Le Tissier - Taking Le Tiss: my autobiography

I wasnt surprised when Matt asked me to write the foreword to his autobiography. After all, I did all his work for him when we were teammates so it is only fitting I should help him now. The big surprise is that he hasnt asked me to write the whole thingwith him adding the one brilliant punchline which people will remember and talk about for ever.

Matt might not have been noted for his work-rate, but he is one of the most naturally gifted players it has been my privilege to play with. He could do things with a ball which left you, literally, speechless. His skill and technique were sublime and the really annoying thing is that it all came so naturally to him. The rest of us would be working our backsides off, chasing, closing down, taking knocks and tackling, while he would amble around like he didnt have a care in the world. Then, suddenly, hed explode into life and win the game with a piece of pure genius. And he got almost as much pleasure creating goals for others. If you made a run, you knew he had the ability to find you with an exquisite pass or cross.

I had to do all the running for him. Well, we all did. We were told to get the ball and give it to Matt because he had the ability to create something special. People thought he was lazy but what they dont appreciate is that he concentrated on doing his running in all the right areas. We, his teammates, knew that if we lost possession he was never going to chase back and help. You accepted that because when the ball was played forward and there was just a sniff of goal, hed be on it in a flash.

Once you got to know him, you realized he cared passionately about winning and scoringand about Southampton Football Club. Thats why he stayed there his whole career when he could have had his pick of teams. He had several opportunities to leave but he didnt see why he should, and he was single-minded enough to dig his heels in when others were saying he should go. You have to applaud him because that sort of loyalty is very rare.

I can identify with that because thats just how I felt about Newcastleit was always my dream to play for them. But I have a lot of affectionfor the Saints. They were my first club and I am very sad to see what has happened to them in recent years. I know it has hurt Matt, who gave so much to keep them in the Premier League against the odds for so many years. And he provided the fans with wonderful entertainment along the way.

He was capable of scoring from virtually anywhere. Some of his goals were absolutely breathtaking. Even when I was playing against him, there were times I almost found myself applauding his goals. But Matt was not just a great goal-scorerhe was a scorer of great goals. Some of them left you puzzling, How the heck did he do that?

Ill never forget the one he put past his big mate Tim Flowers for Southampton, at Blackburn. He beat a couple of men as though they werent there and then fired into the top left corner from 35 yards. There was no luck about it, he knew exactly where he wanted to put the ball. It was a really special goal, and the fact he beat Tim all ends up gave him even more satisfaction. Tim has never lived it down even though we won the game. It always seemed to be Newcastle or Blackburn he scored against. He really seemed to enjoy scoring against my teams.

Being a similar age, we always had a bit of friendly rivalry going right from our days together in the Southampton youth team. And we are still good friends noweven though we are the exact opposite in terms of lifestyle and looks.

He has never been your stereotypical footballer, either on the field or off. The clubs nutritionists must have wondered how he was still alive, let alone playing at the top level. His idea of a diet was picking the lettuce out of his burger. And he hasnt changed now that he has retired. Even as a TV pundit he looks like a sack of spudsor as though he has eaten one. Hes never bothered what people think of him. He openly admits, This is the way I am, take me or leave me. And everyone respects that. They are quick to poke fun at his failingsbut always in a good-natured way. He takes it wellwith his body size and dress sense he hasnt got any choiceand he can certainly dish it back. In spades.

I have to say he is perfect for Skys Soccer Saturday show because he is so laid back, but his wit is as sharp as his shooting. He can laugh at himself and has the perfect sense of humour for that show, coupled with the fact he knows the game inside out and isnt afraid to speak his mind.

This autobiography has been written very much in that veinself-deprecating with a great sense of his own worth and a lot of jokes. And obviously it has been written by someone else because it is far too much like hard work for Tiss. But I bet he takes all the credit.