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A laugh-out-loud account of working in media!
Public relations snarkiest publicist Jeremy Murphy expertly chronicles his hatred, love, indifference, amusement, and scorn for the profession in F*ck Off, Chloe!. From entitled millennials to surly reporters, obnoxious clients, and cumbersome, color-coded trackers, Murphy takes a scalpel and glass of Chteauneuf-du-Pape to the PR industry in a searing, hilarious, and pissy voice that his own psychiatrist finds deeply concerning. His collection of annoyances shed light on the industrys idiosyncrasies, insanities, contradictions, and past due invoices, providing an illuminating window into the dirty world of public relations not even Xanax can help. Complementing the scathing prose are color-in illustrations by artist Darren Greenblatt, creator of the Ugly Lives of Beautiful People sketch series.

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Copyright 2022 by Jeremy Murphy All rights reserved No part of this book may - photo 1

Copyright 2022 by Jeremy Murphy All rights reserved No part of this book may - photo 2

Copyright 2022 by Jeremy Murphy

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any manner without the express written consent of the publisher, except in the case of brief excerpts in critical reviews or articles. All inquiries should be addressed to Skyhorse Publishing, 307 West 36th Street, 11th Floor, New York, NY 10018.

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available on file.

Cover design by David Ter-Avanesyan
Interior and cover images by Darren Greenblatt

ISBN: 978-1-5107-7030-0

Ebook ISBN: 978-1-5107-7031-7

Printed in China

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What you need to know before reading this book Who is Chloe and why should - photo 3

What you need to know before reading this book

Who is Chloe, and why should she fuck off?

Chloe is the embodiment of every entitled twenty-something who enters the media world and wants a trophy for coming to work. Raised to believe she is a superstar, Chloe wants the corner office on day one, a raise by the end of the week, and your job in a year. Self-centered, vain, indifferent to work, and so over everything, she cant even whatever the task is in front of her. In media, we are besieged with this creature. This book will hopefully help you understand, cope, deal, and survive and thrive in your career while working with the Chloes of the industry. Chloe, of course, will say she read this and it changed her life, but we all know she wont even open it.

What else should you know before reading? (i.e., things the author has learned the hard way)

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There is bad publicity

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There are stupid questions

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Not everyone is special

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Not all babies are cute

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Everything is on the record

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Everyone reads the New York Post

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Not everyone has a talent

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No one is getting back to us

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If the shoes arent hurting, they arent helping

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Press is not free

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The French dont like anybody

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Love does cost money

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You can buy that kind of publicity

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We all look fat in that

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His phone battery did not die

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It has not been a crazy time

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Everyone has enough bandwidth to write a story

All influencers want money If the menu has pictures you shouldnt be - photo 21

All influencers want money

If the menu has pictures you shouldnt be eating there Shes not - photo 22

If the menu has pictures, you shouldnt be eating there

Shes not into anyone Fran Lebowitz is right about everything - photo 23

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Shes not into anyone

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Fran Lebowitz is right about everything

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No, you cant afford that

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The check is not in the mail

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Yes, Anna was judging you (and everyone else)

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Your rsum will not be kept on file

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You shouldnt have said that

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No one will be in touch

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The conversation will not continue

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They dont have a radar, and if they did, we would not be on it

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The writer did not talk to his editor

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No ones power went out

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Diversity is window dressing

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