Laura Bradley - The Brush-Off: A Hair-raising Mystery
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Jackson Scythe splayed his bigtan, long-fingered, ultra-masculinehand on the door, opening it wider to allow my entry. As I took a tentative step forward, letting my imagination wander to ways he might use those hands, he passed me a brown paper bag hed had tucked into the waistband of his jeans.
Whats this?
Barf bag.
I tried to hand it back to him. No, really, youre not all that bad.
That earned a double quirk of the eyebrows and I couldve sworn a twitch in a smile muscle or two. But he wouldnt let me score the last point. You ever seen a dead body?
No, I admitted.
Then you better keep it.
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This is for my
wild angels,
both in Heaven
(okay, you guys with wings, Im finally listening!)
and on Earth
Donna Drayton,
the friend who can read my mind.
Pam Morsi,
the colleague who wont hear of me giving up.
Paige Wheeler,
the agent who cattle-prods me.
Christina Boys,
the editor who gives me smiley faces in the margins.
And, of course, I couldnt forget my hairdresser,
Jay Askin, who patiently withstands three
hours of questions every six weeks.
(Oops, guess its not a secret anymore
that Im not a natural blonde!)
I couldnt have done this without yall!
I hope we make somebody laugh.
Keep up appearances; there lies the test;
The world will give thee credit for the rest.
Outward be fair, however foul within.
Sin if thou wilt, but then in secret sin.
Charles Churchill
I TS STUCK! HE WAILED.
Eardrums cringing, I pulled and pushed and squirmed harder just to avoid hearing any more of his contralto whine. Finally, red-faced and panting, I looked at the reflection of our contorted shapes in the mirrors surrounding us and had to agree. It was stuck. Which meant we were stuck. Together.
Damn it, I mumbled, more to myself than to him. It was my fault I took the job. Hed told me exactly what hed wanted, and I knew I couldnt do it. I told him I couldnt do it. But when he begged and whined, Id agreed just to shut him up. Later, Id tried to call and cancel, but hed started in on how I was The Best (yes, including the capitals) and he didnt want anyone but me touching himwell, flattery works even when we know were being buttered up. I was no exception, though I was still wavering between refusal and acceptance when he dealt the fatal blow. He had to remind me his wife was my best friend. Now, how could I say no?
This was why, I answered myself, with another stomach-clutching look in the mirror. I took a deep breath and got realistic. Im going to have to cut it.
No! Reyn, no! His bawl dissolved into a sob. Tears quivered on his fleshy cheeks. You cant cut my hair! Not my precious mi pelo muy bonito
Mario, Im sorry, but I dont think we have any choice.
I tried to pry my cramped hand from the sticky handle of the brush, but it was no use. Id thrown out my back with my last attempt at getting the round boars hairbrush loose from his long, baby-fine strands when I put my foot up on the back of the chair to try to yank it free. So here I was, my denim broomstick skirt hiked practically up to my hips, one foot stuck between his back and the chair, the other dangling toward the ground, my chest drapeda generous verb, admittedly, considering my barely-B-cupsacross the top of Marios head, and my right hand attached by mousse, hairspray, and volumizer to the brush. My other hand was no help, being inextricably tangled in hair that had turned the consistency of half-dry molasses. Needless to say, I couldnt pull with all my strength. Still, never one to give up easily, I gave it one more weak yank; he squalled. With a frustrated sigh that was an ounce of self-control away from turning into a whimper, I relaxed my arms, making the muscles along the right side of my spine tighten frighteningly. I knew from experience those muscles would freeze in place, and Id end up looking like the Hunchback of Notre Dame for the rest of the week. The handicap was good for better tips but frankly not worth the extra money.
Why is this happening to me? Mario sniffed. A tear dripped from the end of his nose onto the front of his mauve smock.
I thought of telling him the truththat he was a vain idiot. But I held my tongue, mainly because I could qualify for that moniker myself, at least the idiot part. Well, Mario, I did tell you Id never used these products together before, let alone so much at one time
Butbut its the only way I can get the volume I need. His liquid brown eyes met mine in the mirror with an anguished look that reminded me of my dogs when I dont let them in out of the rain.
He was never going to achieve the volume he wanted, but I wasnt about to tell him that. Not while I was within earshot of that ear-splitting, whiny wail. I wiggled the fingers of my captured left hand and began to feel them earn a measure of freedom. The throbbing pain in my back grew more insistent.
I think, I began cautiously through clenched teeth, I can get this hand free. I eyed a pair of scissors within reach.
Oh, yes, he enthused, tears forgotten. Then we can get some water. Maybe that will loosen it up.
I cant reach the water, but I can reach the scissors. I tried to tone down the hopeful lilt in my voice.
Aye-yi-yi-yi! Dont do it, Reyn. Ill tell Trudy, I swear I will.
I sucked in a breath and got ready to let loose on him. Someone beat me to it.
Mario? Youll tell me what? What are you two doing down there? a tentative soprano called from down the hall as we heard my front door, heavy with its beveled glass, clank shut.
Our eyes met in the mirror. His registered relief. Mine, abject embarrassment.
Trudy? Mario quavered. He turned his head toward the door. Or tried to. Our precarious positions wouldnt quite allow it without him taking half of my body with him, which he tried to do but only made it about a quarter of the way.
I shouldve been grateful to be rescued, but the fact that it was Marios wife doing the rescuing completely squelched my relief. Why me? No one else on earth would go through the rest of her life making sure neither one of us forgot this horrible moment in time.
I had visions of being hounded every day by this embarrassment. I could be a poster girl for Just Say Noto Overstyling. Didnt they teach us to know our own limitations (and those of our customers) in cosmetology school?
Where are you? Her voice was getting loudera dreaded clue that she was obviously headed in the right direction. Damn.
Down here, Trude, in Reyns chair. Mario was crying again, this time for joy. And I always thought the phrase drowning in emotion was an exaggeration.
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