Lev Grossman - The Magicians

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FOR LILY

William Shakespeare, The Tempest

Quentin did a magic trick. Nobody noticed.

They picked their way along the cold, uneven sidewalk together: James, Julia, and Quentin. James and Julia held hands. Thats how things were now. The sidewalk wasnt quite wide enough, so Quentin trailed after them, like a sulky child. He would rather have been alone with Julia, or just alone period, but you couldnt have everything. Or at least the available evidence pointed overwhelmingly to that conclusion.

Okay! James said over his shoulder. Q. Lets talk strategy.

James seemed to have a sixth sense for when Quentin was starting to feel sorry for himself. Quentins interview was in seven minutes. James was right after him.

Nice firm handshake. Lots of eye contact. Then when hes feeling comfortable, you hit him with a chair and Ill break his password and e-mail Princeton.

Just be yourself, Q, Julia said.

Her dark hair was pulled back in a wavy bunch. Somehow it made it worse that she was always so nice to him.

How is that different from what I said?

Quentin did the magic trick again. It was a very small trick, a basic one-handed sleight with a nickel. He did it in his coat pocket where nobody could see. He did it again, then he did it backward.

I have one guess for his password, James said. Password.

It was kind of incredible how long this had been going on, Quentin thought. They were only seventeen, but he felt like hed known James and Julia forever. The school systems in Brooklyn sorted out the gifted ones and shoved them together, then separated the ridiculously brilliant ones from the merely gifted ones and shoved them together, and as a result theyd been bumping into each other in the same speaking contests and regional Latin exams and tiny, specially convened ultra-advanced math classes since elementary school. The nerdiest of the nerds. By now, their senior year, Quentin knew James and Julia better than he knew anybody else in the world, not excluding his parents, and they knew him. Everybody knew what everybody else was going to say before they said it. Everybody who was going to sleep with anybody else had already done it. Juliapale, freckled, dreamy Julia, who played the oboe and knew even more physics than he didwas never going to sleep with Quentin.

Quentin was thin and tall, though he habitually hunched his shoulders in a vain attempt to brace himself against whatever blow was coming from the heavens, and which would logically hit the tall people first. His shoulder-length hair was freezing in clumps. He should have stuck around to dry it after gym, especially with his interview today, but for some reasonmaybe he was in a self-sabotaging moodhe hadnt. The low gray sky threatened snow. It seemed to Quentin like the world was offering up special little tableaux of misery just for him: crows perched on power lines, stepped-in dog shit, windblown trash, the corpses of innumerable wet oak leaves being desecrated in innumerable ways by innumerable vehicles and pedestrians.

God, Im full, James said. I ate too much. Why do I always eat too much?

Because youre a greedy pig? Julia said brightly. Because youre tired of being able to see your feet? Because youre trying to make your stomach touch your penis?

James put his hands behind his head, his fingers in his wavy chestnut hair, his camel cashmere coat wide open to the November cold, and belched mightily. Cold never bothered him. Quentin felt cold all the time, like he was trapped in his own private individual winter.

James sang, to a tune somewhere between Good King Wenceslas and Bingo:

God! Julia shrieked. Stop!

James had written this song five years ago for a middle-school talent show skit. He still liked to sing it; by now they all knew it by heart. Julia shoved him, still singing, into a garbage can, and when that didnt work she snatched off his watch cap and started beating him over the head with it.

My hair! My beautiful interview hair!

King James, Quentin thought. Le roi samuse.

I hate to break up the party, he said, but weve got like two minutes.

Oh dear, oh dear! Julia twittered. The duchess! We shall be quite late!

I should be happy, Quentin thought. Im young and alive and healthy. I have good friends. I have two reasonably intact parentsviz., Dad, an editor of medical textbooks, and Mom, a commercial illustrator with ambitions, thwarted, of being a painter. I am a solid member of the middle-middle class. My GPA is a number higher than most people even realize it is possible for a GPA to be.

But walking along Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn, in his black overcoat and his gray interview suit, Quentin knew he wasnt happy. Why not? He had painstakingly assembled all the ingredients of happiness. He had performed all the necessary rituals, spoken the words, lit the candles, made the sacrifices. But happiness, like a disobedient spirit, refused to come. He couldnt think what else to do.

He followed James and Julia past bodegas, laundromats, hipster boutiques, cell-phone stores limned with neon piping, past a bar where old people were already drinking at three forty-five in the afternoon, past a brown-brick Veterans of Foreign Wars hall with plastic patio furniture on the sidewalk in front of it. All of it just confirmed his belief that his real life, the life he should be living, had been mislaid through some clerical error by the cosmic bureaucracy. This couldnt be it. It had been diverted somewhere else, to somebody else, and hed been issued this shitty substitute faux life instead.

Maybe his real life would turn up in Princeton. He did the trick with the nickel in his pocket again.

Are you playing with your wang, Quentin? James asked.

Quentin blushed.

I am not playing with my wang.

Nothing to be ashamed of. James clapped him on the shoulder. Clears the mind.

The wind bit through the thin material of Quentins interview suit, but he refused to button his overcoat. He let the cold blow through it. It didnt matter, he wasnt really there anyway.

He was in Fillory.

Christopher Plovers Fillory and Further is a series of five novels published in England in the 1930s. They describe the adventures of the five Chatwin children in a magical land that they discover while on holiday in the countryside with their eccentric aunt and uncle. They arent really on holiday, of coursetheir father is up to his hips in mud and blood at Passchendaele, and their mother has been hospitalized with a mysterious illness that is probably psychological in nature, which is why theyve been hastily packed off to the country for safekeeping.

But all that unhappiness takes place far in the background. In the foreground, every summer for three years, the children leave their various boarding schools and return to Cornwall, and each time they do they find their way into the secret world of Fillory, where they have adventures and explore magical lands and defend the gentle creatures who live there against the various forces that menace them. The strangest and most persistent of those enemies is a veiled figure known only as the Watcherwoman, whose horological enchantments threaten to stall time itself, trapping all of Fillory at five oclock on a particularly dreary, drizzly afternoon in late September.