From the Loompanics edition :
Perhaps after reading this book you'll be able to decide whether Discordianism is a joke disguised as a religion or a religion disguised as a joke. Hail Eris. AH hail Discordia.
Circle Network News
This slim but mighty volume deserves a place on the Holy Books shelf of every Magikal library. It would probably be most content nestled between R.A. Wilson's Cosmic Trigger and Art Kleps The Boo Hoo Bible.
Nema, The Cincinnati Journal of Ceremonial Magic
Very humorous, and sometimes thought provoking...
Microbooks
This is a revolutionary book; it is a shout, a scream, an angry cry, and a lot of laughs.
Abracadabra
So if you think you might be a Discordian yourself without even knowing it, check into Principia Discordia and see what ths has to offer.
Neal Wilgus, Small Press Notes
... if you've got a funnybone, this'Il tickle it pink!
Steve Fahnestock, Amazing Stories
To Frank, Smoo & Caw my love forever
ISBN: 978-1-4092-5674-8
3175 Synaptyclypse Generator All Rights Reversed
A Few Words About This Edition
Here we are in 2009 (or YOLD 3175), fifty, or fifty-one years after Greg and Kerrys Discordian revelations at the hands of the Goddess Eris.
Synaptyclypse Generator is the publishing sub-sect of the POEE | UK Resource Centre and the UK DiscordianSociety and we are proud to present this special edition of the legendary counter-culture classic Principia Discordia, the bible of Discordianism. We have spared no cabbage-power in preparing this wonderful edition for your enjoyment and enlightenment. We have done the best we could have hoped to ensure a quality and cherishable version of PrincipiaDiscordia. If you don't like it
HA! Too late! We have your money! (If you got this in a library, or are reading it in the store, HA! Made you look!)
Discordianism, based on worship of Eris, the Greek goddess of Chaos and confusion (among other things), was invented by Kerry W. Thornley aka Omar KhayyamRavenhurst and Greg Hill Malaclypse the Younger. PrincipiaDiscordia was written by Hill, and includes material by Thornley, Robert Anton Wilson and others. This strange and relevant religion has captured the hearts and minds of people world-wide, thanks in part to the power of the Internet. There are numerous, on-line communities these days. Check the Acknowledgements section at the end of the book for more information.
For this edition, we have included Kerry W. Thornley's introduction to the 1991 Illuminet Press edition and Robert Anton Wilson's Loompanics Unlimited introduction. We include all the material from the last Loompanics printing and
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any odd bits left over from the Illuminet version. We have closing Outroductions by none other than the Rev.DrJon Swabey of Apocrypha Discordia fame and crackpot historian, Adam Gorightly, author of The Prankster and theConspiracy, The Story of Kerry Thornley and How He MetOswald and Inspired the Counterculture. It also features the most sumptuously gorgeous cover that any edition has ever had (thanks Mat).
As always with these things, there was a whole bunch of stuff I wanted to include, but couldnt for various reasons. What I most wanted to include was the historic, pre-Principia, Discordian material from the Appendix Discordia (currently housed at http://appendix.23ae.com). Definitely worth swinging by for a look at the proto-Erisiana on display there, thanks to the amazing detective work of the Rev.DrJon Swabey.
Those interested in learning more about the history and development of this unusual religion are advised to consult Robert Anton Wilson's Cosmic Trigger (and/or the Internet).
Rev. St. Syn, KSC
Proudly stealing portions of the above text from other sources so you dont have to
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If you are indeed reading this Principia Discordia in the store, or the library, you may want to consider stealing it. After all, everything inside this book is given freely. I suppose you could pay for the squid juice and dead trees, but don't ever think you're paying for the content. Just so we're clear. NOTE: Synaptyclypse Generator takes no responsibility for your kleptomaniacal tendencies. Of course, you can safely ignore this if you have an electronic version.
INTRODUCTION (i) by Kerry W. Thornley
If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe. Most disorganized of all religions, Discordianism alone understands that organization is the work of the Devil.
Holy Chaos is the Natural Condition of Reality, contrary to popular belief. Theologians cite Order in the Universe as proof of a Supreme Intelligence, but a glance is enough to see that the stars are not actually in neat little rows. (Oh, sure, there is the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper - but if they were really connect-the-dot drawings there would be numbers next to the stars.) Theology is just a debate over who to frame for creating reality. What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
Every few thousand years some shepherd inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God. From then on their followers kill one another at the slightest provocation. Haunted houses called temples are built by one side and torn down by another - and then bloody quarrels continue over the crumbling foundations.
Organized religion preaches Order and Love but spawns Chaos and Fury. Why?
Because the whole Material Universe is exclusive property of the Greco-Roman Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, Strife, Helter-Skelter and Hodge-Podge. No Spiritual power is even strong enough to dent Her chariot fenders. No material force can resist the temptation of Her Fifth Intergalactic Bank of the Acropolis Slush Fund for Graft and Corruption.
All this was revealed to me in an absolutely unforgettably miraculous event in 1958 or 1959 in a bowling alley in Friendly Hills or maybe Santa Fe Springs, California, witnessed by either Gregory Hill or Malaclypse the Younger or perhaps Mad Malik or Reverend Doctor Occupant or some guy who must have vaguely resembled one or another of them.
With the help of a Chaosopher's Stone I found the Goddess Eris Discordia in my pineal gland (on Cosmic Channel Number Five) and ever since I have known the answers to all the mysteries of metaphysics, metamystics, metamorphics, metanoiacs and metaphorics. (Before that I didn't even know how to install a plastic trash can liner so it wouldn't fall down inside the first time somebody threw away garbage.)