Kasey Michaels - The Toplofty Lord Thorpe

My dearest Jennie, and Kit too, of course, It seems an age since last we saw each other, and had a long, comfortable coze, which of course it is not, considering that I stood as godmother to your darling Christopher not two months past. I am back in London now as you can see from the postmark, although Papa is not with me (as usual) and Aunt Rachel has been once more set to bear-lead me (again, as usual).

You know, dearest Jennie, that this will be my fourth Season since I first made my curtsy at St. Jamess. Papa says any chit with a whit of sense would have long since given it up and donned her caps, but he has agreed to finance one more foray, hoping against hope I shall at least catch myself a rich cit; but as I told Papa, what with Lady Cynthias mama passing away so shortly into the Season last year, and with Lord Thorpe having so inconveniently retired to his estates as soon as was decent after the funeral, my latest Hunting Season was rendered unusually short.

Lady C. is at last out of black gloves (so far this marriage of hers has been delayed by no less than three expiring relatives), and she and Lord Thorpe are once more in town, with the wedding date again set. I know you both believe me to be some sort of Don Quixote, forever tilting at windmills, but I do believe it is Fate, not Lady Cynthias wilting relatives, that have delayed the nuptials until such time as I can convince Lord Thorpe he would be making a Dreadful Mistake.

I am the better woman for him, I know I am, so youand especially you, Kitmay draw comfort from the knowledge that my intentions, if not my actions, are only of the purest. Lady Cynthia may bleed undiluted blue when she is pinked, but she is not only rude beyond conceiving, but a dead bore into the bargain. Julianthat is to say, Lord Thorpemust be Saved from Her at All Costs. Of course, my loves, the fact that I am Absolutely Mad for the man barely enters into this At All.

But now that the couple in question is back in town, with poor Lord Thorpe lugging that sad, bland creature hither and thither, my opportunities shall again present themselves. Oh, Lord Thorpe may have already been situated in the city for a fortnight or so before his fiance returned, but he spent his time at his various clubs, barely coming into society. It is strange, is it not, how men seem to enjoy such places, especially since one of my young gentlemen friends (nobody youd know, Kit, as he didnt serve in the army) told me that the atmosphere in all these clubs is so dreadfully fustyrather like being in some dukes residence, with the duke lying dead in his chambers upstairs.

Please forgive me if I ramble onAunt Rachel says it is my only fortebut you can see, cant you, how this is my last chance to make Julian aware of me? It is time I took the bull by the horns, as it were, for after all, I cannot continue to rely on Lady C.s relatives to so obligingly keep cocking up their toes before each scheduled wedding date, now can I?

Kiss little Christopher hellohe is such a darlingand cross your fingers for me, just for luck you understand, for I am sure that this time I Cannot Fail to make Julian love me.

Your most affectionate cousin,
Lucy

Kit Wilde, Earl of Bourne, put down the missive after reading it aloud to his wife as she cradled their sleeping son. She cannot fail, she says, he repeated, shaking his head rather sadly. I can only wonder at her optimism, kitten, seeing as how the poor girl has made such a sad hash of things so far.

Oh, I dont know, Kit, Jennie replied, absently stroking her sons soft blond curls. Youd be surprised to know to what lengths a woman might be willing to travel in the name of love. For what its worth, she proclaimed, grinning saucily at her doubting husband, my blunts on Cousin Lucy!

I T WAS A TRULY LOVELY early-spring day, unseasonably fair and fine, especially when one considered the depressingly lengthy stretch of damp and drizzle that had so far this month curtailed outings in the park for all but the most dedicated or desperate promenaders, the former intent on exercising their horseflesh and the latter committed to the pursuit of elusive eligible bachelors, bits of juicy gossip, and cards of invitation to the most select social gatherings on offer.

Quite naturally this bright, sunshiny day found anybody and everybody converging on the park with a vengeance; the resultant crush of curricles, high-perch phaetons, ancient landaus, barouches, skittish, prancing saddle horses, and hopeful pedestrians quickly spilling over from the gravel paths to cut deep ruts into the soft turf and carelessly trample down the shrubberies.

Julian Rutherford, Earl of Thorpe, and his fiance of long standing, Lady Cynthia Buxley, had been in the park upwards of an hour, having arrived with the notion that a lively canter for the length of the park and back atop their overly fresh mounts would make an enjoyable change from the inactivity the weather had enforced upon them.

To their combined chagrin, however, the only exertion either had thus far expended was by way of a constant tug-of-war with their high-spirited horses, who demonstrated their disappointment at the snails pace necessarily set by their masters by alternately snorting, prancing, and tossing their heads in their eagerness to be off.

This is perfectly beastly, Julian, Lady Cynthia complained in dreadful accents for perhaps the hundredth time. How I abhor Sundays in the park, what with every upstart cit and ragged peasant given free access just as if they had a right to be here. I tell you, Julian, if we are not careful we will suffer the same dread fate as our fellow aristocrats in France. Stop it, Egyptian Dawn, she commanded firmly, breaking off her complaining to bring her mount back under control.

Go easy on her mouth, Cynthia, Lord Thorpe cautioned as the woman hauled down sharply on the reins. Well be nearing a gate shortly, upon which time I suggest we disengage ourselves from this ridiculous parade and I escort you home. If it werent for the multitude of acquaintances demanding our attention, holding our progress to an infuriating crawl, we should have been gone long since. It is only our popularity you have to blame, my dear, for our virtual imprisonment within this crush of humanity. Your friends have been too long without you, and feel the need of a few moments to renew their friendship.