Julia Fleischaker, and everyone at Berkley Books for all their hard work on my behalf; and to Karen Schifano, Grace Shin, Mark Greenberg, Boris Sternberg and Simon Parkes at Simon Parkes Art Conservation for the glimpse into their careers.

For listening to all of my stories and for always making me laugh, special thanks to Cynthia Zabel, Joanna Schwartz, Christine Ciampa, Jennifer Geller, Sarah Melinger, Francis Tucci, Zander Byers, Kerry Dolan, Kimberly Bohner, Peter Bohner, Wendy Tufano, Jessica Good-man, and of course, Crankyface.

And most of all, always, love and thanks to my sister, Joey, who has never once said shed like to join a commune; to Mom, for being much nicer than Hopes mom, for instilling in me a great love of dogs, and for reading every last page of my early drafts; and to Dad, for always reminding me to stop and smell the roses, while wearing sunscreen.

prologue

Kermit the Frog

For Holly Golightly, there was always Tiffanys. No matter what was going wrong in her life, she always had Tiffanys. For me, theres always Pug Hill. For as long as Ive lived in New York, whenever Ive wanted to think, or relax, or be happy, or even sad, my destination of choice has been, without fail, Pug Hill.

Pug Hill, if you havent heard, is a hill in Central Park, over on the east side around Seventy-fourth Street, where pugs from all over New York City convene. Just as I imagine Holly Golightly was in it much more for the diamonds than for the big building on the corner of Fifty-seventh Street and Fifth Avenue, Im in it much more for the pugs than for Central Park. Its not that I dont like the serenity and tranquility of Central Park as much as the next New Yorker, its just that Ive always had a pretty big thing for dogs.

Dogs have always been a great presence in my life, have always affected it in ways you might call deeply. I simply cant imagine my life without them. I wonder if it must speak volumes about me that Ive never had one of my own.

What I do have right now are all the same reasons as all the other people in New York who love dogs but dont have one: I work too much, Im not home enough, my apartment is too small, its never the right time. But one day, and I dont doubt this at allor at least, I try not to doubt itit will be. And of all the dogs there are to love, pugs are, by far, my favorite.

So until that day, when the right time begins, I try to content myself with all the many versions of my favorite, all the endlessly comforting pugs of Pug Hill. I know all the regulars. I know their names and the colors of their harnesses and I know which pugs to expect if I visit on a Saturday or if I visit on a Sunday. Most of the time Im the only person at Pug Hill without a pug. And that might seem kind of sad, but actually, its not. I like to think that, in its own way, its kind of hopeful really, if you think about it.