My Mystical History with the Ukulele The Early Years I used to be smaller like when I was born in 1944. Even then, I was bigger than a ukulele (maybe not as sweet). Any way, as I kept getting bigger, my Mom thought I was sweet; so, in 9th grade Dad took me to "Uncle Somebodys" pawn shop and bought me a cheap baritone uke. The man said it was "just right" for me (maybe it was my glasses). As you can probably tell, I never got any "formal training." So, graaaadually, I became by my college years what the musically impaired call "pretty good" - playing zany and profound three-chord "folk-revival" ditties (three-chord punk hadnt been invented yet). The hope was to be "good" enough to impress the girls on "Spring Break"!! But fate intervened.
On our first night in Ft. Lauderdale, while exiting a hamburger establishment, we were without provocation (other than Macs "Beatle" haircut) attacked by local toughs!! Needless to say, their beer bottles were no match for my ukulele (Id taken "Fencing 101" freshman year), but it was a bittersweet victory, all-the-same. The uke was a mangled tangle of shellac, splinters, and string. Refusing all efforts toward resuscitation, it never spoke again and was buried at sea. I like to think of it as sailing on through the warm Caribbean, a moss-draped ghost uke, in search of Arthur Godfrey. The Middle Years Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sometime Much Later In my "middle age" the stars aligned, compelling a colleague to sell me his Kay soprano ukulele ($5.00). The Middle Years Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sometime Much Later In my "middle age" the stars aligned, compelling a colleague to sell me his Kay soprano ukulele ($5.00).
Obviously neglected, the uke came out of the closet, demanded attention, inhabited my hands, colonized my mind! Time had flown Gene Autry was dead - folk and punk had had their day, and it was time to build a bridge to the 21st Century!! The uke and the Ukulele Man were just the ones to do it!! In a frenzy we started - the uke, the muse, and I. The rest is history.
Cheers!!!
Oh F Pee Wee, where have you Bb gone?
Have you C7 run off with Miss Y F vonne?
Reba Mail Lady says no forwarding ad Bb dress;
oh C7 Pee Wee, we miss you I con F fess.Bb Cowboy Curtis still C7 rides the range,
Bb but his eyes look C7 mighty strange.Oh F Pee Wee, won't you come Bb home?
C7 Chairy can't stand livin' here all a F lone.
We're gonna sit here every Satur Bb day
'til C7 you come home again to F play.D7 Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho, D#7 mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho,
D7 mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho, oh C#7 oh oh oh oh oh C7 oh - where did you F go?SOLO (whistle) play the VerseD7 Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho, D#7 mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho, :
D7 mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho, oh C#7 oh oh oh oh oh C7 oh - where did you F go?(Stop)(Spoken) Did somebody say wish?Oh F Pee Wee, wish you were Bb here,
to C7 bring the Playhouse some F cheer;
we're gonna sit here every Satur Bb day,
'til C7 you come home again to F play.D7 Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho, D#7 mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho,
D7 mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho, oh C#7 oh oh oh oh oh C7 oh - where did you F go?F (2 0 1 0) Bb (3 2 1 1) C7 (0 0 0 1) D7 (2 2 2 3) D#7 (3 3 3 4) C#7 (1 1 1 2)
New York, Ukulele Cabarets Pee Wee Singers version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5aqb0gunaUSearch: Pee Wee Where Have You GoneF Come on baby, give Dm me a whirlGm won't you be my C7 fascist girl?F Come on baby, give Dm me a try; IGm wanna be your C7 fascist guy.Bb We can burn our C7 torches bright andF make a thousand D7 points of light;Gm come on baby and C7 be my fascist F girl.I'm so happy that I am so filthy rich.
I can be an aristocrat and you can be my bitch.
We can paint a swastika on our BMW;
come on baby and be my fascist girl.Come on baby, we can spend our days bashing lesbians and gays.
At night we can get our kicks harassing Jews and Catholics;
we can leave a foreigner bleeding on the corner,
come on baby and be my fascist girl.We'll surely get our pictures in The ColumbusDispatch,
citizen's award for removing trash.Baby can't you feel the thrill of rubbing shoulders with George Will;
come on baby and be my fascist girl.(Spoken) I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republicrats for which it standsOne Nation/Corporation, dedicated to the Degradation of the Common Man
And they do a hell of a job - Amen, praise Jesus !!!Oh fascist girl you are the best with the tattoo of Reagan on your breast.Come on baby, join the master race; Limbaugh's saving you a place.And I know you'll like my wienie; looks a lot like Mussolini;come on baby and be my fascist girl.Oh D7 yeah, Gm come on baby and C7 be my fascist F girl.F (2 0 1 0) Dm (2 2 1 0) Gm (0 2 3 1) C7 (0 0 0 1) Bb (3 2 1 1) D7 (2 2 2 3)Dick Cheney version (skips spoken part): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_532NlapoKo
Search: "Fascist Girl / From an Undisclosed Location"Ty & the Uke Man at Victorians M.C. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IZRsqODsSs
(includes spoken part) Search: the Uke Man & Tyler - "Fascist Girl"..Ty & the Uke Man..F Why don't we just float a E7 wayF Why don't we leave to E7 dayF We'll float along through C#7 tangerine skies, you & C7 IIn my beautiful pea-green F boat.The Owl & the Pussycat they'll both be there
Owl with his wisdom and Pussy with her devil-may-care
We'll sing a love song as we float along you and I
Oh ohh, in my beautiful pea-green boat.I'll be the Owl and give you my horny stareYou can be Pussy, and you'll do your share.We'll be alright as we dance through the night by the light of the moonOh ohh, in my beautiful pea-green boat.Bb min Why don't we just float a F wayBb min sail for a year and a F dayBb min Lord knows we've had our dues to F payNow it's time to C2 play ay ay Eb ay ay ay C7 ay ay ay ayIn my beautiful pea-green F boat .Why don't we just float awayWhy don't we leave todayWe'll be alright as we float through the nightand the tangerine C7 skies,By the light of the moon of the silvery moonNext page