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Unannounced House Guest
Without Derek here, the place was eerily quiet. I started humming, but stopped when I realized I was singing the theme song from the Twilight Zone.
Id been at it for about ten minutes maybe, when I heard a sound. And then another. Footsteps. I stopped, holding my breath.
Derek? I tried. Is that you?
But no, how could it be? Id put the security chain on the door; he couldnt have gotten in. So who was coming down the hallway toward the bathroom... ?
Derek? If you dont stop scaring me right now, Ill kill you! A little ribbing is OKId come to expect that from himbut this was going too far.
Derek? Dammit, say something, OK?
Nothing. And yet the steps kept coming closer. Soft, inexorable steps on the fluffy carpet in the long hallway. Any second now, whoever was outside would be visible through the open door. I turned to face the opening, my legs stiff. I gripped my wallpaper scorer so tightly that my fingers hurt, and prepared for battle.
Berkley Prime Crime titles by Jennie Bentley
FATAL FIXER-UPPER
SPACKLED AND SPOOKED
- Acknowledgments -
Just like last time, a lot of people had a hand in making this book what it is, and in helping me survive the ordeal of getting it here. Thanks, hugs, and kisses to the following:
My agent, Stephany Evans, for support and encouragement, and for sticking with me through it all.
My editor, Jessica Wade, for continued belief in me and for allowing me to continue the journey with Avery and Derek.
My publicists, Megan Swartz with Penguin Group (USA) Inc. and Tom Robinson with Author and Book Media, without whom this book would be nowhere.
To Rita Frangie and Jennifer Taylor, for an outstanding cover.
My long-distance critique partner, Jamie Livingston Dierks, for reading every word of this manuscript, twice.
My other critique partner, Myra McEntire, for hot chocolate and conversation, some of it when I really ought to have been writing instead.
Fellow writers Hank Phillippi Ryan, Tasha Alexander, Diana Killian, and Kelli Stanley, as well as the rest of the ITW Debut Authors and assorted Sisters and Brothers in Crime, for helping me navigate the choppy waters of the publishing biz.
My Facebook friend Jennie Puplett nee Bentley, for approving my use of her maiden name.
Everyone who read the first DIY, Fatal Fixer-Upper, and liked itespecially those of you who took the time to say so, to me or someone else.
My family and friends, near and far, who know the real me and love me anyway. Particularly my husband and my two boys, for putting up with my often crazy schedule, and for developing a real liking for frozen chicken nuggets and microwaveable vegetables. You allow me to do what I love, and I couldnt be more appreciative!
xoxo
There is no such thing as ghosts, I said firmly.
Glad to hear it, my partner in grime answered.
I squinted up at him, suspiciously. Not only is he quite a lot taller than me, but I was kneeling on the floor of my Second Empire Victorian cottage, putting the finishing touches on a chair I was reupholstering. He lounged in the doorway, scuffed boots crossed at the ankles and sculpted forearms crossed over his chest. Why is that?
He grinned, causing crinkles to form at the corners of his cornflower blue eyes. Because you wont freak out when I tell you I bought a haunted house this morning.
You did what? I said, right on cue. He chuckled. I rolled my eyes. I love the guysort ofbut his sense of humor can be a little trying at times. Especially those times when Im the brunt of the joke, like now.
Derek Ellis and I had been business partners for just a few weeks and romantically involved for a few more. I had known him longer, but it had taken us a while to get to the point where we wanted to be this close.
Our joint venture, which had started out as Dereks venture, was a home repair and renovation business head-quartered in the small town of Waterfield, Maine. We both lived there, although not together. I had inherited my aunts house the previous May, while Derek lived in a converted loft above the hardware store downtown. It has exposed brick, concrete kitchen counters, lacquered Scandinavian cabinets, and a whole lot of other things he wont allow me to put into Aunt Ingaswell, myhouse because it would mess with the original 1870s mojo.
When I first learned of Aunt Ingas death and my inheritance, my plan had been to renovate the house and then sell it, taking the money I made back to New York to start my own textile design firm. But during the weeks I had spent in Maine getting everything ready, I had fallen in love with both the town and with Derek. So instead of going back to Manhattan at the end of the summer, Id stayed in Waterfield. Ever since then, we had been keeping an eye out for a property to buy and renovate. Now, it seemed, wed found one.
A haunted house? I repeated, picturing a gothic mansion with towers and turrets, clanking chains, and floating candles. None of those around here, at least not that I was aware of.
Not that kind of haunted house, Derek said. It wasnt the first time he had demonstrated an ability to read my mind. Ill show you. He reached down. I grabbed his hand, hard and warm, and let him haul me to my feet and guide me down the hallway to the front door.
Dereks black truck was parked at the curb outside, its new Waterfield R&R sticker on the side door. Derek Ellisproprietor; Avery Bakerdesigner, it said, beside a logo of an old house. I had drawn it myself, and now I smiled proudly at itand at my namebefore boosting myself onto the passenger seat.
So where is this haunted house? I wanted to know when Derek had cranked the engine over and we were rolling down the steep hill toward downtown and the harbor. In the distance, the Atlantic Ocean blinked in the afternoon sun, and the leaves on the slender birch trees overhanging the narrow street were just starting to turn shades of yellow and pale orange.
The other side of town. Down towards Barnham College.
I pictured the layout of Waterfield in my head, the town extending east, west, and north from the harbor. Barnham College was on the west side of town, on the Portland road. Near where Melissa and the Stenhams are building that new subdivision of half-million-dollar McMansions?
Melissa James was Dereks ex-wife, and Ray Stenham her new boyfriend. He and his twin, Randy, my distant cousins, owned a construction company, which built (according to Derek, who might be allowed a certain amount of prejudice) shoddy condos and houses. Melissa is Waterfields premier real estate agent, and her job is to sell them, in most cases for a lot more than they were worth. (Again according to Derek, although from what Id seen and heard so far, I had to agree.)
Between there and the college. An old subdivision of 1950s and 60s ranches and split-levels.
Your haunted house is a Brady Bunch split-level? I started to laugh. So much for my vision of towers, turrets, and clanking chains.
Derek smiled back. Actually, its a ranch. All on one floor. Over two thousand square feet, three bedrooms, two baths, fireplace in the den, and hardwoods under the carpets. And it isnt actually mine. Ours. Not yet. I offered to buy itkind of offhandedlya month or so ago, while you were in New York for a visit, and I just heard from the lawyer that our offer was accepted and we can have it if we still want it.