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From Dr. Schotts 30 years in veterinary practice come over 60 heartwarming, funny, and adorable stories about angry pelicans, bug-eyed goldfish, and plenty of cats and dogs
In the third book in this bestselling series, we meet the oddest creatures, from an escaped newt to a baby snow leopard, but the focus is on the dogs and cats that make up most of a pet vets day and on the wacky and wonderful people who bring them in.
Dr. Schott also pulls back the curtain on what its really like to be a veterinarian. Do some vet students faint at the sight of blood? (Yes.) Is it easier for vets to bring their own pets in for procedures? (No.) Did the pandemic change veterinary practice? (Yes, and how.)
You will also learn how to bathe a dog, why some rats love cats, why Dr. Schott is afraid of parrots, and a surprising way for a dog to accidentally get drunk. And, of course, you will meet Supercat, the Siamese kitten with the mightiest lungs. The Battle Cry of the Siamese Kitten is Dr. Philipp Schotts third collection of funny, touching, and informative true veterinary stories drawn from his over 30 years in practice.
Philipp Schott grew up in Saskatoon, where he studied veterinary medicine. He is now chief of staff at a large pet hospital in Winnipeg, MB. He lives with three humans and four animals in a creaky old house on the river. The Battle Cry of the Siamese Kitten is his fifth book. Preface
Here we are again. Or at least, here I am again. I suppose this could be your first time picking up one of my books. Either way, welcome or welcome back, and thank you.
And if it is your first time, dont be afraid. You dont need to read the books, or even the tales within them, in order as they dont build on each other. Each tale is a discrete self-contained unit, like a snack, rather than an ingredient meant to be blended. Most other books are grand multi-course meals, whereas I like to think of my three veterinary books as collections of story snacks, or tapas if you prefer.
You have 60 tiny plates in front of you (and about 120 more in the other books - think of them as adjacent tables, easily within reach if you stretch a bit). They are laid out left to right but pick them up as you please. Eat them all in one sitting, or one per day, or ten per weekend, or at entirely random and wanton intervals.
When I began writing the first book, The Accidental Veterinarian, I briefly considered trying to weave the stories into a continuous narrative, like a traditional book. Many of the individual stories already existed as blog posts, so I would have to write some sort of filler to connect them. Filler sounds pejorative, doesnt it? I dont mean it that way. The filler might have been beautiful and engaging, but it would have been false. Im blessed with a good memory, but not an unnaturally good one that allows me to conjure up the level of detail needed to turn all these stories into a smooth continuum. I did exactly that with The Willow Wren, the fictionalized memoir of my father growing up during the rise and fall of Hitlers Germany (yes, that was shameless plug for an unrelated book), and there the filler worked, but it didnt feel right for my veterinary stories. Moreover, I thought that there might be a place in the modern readers library for collections of story snacks. I hope I am right.
In the spirit of story snacking, Ive done away with the sections in this volume. The Accidental Veterinarian and How to Examine a Wolverine were divided into four sections each, roughly grouping stories by type - sort of thematically in the first book and sort of by species in the second. But for a significant number of stories, these categorizations felt arbitrary. Here the snack metaphor breaks down. Until they start making sweet chips, salty fruit, or crunchy cheese, its fairly easy to group snacks. Veterinary stories, not so much.
So here you will hav

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Even More Tales from the Accidental Veterinarian

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Contents
Also by Philipp Schott

The Accidental Veterinarian

The Willow Wren

How to Examine a Wolverine

Fifty-Four Pigs

Dedication

For Nico & Alex.
They love all Siamese kittens,
no matter how wild.

Preface

Here we are again. Or at least, here I am again. I suppose this could be your first time picking up one of my books. Either way, welcome or welcome back, and thank you.

And if it is your first time, dont be afraid. You dont need to read the books, or even the tales within them, in order as they dont build on each other. Each tale is a discrete self-contained unit, like a snack, rather than an ingredient meant to be blended. Most other books are grand multi-course meals, whereas I like to think of my three veterinary books as collections of story snacks, or tapas if you prefer.

You have 60 tiny plates in front of you (and about 120 more in the other books think of them as adjacent tables, easily within reach if you stretch a bit). They are laid out left to right but pick them up as you please. Eat them all in one sitting, or one per day, or ten per weekend, or at entirely random and wanton intervals.

When I began writing the first book, The Accidental Veterinarian, I briefly considered trying to weave the stories into a continuous narrative, like a traditional book. Many of the individual stories already existed as blog posts, so I would have to write some sort of filler to connect them. Filler sounds pejorative, doesnt it? I dont mean it that way. The filler might have been beautiful and engaging, but it would have been false. Im blessed with a good memory, but not an unnaturally good one that allows me to conjure up the level of detail needed to turn all these stories into a smooth continuum. I did exactly that with The Willow Wren, the fictionalized memoir of my father growing up during the rise and fall of Hitlers Germany (yes, that was shameless plug for an unrelated book), and there the filler worked, but it didnt feel right for my veterinary stories. Moreover I thought that there might be a place in the modern readers library for collections of story snacks. I hope I am right.

In the spirit of story snacking, Ive done away with the sections in this volume. The Accidental Veterinarian and How to Examine a Wolverine were divided into four sections each, roughly grouping stories by type sort of thematically in the first book and sort of by species in the second. But for a significant number of stories, these categorizations felt arbitrary. Here the snack metaphor breaks down. Until they start making sweet chips, salty fruit, or crunchy cheese, its fairly easy to group snacks. Veterinary stories, not so much.

So, here you will have them presented alphabetically, which is as close to random as my relentlessly systemizing brain will permit. But feel free to proceed as your heart dictates.

And again, welcome, or welcome back. And again, thank you. Thank you so much.

Affenpinscher to Zwergpinscher

A picture exists of me at about six months of age being shown a black-and-white dairy cow. My father and I are on a snow-dusted country lane outside of Jlich, in western Germany, where I was born. The lane runs beside a fenced field. Everything is flat and barren and cold-looking, but there is this cow as the singular object of interest. My father is holding me out towards the fence. The cow is craning its neck towards me, but I am looking sideways at the camera and my mother, who is taking the picture. My facial expression is one of pure astonishment. My eyes are wide and my mouth open round like a big O. This was likely the largest animal I had ever seen.

That was the first picture of me with an animal. Later ones in my toddler years, by then in Saskatoon, show me trying awkwardly to pet a random outdoor cat while wearing a Michelin Man snowsuit and feeding old rubbery carrots to the deer at the local zoo. Back then nobody, including the zookeepers, thought this might be a bad idea.

So those were my earliest documented encounters with animals. My earliest clear memory of an animal, however, is of my cousins dog, a black cocker spaniel named Tino. This would have been the early 1970s, and I might have been five or seven years old. As I explained in The AccidentalVeterinarian, there was no way I was going to have a dog or a cat. My parents didnt actively dislike them, but it was just that pets simply werent part of their world, any more than watching pro sports was, or eating Jell-O, peanut butter, or marshmallows. These were things other people did, and that was fine, but it just didnt interest them. This would eventually change, but not until much later (and never for the marshmallows or pro sports).

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But somehow the interest in animals was there. Was it genetic? My father was passionate about birds and impressed me when they landed on his outstretched hand. He claimed that, according to German legend, because he was born on a Sunday, he had the gift of being able to talk to birds. (What special powers being born on a Saturday might have granted me were never explained.) But rather than genetics, I think it might have been because from a young age I read like a threshing machine. I quickly exhausted the childrens section of the small local J.S. Wood branch of the library. I remember the day clearly when my mother suggested that I have a look at the teen and young adult section instead. I began with the letter A on the non-fiction shelves and worked my way through. (Yes, I was an odd child, and a self-confident one, which is an unusual combination and explains a lot about me. But never mind that.) D was a gold mine, encompassing both dinosaurs and dogs. In retrospect I realize the library likely didnt have any cat books. Otherwise, my abstract affection might have alighted on them. But as it was, the J.S. Wood had a gorgeously illustrated dog breed guidebook. It was so orderly and alphabetical. I was captivated.

And there, in that book, was a picture of my cousins dog, Tino. Or at least a dead ringer for him. Glossy black fur, long silky ears, warm brown eyes looking right at me from the page. From that point on, in the weird logic of the small child, Tino, although I had only met him once, became my dog in my mind and my heart. And that logic truly was weird because not only had I only met Tino once, but he also lived an ocean away. We had immigrated to Canada and all the extended family was still in Germany. My parents were frugal, though, and were able to save enough for us to visit Germany four times during my childhood. This was when flying was still a big deal and people dressed up for the occasion. It was between two of the visits that my dog obsession hit its peak. During this time, I received a dog guide of my own for my birthday. It was a small, white hardcover book that began with Affenpinscher and ended with Yorkshire terrier, but I liked to imagine that it ended with Zwergpinscher, German for miniature pinscher, so that I could say that I had memorized all the dog breeds from A to Z. As I said, I was an odd child.

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