Flowerchild Hipsterton - Gender Neutral Baby Names

Gender Neutral Baby Names Written by Flowerchild Hipsterton Published by Bookmaester Copyright 2020 by Flowerchild Hipsterton All rights reserved. Unnecessary Disclaimer: This book is satire. Its intended to make you laugh. I do not recommend that you actually give your baby one of these names. Then again, its your baby, so I guess you can name it whatever you want.

D ear Reader, Times they are a-changin.

And so are baby names. Nobody calls their little tax deductions Bertha or Albert anymore. Old-fashioned names like that make you sound like a World War 2 veteran. No good. And names like Peter, Paul and Mary arent much better. They make you sound like you havent been cool since the 80s.

A few years ago, people started giving their babies names from movies. Thats how the name Madison became popular:

H ow a Splash Joke Lead to the Madison Baby Name Boom -Yahoo News T hats right... before the movie Splash , the first name Madison did not exist. The mermaid in the movie needed to have a human name, so she randomly picked the first word she saw: a street sign that said Madison Avenue. And there was a huge increase in babies named Bella after the Twilight movies: K now a baby Bella? 'Twilight' may be reason -Today C elebrities started giving their babies names that were just random words, like Apple or Blanket. And names of locations, like Boston or Paris.

Theyve even been using corporate brands as baby names, like Chanel or Mercedes.

T he Most Unusual Celebrity Baby Names: Gravity, Pilot Inspektor, Fuschia, and More -Vogue T he latest craze are gender neutral baby names. In the age of political correctness, millennial hipsters dont want to assume their babys gender, just because it has a penis or a vagina. Genitalia are so 20th century. In the 21st century, your giblets mean nothing. Wanna be a boy on Monday, but a girl on Tuesday? Sure, why the hell not.

Wanna be a pansexual genderless unicorn on Wednesday? No problem, when your first name is They or Blue. The future is now. In 2020, everyone can be whatever the hell they want, and parents choose gender neutral names to reflect that new found freedom. A lot of them sound just as silly as those bizarre celebrity baby names. It may just be a fad, like Beanie Babies or Hammer pants. Who knows. Who knows.

But as of right now, this is the big thing. Ever the entrepreneur, I decided to be a sell out and cash in on this strange fad and make millions (meeeleeonsss!) with this collection of unbelievably woke and uniquely unique baby names that really highlight your creativity. Well, my creativity. But you get to pretend that you came up with it. Youre welcome. Flowerchild

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