Copyright 2011 by James Patterson
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ID ALREADY TOSSED the driver a twenty and was bouncing up and down like a preschooler last in line for the potty when my taxi finally stopped across from the Hudson hotel on West 58th. I didnt wait for change, but I did nearly get clipped by an express bus as I got out on the street side and hightailed it across Eighth Avenue.
I didnt even look at my iPhone as it tried to buzz out of my jacket pocket. By this point, with my full workday and tonights party of all parties to plan, I was more surprised when it wasnt going off.
A sound, deafening even by midtown Manhattan standards, hammered into my ears as I made the corner.
Was it a jackhammer? A construction pile driver?
Of course not, I thought, as I spotted a black kid squatting on the sidewalk, playing drums on an empty Spackle bucket.
Luckily I also spotted my lunch appointment, Aidan Beck, at the edge of the crowded street performance.
Without preamble, I hooked elbows with the fair, scruffily handsome young man and pulled him into the chic Hudson. At the top of the neon-lit escalator, a concierge who looked like one of the happy, shiny cast members of High School Musical smiled from behind the Carrara marble check-in desk.
Hi. I called twenty minutes ago, I said. Im Mrs. Smith. This is Mr. Smith. Wed like a room with a large double bed. The floor or view doesnt matter. Im paying cash. Im really in a rush.
The clerk took in my sweating face and the contrast between my sexy office attire and my much younger companions faded jeans and suede jacket with seeming approval.
Lets get you to your room, then, the ber-happy concierge said without missing a beat.
A cold wind hit me as I came out of the hotel with Aidan an hour later. I looked up at the New York spring light glistening off the blue-tinged towers of the Time Warner Center down the block. I smiled as I remembered how my daughter, Emma, called it the worlds largest glass goalpost.
I looked at Aidan and wondered if what we just did was right. It didnt matter, did it? I thought as I dabbed my eyes with the sleeve of my knockoff Burberry jacket. It was done.
You were amazing. You really were, I said, handing him the envelope as I kissed his cheek.
He gave a theatrical little bow as he tucked the thousand into the inside pocket of his suede car coat.
Hey, its what I do, Nina Bloom, he said, walking off with a wave.
Its Mrs. Smith to you, I called as I hailed a taxi back to my job.
OK, MOM. You can open your eyes now.
I did.
My daughter, Emma, stood before me in our cozy Turtle Bay apartment in her sweet sixteen party dress. I took in her luminous skin and ebony hair above the sleeveless black silk and began to cry for the second time that day as my heart melted.