LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA (Music and Lyrics; Original Concept) won the 2008 Tony Award for Best Original Score for In The Heights, and a 2009 Grammy Award for its Original Broadway Cast Album; the musical was a finalist for the 2009 Pulitzer Prize for Drama. Off-Broadway accolades for In The Heights include a Drama Desk Award (Outstanding Ensemble Performance) and nine Drama Desk nominations (including Best Music, Best Lyrics), an Obie Award (Outstanding Music and Lyrics), a Lucille Lortel Award (Best Musical), and an Outer Critics Circle Award (Best Musical). Miranda received the 2007 ASCAP Richard Rodgers New Horizons Award. He has contributed new songs to the revival of Stephen Schwartzs Working, collaborated with Arthur Laurents and Stephen Sondheim on Spanish translations for the 2009 Broadway revival of West Side Story, and collaborated with Tom Kitt and Amanda Green on music and lyrics for Broadways Bring It On: The Musical. Mirandas work in TV and film include appearances in Modern Family, House, Sesame Street, The Electric Company, The Sopranos, the Sex and the City movie, and The Odd Life of Timothy Green. He is a co-founding member of Freestyle Love Supreme, a hip-hop comedy group that tours comedy festivals worldwide. He lives in uptown Manhattan with his wife and dog.
QUIARA ALEGRA HUDES (Book) is the author of the Elliot Trilogy of plays. The first play, Elliot, A Soldiers Fugue, was a 2007 Pulitzer finalist. The second, Water by the Spoonful, won the 2012 Pulitzer Prize for Drama. The final play, The Happiest Song Plays Last, premiered at Chicagos Goodman Theatre in April 2013. Hudes wrote the book for the Broadway musical In The Heights, which received the 2008 Tony Award for Best Musical, a Tony nomination for Best Book of a Musical, and was a 2009 Pulitzer Prize finalist. Other works include the plays 26 Miles and Yemayas Belly and the musical Barrio Grrrl! Hudess honors include a United States Artists Fontanals Fellowship, the Aetna New Voices Fellowship at Hartford Stage Company, a Joyce Foundation Award, a residency at New Dramatists, and a resolution from the City of Philadelphia. Hudes sits on the Dramatists Guild Council and serves on the board of Philadelphia Young Playwrights, which produced her first play in the tenth grade. She lives in New York with her husband and daughter.
SCENE 1
(Sunrise. A radio switches through different stations.)
RADIO VOICE
Yo, pull out them kiddie pools and call me up with your sizzling summer scandal. Tomorrows the Fourth of July but were kicking off the celebration tonight with fireworks at the marina! Its going to be a scorcher!
(A beat comes in. In the shadows, GRAFFITI PETE is revealed painting various walls in the neighborhood. Enter USNAVI from his stoop.)
USNAVI
Yo, thats my wall!
GRAFFITI PETE
Pshh
(GRAFFITI PETE runs away. USNAVI turns to us.)
In The Heights
USNAVI
LIGHTS UP ON WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, UP AT THE BREAK OF DAY.
I WAKE UP AND I GOT THIS LITTLE PUNK I GOTTA CHASE AWAY.
POP THE GRATE AT THE CRACK OF DAWN, SING
WHILE I WIPE DOWN THE AWNING. HEY, YALL, GOOD MORNING.
(USNAVI opens the bodega.)
PIRAGUA GUY
(Scraping from his ice block.) Ice-cold piragua! Parcha. China. Cherry. Strawberry. Just for today, I got mamey!
USNAVI
Yo, piragero, como estas?
PIRAGUA GUY
Como siempre, Seor Usnavi.
USNAVI
I AM USNAVI AND YOU PROBLY NEVER HEARD MY NAME.He sniffs the milk carton
REPORTS OF MY FAME ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED,
EXACERBATED BY THE FACT
THAT MY SYNTAX
IS HIGHLY COMPLICATED CUZ I IMMIGRATED FROM THE SINGLE
GREATEST LITTLE PLACE IN THE CARIBBEAN,
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.
I LOVE IT.
JESUS, IM JEALOUS OF IT.
BUT BEYOND THAT,
EVER SINCE MY FOLKS PASSED ON,
I HAVENT GONE BACK.
GODDAMN, I GOTTA GET ON THAT.
(He sniffs the milk carton.) Fo!
THE MILK HAS GONE BAD, HOLD UP JUST A SECOND.
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS FRIDGE WARM AND TEPID?
I BETTER STEP IT UP AND FIGHT THE HEAT.
CUZ IM NOT MAKIN ANY PROFIT
IF THE COFFEE ISNT LIGHT AND SWEET!
(ABUELA CLAUDIA enters.)
ABUELA CLAUDIA
Ooo-oo!
USNAVI
Abuela, do we have milk at home?
ABUELA CLAUDIA
No, que pas?
USNAVI
Its my fridge. I got caf but no con leche.
ABUELA CLAUDIA
Try my mothers old recipe: one can of condensed milk.
USNAVI
Nice. Your lottery tickets.
ABUELA CLAUDIA
(She kisses the tickets and holds them up to the sky.) Paciencia y fe
(She exits.)
USNAVI
THAT WAS ABUELA, SHES NOT REALLY MY ABUELA,
BUT SHE PRACTICALLY RAISED ME, THIS CORNER IS HER ESCUELA!
YOURE PROBLY THINKIN, IM UP SHITS CREEK!
I NEVER BEEN NORTH OF NINETY-SIXTH STREET.
WELL, YOU MUST TAKE THE A TRAIN
EVEN FARTHER THAN HARLEM TO NORTHERN MANHATTAN AND
MAINTAIN.
GET OFF AT ONE EIGHTY-FIRST, AND TAKE THE ESCALATOR.
I HOPE YOURE WRITING THIS DOWN, IM GONNA TEST YA LATER.
IM GETTING TESTED, TIMES ARE TOUGH ON THIS BODEGA.
TWO MONTHS AGO SOMEBODY BOUGHT ORTEGAS
(Points to the salon.) OUR NEIGHBORS STARTED PACKIN UP
AND PICKIN UP AND EVER SINCE THE RENTS WENT UP
ITS GOTTEN MAD EXPENSIVE
BUT WE LIVE WITH JUST ENOUGH
ALL (except NINA)
IN THE HEIGHTS
PIRAGUA GUY/CARLA/DANIELA/OTHERS
I FLIP THE LIGHTS AND START MY DAY
ALL
THERE ARE FIGHTS
CARLA/DANIELA/WOMEN
AND ENDLESS DEBTS
KEVIN/BENNY/PIRAGUA GUY/MEN
AND BILLS TO PAY
ALL
IN THE HEIGHTS
BENNY/KEVIN/PIRAGUA GUY/OTHERS
I CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT CAF
USNAVI
I SERVE CAF
ALL
CUZ TONIGHT SEEMS LIKE A MILLION YEARS AWAY!
EN WASHINGTON
USNAVI
NEXT UP TO BAT, THE ROSARIOS.
THEY RUN THE CAB COMPANY, THEY STRUGGLE IN THE BARRIO.
SEE, THEIR DAUGHTER NINAS OFF AT COLLEGE, TUITION IS MAD STEEP.
SO THEY CANT SLEEP. EVERYTHING THEY GET IS MAD CHEAP!
(KEVIN and CAMILA enter.)
KEVIN
GOOD MORNING, USNAVI!
USNAVI
PAN CALIENTE, CAF CON LECHE!
KEVIN
PUT TWENTY DOLLARS ON TODAYS LOTTERY.
CAMILA
ONE TICKET, THATS IT!
KEVIN
HEY! A MANS GOTTA DREAM.
CAMILA
DONT MIND HIM. HES ALL EXCITED
CUZ NINA FLEW IN AT 3 A.M. LAST NIGHT!
KEVIN
DONT LOOK AT ME. THIS ONES BEEN COOKING ALL WEEK!
CAMILA
USNAVI, COME OVER FOR DINNER.
KEVIN/CAMILA
THERES PLENTY TO EAT!
(KEVIN and CAMILA exit. DANIELA and CARLA enter.)
DANIELA
SO THEN YESENIA WALKS IN THE ROOM
CARLA
Aha
DANIELA
SHE SMELLS SEX AND CHEAP PERFUME!
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