David Handler - The Shimmering Blond Sister: A Berger and Mitry Mystery

THE SHIMMERING BLOND SISTER

ALSO BY DAVID HANDLER

FEATURING BERGER & MITRY

The Sour Cherry Surprise
The Sweet Golden Parachute
The Burnt Orange Sunrise
The Bright Silver Star
The Hot Pink Farmhouse
The Cold Blue Blood

FEATURING HUNT LIEBLING

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FEATURING STEWART HOAG

The Man Who Died Laughing
The Man Who Lived by Night
The Man Who Would Be F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Woman Who Fell from Grace
The Boy Who Never Grew Up
The Man Who Cancelled Himself
The Girl Who Ran Off with Daddy
The Man Who Loved Women to Death

FEATURING DANNY LEVINE

Kiddo
Boss

DAVID HANDLER

MINOTAUR BOOKS

A THOMAS DUNNE BOOK

NEW YORK

This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously.

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THE SHIMMERING BLOND SISTER. Copyright 2010 by David Handler. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. For information, address St. Martins Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.

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ISBN 978-0-312-57485-7

First Edition: October 2010

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For Liesa and Miltie, who know why

THE SHIMMERING BLOND SISTER

The Masked Avenger waited until he was absolutely positive she was asleep before he slipped soundlessly out of bed and tiptoed out of the bedrooma man on a mission. Maybe his most critical mission to date.

Hell, there was no maybe about it.

His home lay in darkness. Outside, all was still and silent, even though it wasnt that late. Dorset was a bedrock New England town. Early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy, wealthy, and... astonishingly boring. The Masked Avenger let himself out the back door and started across the lawn, his ears straining for a noise, any noise. He heard only the crickets.

Hed assumed other superhero identities over the years. Two of them. Secret identities that not a single living soul knew about. His first had been the Silent Thief, back when he was six years old. The Silent Thief operated in the quiet of Sunday mornings at dawn. Hed rise in the early light and creep down the upstairs hallway in his pajamas to the closed door of his parents bedroom. Six mornings a week they awoke before he did. Sundays they slept in. Hed ease the door open carefully. Listen for their deep, steady breathing. Assured that they were asleep, hed enter their room. An ocean of carpet lay between the Silent Thief and the chest of drawers next to his fathers side of the bed. Mindful of the creaks in the floorboards, hed slither his way across the room on his stomach, working his way deep into enemy territory, his heart pounding, mouth dry. It would take the Silent Thief five, sometimes ten, minutes to make it all the way around the bed. Then came the truly dangerous stage of his mission. The part that was absolutely not for the faint of heart. With a deep breath, the Silent Thief would spring to his feet andstanding there in full view of them nowsteal the loose change that was scattered atop the dresser with his fathers keys and wallet. Quarters and dimes, the occasional nickel. He didnt dare open the wallet and go for any bills. His father might notice those missing. Coins he never did. The Silent Thief would soundlessly snatch at least a dollars worth with his small, moist fingers, then drop back down to the floor and slither gleefully back to his roommission accomplished.

He kept his loot in an old tobacco tin hidden in the back of his closet. After two years of Sundays, hed amassed a secret fortune of $107.25.

Until that morning when the Silent Thief was finally exposedby his mother, much to his humiliation. She lay there that fateful Sunday morning, her breathing deep and steady as usual. Except one eye was wide open, watching him as he slithered along the floor. What are you doing, sweetheart? she whispered.

I-I was looking for Jocko, he gasped hoarsely. Their cocker spaniel.

Jocko sleeps in the cellar, not in here, she said reproachfully. Because she knew. Though she never said so.

He darted out of their room and never, ever dared go in there again. He spent his loot judiciously in the coming months on cheeseburgers, onion rings, and chocolate milk shakes at the fragrant diner near home, where he was forbidden to go because mother insisted that the food they served was unhealthy for a growing person.

But the Silent Thief was gonenever to return again. Superhero identities? Those were for little kids.

Until that warm summer night when he reappeared as the Midnight Watcher, a crusader vastly more cunning than the Silent Thief had ever dared to be. He was, after all, a sophisticated man of fifteen now. The Midnight Watcher didnt merely tiptoe out of his bedroom, he slipped out of the whole house. Waited until his parents had gone to bed. Then leapt out of his own bed and donned his special costume: black jeans, black windbreaker, black Converse Chuck Taylor high tops. He looked very cool in it. His bedroom window opened out onto the roof of the back porch. Out the window hed go, then down the trellis to the patio, and off into the dark of night.

It seemed like a quiet neighborhood. Not much going on. But the Midnight Watcher knew better. He knew that a mere one street over from his own resided the beauteous, the incomparable, the one and only Donna Durslag. He knew that Donnas first-floor bedroom faced her parents driveway, its window partially shielded by a large rhododendron. He knew that if he stood there in the Durslags driveway, nestled in that rhododendron, he could watch Donna through her open window, completely undetected.

She was a dark-eyed dream girl with gleaming black hair and giant boobs. A senior at the same high school he went to. Not that she had any idea who he was. Donna was popular. Donna was a cheerleader. Donna dated the quarterback of the football team. Almost always, shed be talking on her bedside phone when the Midnight Watcher arrived at his post. That was what she did. She talked to her girlfriends on the phone. Her room was very girlie-girl. Her bed was covered with stuffed animals, her walls with posters of insipid bubblegum music stars. Often, shed be playing their awful music on her stereo. Which meant he couldnt hear a lot of what she was saying. But he could watch her, inflamed by his passion, as she lay there on her bed in a sleeveless top and shorts, talking and talking. She liked to lie on her tummy with her knees bent and her bare feet up in the air, swinging back and forth, back and forth. The Midnight Watcher was positively hypnotized by the sight of Donnas naked, succulent, pink toes.

He saw the rest of her naked only one time. Entirely, deliciously naked. It was a memorable night. It was also the night that marked the Midnight Watchers final adventure. A summer heat wave was on. It had been a sweltering 98 degrees that day. The thermometer still hovered near 90 even late at nightand him all costumed from head to toe in black. Donna didnt have air-conditioning in her room. Just a ceiling fan. It must have been very warm in there. And her parents must have gone to bed early. Because when she came padding into the bedroom that night, fresh from her shower, Donna was stark naked. No T-shirt. No nightie. The Midnight Watcher couldnt believe his eyes. Donna Durslag was the first girl hed ever seen naked. He was overwhelmed by the rich abundance of her curves. By the way her full, mouthwatering breasts jiggled as she walked. She came directly over to the window and flung open the curtains. Rested her arms right there on the windowsill. He stood there, inches away from her in the darkness. He didnt dare swallow or blink or breathe. She was so close he could see the dewy droplets of water on her rosy nipples. And smell her fresh, soapy scent.