Charley Miles
BLACKTHORN
NICK HERN BOOKS
London
www.nickhernbooks.co.uk
Contents
Blackthorn was originally produced by Leeds Playhouse for Furnace Festival 2016. The play was revived at Paines Ploughs Roundabout at Summerhall, Edinburgh Festival Fringe, on 1 August 2018, and was produced by InSite Performance in association with Leeds Playhouse. The cast was as follows:
HER | Charlotte Bate |
HIM | Harry Egan |
Director | Jacqui Honess-Martin |
Producer | Rowan Rutter |
Movement Director | Natasha Harrison |
Lighting Designer | Jose Tevar |
Composer | Heather Fenoughty |
For Kilburn
everyone and everywhere that made me
Thanks
This play was born out of the lifelong support of some, and the more recent encouragement of others.
Thanks to Gilly, Sophie, James, Robin, and all at Leeds Playhouse for first believing in it and in me, and giving the play its first breath of life; to Harry Egan and Charlie Bate, for their exquisite talents and instincts; to Matt Hartley for his selfless support, and Paines Plough for the new life; to Marnie Podos, for her brilliance and enthusiasm.
Special thanks to my mum and dad, for their endless support. We might not have understood what we were getting ourselves into, but your unquestioning belief made it feel possible. To Izzy, for being my first reader, always; to Eve, for being easy to make laugh; to Frankie, for his love.
Thanks to the volley of female friends who support me through everything. Most especially, to Tashan Mehta, my sister-in-arms and most wise adviser: I could not understand myself without you.
This play would not have been possible without the relentless encouragement, energy and wisdom of Jacqui Honess-Martin. Thank you for your rigour and insightfor giving me reasons to aim higher.
C.M.
Characters
HER
HIM
A forward slash (/) indicates when the next line begins.
This edition features the full-length version of the play. A shortened version was first performed at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
This ebook was created before the end of rehearsals and so may differ slightly from the play as performed.
HER | When we get born were the first babies born for twenty years. |
HIM | They tell us |
HER | they love to tell us |
HIM | about how its not the same. |
HER | You can move here at six years old or sixty or even six weeks newborn. |
HIM | But its not the same. |
HER | No. Its not the same as us. |
HER | This time |
HIM | theyre panting |
HER | heavily. |
HIM | As though theyve just run a |
HER | Lets play something different than horses now. |
HIM | Want to race sticks in beck? |
HER | I think we should play a game of mummies and daddies. |
HIM | Thats a girls game. |
HER | No its not cos its got mummies AND daddies in it stupid. Sos Ill be the / mummy. |
HIM | Could catch for minnows? |
HER | And you be the daddy. And youre like What do you want to be? |
HIM | I dont want to be the daddy. |
HER | You have to be the daddy. And you can pick what you want to do for work and I think Ill I think that I should |
HIM | You have to look after the babies. |
HER | I havent had any babies yet were going to make the babies in a bit. |
HIM | Can I be a pirate? |
HER | You cant be a pirate in real life. |
HIM | There are pirates in real life. |
HER | You could just be a sailor if you like? |
HIM | I want a parrot. |
HER | You could work like you could do what Toms dad does and you could go out to the sea for the long time and on the On the Looking for oil. Thats a sort of pirate? |
HIM | Is Toms dad a pirate? |
HER | Yeh. Sort of. He told me. So you be a Going out onto the oils for the long time which means we have to have a really big fight. |
HIM | Why? |
HER | Cos you didnt got your other job that you used to have. You lost it. |
HIM | How do you lose a job? |
HER | I dont know. Just being really careless, I think. I cant believe you lost your job! Being really careless! I hate you! |
HIM | I hate you too!! |
HER | No! You have to You have to be like oh but I love you and Im sorry and please. And kiss me now. |
HIM | Yuck!!!!!! Why????? |
HER | You have to make me love you again. |
HIM | I never want to kiss a girl in my whole life ever. I made a promise about it. Never. Ever. |
HER | You kiss your mum. |
HIM | Dont. |
HER | Seen you. |
HIM | Yeah well. Shes the only one. Only cos I have to. |
HER | You do have to, cos its part of the game. |
HIM | I dont have to marry you, do I? |
HER | You dont have to get married if you have a kiss, stupid. My aunties always kissing loads of boys and shes never even been married once. |
HIM | Fine. But only if you close your eyes. And Im be closing mine too. |
YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK And you opened your eyes, you cheater! |
HER | Okay so Im probably going to work now. Now youre out on the oils. |
HIM | I hate this game! |
HER | Okay well I think that you just needs to calm down. What dyou want to play then? Hey? Dyou want to play horses again? |
HIM | Yeah and Ill be the stag. |
HER | Thats not a horse. |
HIM | It is its the boy one that they let they let him keep his you know. Only one does get to and hes special cos then he gets to have babies with all the mares. I seen it. Seen it when his things out. |
HER | His WILLY? |
HIM | Shut up!! Sos Ill be stag cos you know |
HER | I dont think its fair that you get to be stag because you got born with Girls should get willies too. |
HIM | You get something different though. |
HER | Do you get it when youre older? |
HIM | What? |
HER | What we get instead of a willy. Do we get it when were older? |
HIM | Think you get born with it, same. |
HER | But I dont have anything. |
HIM | I seen my mums. |
HER | Whats it look like?? |
HIM | Its just a bit hairy. |
HER | Do you want to shall we swap looking? Just really quickly. |