Edie Claire - Never Buried: A Leigh Koslow Mystery (Leigh Koslow Mytery)

NEVER BURIED

Copyright 1999 by Edie Claire

Originally published by New American Library, a division of Penguin Putnam, Inc.

Digital edition for Kindle published in 2010 by the author.

This book is a work of fiction. The names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the writer's imagination or have been used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, actual events, locales or organizations is entirely coincidental.

All Rights Are Reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission from the author.

DEDICATION

For my friends at IUMC

Chapter 1

The sounds filtered through Leigh's sleeping brain, nagging her into consciousness. She knew them all too well. First the series of short, wet, hiccupsthen the muffled splat. Her cat, Mao Tse, was throwing up. Again.

Leigh groaned and pried up an eyelid just long enough to read her clock.

3:37 AM. Wonderful.

She was almost asleep again when she remembered she wasn't at home.

Get up, you ingrate. Now.

The bed was warm, the mattress comfortable. Leigh's eyes remained closed as she rationalized. The mess was probably in the kitchen on the linoleum. It wouldn't matter if she waited till morning. It wouldn't matter at all.

She lay quietly a little longer, trying to believe herself as she nestled more deeply under the covers. It didn't work. In her mind all she could see was her cousin's favorite throw pillowsliberally laced with cat vomit.

She sighed and opened her eyes. "Who am I kidding? Blasted diva heads for upholstery at the first sign of nausea."

She swung her legs over the side of the bed, letting the momentum pull her upright, then slipped on her house shoes (a lesson well learned) and hoisted herself up. The corridor outside her room was pitch dark. Yawning, she slumped over against the wall and fumbled for a light switch, using a brass sconce for a head rest. Her fingers soon found a switch. Unfortunately, it was the switch for the sconce.

By the time the dancing dots had faded, Leigh was alert. She remembered her mission and looked down. The hardwood floor seemed an unlikely placeit would be too easy to clean. The other upstairs doors were closed. She padded down the front staircase and flipped on the light in the entry hall.

Not on the Persian rug. Anywhere but the Persian rug.

Experience led her to the room with the densest concentration of fine fabricsthe parlor. The cat was there, of course, resting comfortably on one of the antique wingbacks. Leigh resisted the urge to throttle her. "All right, girl. Give me a hint. I'm really not in the mood for this."

Mao Tse, a large black Persian with an imperial attitude, turned up what little nose she had and stared blankly.

Leigh's eyes scoured the rug, the furniture, the pillows. Nothing. Good girl . She moved into the dining room and turned on the chandelier. The floor was clear. Perhaps the cat had settled for linoleum after all? The hope faded as her eyes traveled upward.

Fabulous.

Right in the middle of the handmade tablecloth.

Spouting curses, Leigh shuffled off to clean up. Two swinging doors led her to the large kitchen, dimly visible by moonlight. She sighed. She hadn't a clue where her cousin kept anything. With Cara's sense of organization, the paper towels would probably be next to the dill weed. Once again her fingers fumbled for a light switch. Nothing.

After a few more moments of grumbling, she found a set of switches by the back door, and flipped one. The outdoors turned bright as day. Squinting through the back window, she counted no fewer than six stadium-sized spots trained on the patio. Her brow wrinkled. Sure, the patio had a nice view of the Ohio River, but weren't six lights a bit excessive? Perhaps she shouldn't be surprisedmost everything about her cousin was excessive.

Leigh was about to turn away when she noticed movement. It happened quickly, but she could just see the back of a head and shouldersa person standing on the bluff below the level of the patio. One second the figure was there, the next it was gone. She shook her head and blinked her eyes. There was nothing more to see.

Her heart beat fast. She wasn't into bravery, but she did try to avoid panic. Panic could be terribly embarrassing. She took a deep breath and tried to think of legitimate, nonthreatening reasons why someone would be wandering around her cousin's back yard in the middle of the night. It took a while, but eventually her creativity won out. Someone had been walking down the Boulevard and cut through Cara's yard to see the river. No problem . She smiled. Sure, Pittsburghs borough of Avalon had its share of wacky residents, but most of them were harmless. The doors were locked and the security system was on. Hysterics were not called for. Neither was waking up Cara in the middle of the night.

Promising herself she would get butch and check out the back yard in the daylight, Leigh found the paper towels (next to the pancake mix) and headed back to the dining room. She tore off a few sheets and began sopping up the mess.

Damnable cat.

Mao Tse appeared in the doorway to the parlor, stretched her front paws gingerly,

and let loose with a dignified yawn. Leigh wanted to throw the roll of paper towels, but her conscience forbade it. She couldn't be too hard on the beast. After all, she had missed the embroidered trim.

***

Leigh walked into the breakfast nook the next morning feeling less than vital. The ecstatic chirping of her finches, who were enjoying the morning sunshine from their cage in the bay window, only vexed her. Cara sat at the table looking bright-eyed and energetic, savoring a pastry with the morning paper. Leigh groaned. "I'm glad somebody got a good night's sleep. Hey, aren't pregnant women supposed to eat healthy? You keep this kind of food in the house and I'll gain more weight than you will."

Cara, seven months along and still leaner than Leigh would ever be, smiled cheerfully and held out the bakery box. "Consider it a special occasionyour first breakfast in the March house. Eat. I got cake donuts."

"Maggie Mae's Bakery?"

Cara nodded.

"You know me too well," Leigh sighed. "I can't fight you and Maggie Mae both." She pulled out a chocolate-frosted and sat down. Moving in with Cara temporarily had seemed like a good idea. With Gil March off globetrotting and the baby's due date fast approaching, Leigh's normally independent cousin had had a sudden yearning for companionship. Leigh, after spotting a family of roaches under her apartment sink, had had a sudden yearning to move out before her lease expired. Unfortunately, the night's events made her wonder how long her menagerie could coexist with antique furniture and parquet floors. "Um... Cara, about the tablecloth..."

Cara dismissed the subject with a wave of her hand. "No problem. I've already got it soaking in Woolite."

Her generosity only made Leigh feel worse. "You shouldn't have done that. She's my cat and we're your guests. I'll clean up after her." On cue, the cat strolled into the breakfast nook, contentedly licking her lips. Leigh knew what that meant. "You shouldn't have to feed her either, Cara, even if you are up first."

"I didn't have much choice," Cara laughed, reaching for another pastry. "She was driving me nuts meowing and pawing up my legs. I haven't had my shins attacked like that since Tiger Lily."

Leigh smiled at the reference to their shared childhood pet. She and Cara had grown up like sisters, but since high school graduation, they'd seen very little of one another.